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I am old now. So old. My sight fades, my muscles are weak, my piss dribbles, my bones ache, and I sit in the sun and fall asleep to wake tired.
— Bernard Cornwell
Well, you really made a mess of things,' he says. 'I'm not even done,' I tell him.
— Suzanne Collins
The whispers of shared ecstasy are choral.
— George Steiner
I've become one of those people who prowl around at night in their cars. God, I am the town's Boo Radley, just like in To Kill A Mockingbird.
— Kathryn Stockett
Only you are yours.
— Susan Trott
Intellect is not wisdom.
— Thomas Sowell
The secret ingredient to sex is love.
— Lars Von Trier
Science and fiction both begin with similar questions: What if? Why? How does it all work? But they focus on different areas of life on earth.
— Margaret Atwood
punching holes the size of dogs
— S.M. Reine
Sometimes the most important and powerful element is an absence, a lack, a burnished space in your mind that glows and aches as you try to fill it.
— Deirdre Madden