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Funny Insult Quotes By William Shakespeare: How now, my sweet creature of bombast! How

How now, my sweet creature of bombast! How long is't ago, Jack, since thou saw'st thien own knee? — William Shakespeare

Funny Insult Quotes By Brock Thoene: It always is harder to be left behind

It always is harder to be left behind than to be the one to go ... — Brock Thoene

Funny Insult Quotes By Brian Jacques: I will not stand here to be insulted

I will not stand here to be insulted by you, hedgepig," Mangiz fumed.
"Then stand somewhere else and I'll insult you there, featherbag!! — Brian Jacques

Funny Insult Quotes By Nenia Campbell: You couldn't find your dick in the dark,

You couldn't find your dick in the dark, you scheming, sleaze-mongering scumwad. — Nenia Campbell

Funny Insult Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater: He had been younger and easier then, unfettered

He had been younger and easier then, unfettered by anything like responsibility or wisdom. — Maggie Stiefvater

Funny Insult Quotes By Kathryn Lasky: Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size.

Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size. 'Well, SPRINK ON YOUR SPRONK! — Kathryn Lasky

Funny Insult Quotes By Gena Showalter: Roses are red, violets are blue, I have

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you. — Gena Showalter

Funny Insult Quotes By Mark Twain: I did not attend his funeral, but I

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. — Mark Twain

Funny Insult Quotes By Henny Youngman: You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch

You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler. — Henny Youngman

Funny Insult Quotes By Terry Tempest Williams: We are wearing coats of trust. When one

We are wearing coats of trust. When one tells a story this is what happens. — Terry Tempest Williams

Funny Insult Quotes By William Shakespeare: I'll be supposed upon a book, his face

I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him. — William Shakespeare

Funny Insult Quotes By Al Alvarez: It is easy to smile at an insult

It is easy to smile at an insult and pretend it's funny when the person insulting you is hosing you with money. — Al Alvarez

Funny Insult Quotes By Andrew Hinkinson: She was my friend because she was kind

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident. — Andrew Hinkinson

Funny Insult Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss: I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said.

I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said. "Is he attempting to buy sex with me? Or does he wish to fight? — Patrick Rothfuss

Funny Insult Quotes By Virginia Woolf: [Ulysses is] the work of a queasy undergraduate

[Ulysses is] the work of a queasy undergraduate scratching his pimples. — Virginia Woolf

Funny Insult Quotes By Kim Stanley Robinson: You have a mind like the rings of

You have a mind like the rings of Saturn. A million miles wide and an inch deep. — Kim Stanley Robinson

Funny Insult Quotes By A&E Kirk: Your wit never ceases to underwhelm me.

Your wit never ceases to underwhelm me. — A&E Kirk

Funny Insult Quotes By Katy Perry: The media, is media. You always have to

The media, is media. You always have to take the media with a grain of salt. You can't believe everything you read. — Katy Perry

Funny Insult Quotes By Don Rickles: If I were to insult people and mean

If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny. — Don Rickles

Funny Insult Quotes By Floyd Mayweather Jr.: There is no fighter smarter than me.

There is no fighter smarter than me. — Floyd Mayweather Jr.