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Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Jill Shalvis: I don't want to dig him or his

I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him. — Jill Shalvis

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Scarlett Avery: Hot, raunchy and funny. - GiveMeBooks

Hot, raunchy and funny. - GiveMeBooks — Scarlett Avery

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Katie McGarry: Oz lists the hem of his shirt, exposing

Oz lists the hem of his shirt, exposing his cut abs, and wipes his brow with the material. Oh my with chocolate on top. That was just beautiful. — Katie McGarry

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Kyle Adams: Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because

Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like that. — Kyle Adams

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Ryan Lilly: I'm friends with a guy who is friends

I'm friends with a guy who is friends with a former Playboy model. So I guess you could say I'm 1 degree away from 212 degrees. — Ryan Lilly

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Gwen Stefani: Look at your watch now. You're still a

Look at your watch now. You're still a super hot female. — Gwen Stefani

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By China Mieville: That's what gets converts these days," Baron said.

That's what gets converts these days," Baron said. "It's a buyers' market in apocalypse. What's hot in heresy's Armageddon. — China Mieville

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Chelsea Handler: You know you're a hot mess when the

You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself. — Chelsea Handler

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: I think so. I want a hamburger and

I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. "And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And - and I want to see the big kitties. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Ella Minster: Grace shivered even though it was hot out,

Grace shivered even though it was hot out, because that's what detectives do in detective books. — Ella Minster

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Stacey Marie Brown: Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms.

Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me. — Stacey Marie Brown

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Jerry Coleman: The Padres are really swinging some hot hats

The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight! — Jerry Coleman

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I'm into carpooling, because sometimes my car gets

I'm into carpooling, because sometimes my car gets hot and needs to refresh itself. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Dashiell Hammett: What do people think about my staying with

What do people think about my staying with Harrison with him chasing everything that's hot and hollow? — Dashiell Hammett

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Ke$ha: I want to show you that you can

I want to show you that you can be funny and hot. You can drink and read. People are still getting used to what I am. — Ke$ha

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Jon Stewart: I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If

I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something. — Jon Stewart

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Markus Zusak: When a woman with an iron fist tells

When a woman with an iron fist tells you to get out there and clean spit off the door, you do it. Especially when the iron's hot. — Markus Zusak

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Jerry Coleman: Templeton is as hot as you can be

Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk! — Jerry Coleman

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Sharon Stone: It's funny, but I never knew I was

It's funny, but I never knew I was hot or could be beautiful until I saw 'Basic Instinct,' and I was so shocked when I saw how pretty they made me. — Sharon Stone

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Alycia Linwood: Oh, so there were angels and demons, but

Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair. — Alycia Linwood

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By George Mikes: Continental people have a sex life; the English

Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles. — George Mikes

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Jennifer Estep: Just another part of that Spartan killer instinct.

Just another part of that Spartan killer instinct. I can slay the ladies just as well as I can reapers. — Jennifer Estep

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Simone Elkeles: You look like a hot tamale.""That's not really

You look like a hot tamale."
"That's not really a compliment. — Simone Elkeles

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By S.K. Logsdon: Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need

Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need some penis-cilin. I fake cough again into my hand. — S.K. Logsdon

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Cyn Balog: Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken

Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit. — Cyn Balog

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Minnie Pearl: Getting married is a lot like getting into

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. — Minnie Pearl

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Jill Shalvis: I made a tactical error tonight with Wyatt."

I made a tactical error tonight with Wyatt." She paused "Horizontally."
Sara laughed. "Again? — Jill Shalvis

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: You can't tell me the success of Kevin

You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie. — Jim Gaffigan

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Anonymous: Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that

Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That's me: I'm not that. — Anonymous

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Veronica Blade: He really needed to stop being so hot

He really needed to stop being so hot while his hands were on me. — Veronica Blade

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Iliza Shlesinger: I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school.

I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs. — Iliza Shlesinger

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Johnny Carson: It was so hot today that Burger King

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself." — Johnny Carson

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By L.H. Thomson: I'm English. We're about as tactful as a

I'm English. We're about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time. — L.H. Thomson

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Angela Verdenius: She said he looked hot in uniform. He

She said he looked hot in uniform.

He said she looked hot without clothes.

She said he did, too. He agreed. — Angela Verdenius

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Huntley Fitzpatrick: Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup

Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Funny It's So Hot Quotes By Aditi Mathur Kumar: Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar