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It's hard enough to be a lady writer. Doubly hard to be a funny lady writer. — Jill Soloway

It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day. — Lady Victoria Hervey

You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady. — Doris Roberts

My grandmother raised me. She was a real no-nonsense but very funny lady. I drove tractors, made hay, milked cows, fed the chicken, fed the pigs. — Carol Bartz

The search for someone to blame is always successful. — Robert Half

I like being a funny lady. I think theres nothing sexier than a funny lady. — Maya Rudolph

Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady? — Molly Harper

All my life I've been a lady bruiser, a wrong chooser, school refuser, drug abuser, born loser; clothes bummy, nose runny, it wasn't funny — Big L

A crazy old lady, leading a band of teenagers against an angry supernatural Entity - who'da thought? — Diane M. Haynes

I stopped playing football because I'd done as much as I could. I needed something which was going to excite me as much as football had excited me. — Eric Cantona

I could care less about what people think. I'm a Devil Without A Cause. — Kid Rock

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. — Steven Wright

And the Lady's mate. Despite having only two legs and small fangs, there was much that was feline in that one, and he approved. — Anne Bishop

Here's a six-foot-ten guy in sneakers and the lady's asking me, 'Profession?' — Jack McMahon

I liked Lady Gaga's meat dress. It was funny. — Alejandro Jodorowsky

Not one word," Kel warned. "Tobe and I have reached an understanding."
Neal's lips twitched. "Why do I feel you did most of the understanding. — Tamora Pierce

Alma: I rather suspect her of being in love with him. Martin: Her own husband? Monstrous! What a selfish woman! — Lady Randolph Churchill

It's not over till the fat lady eats! — Ljupka Cvetanova

When a man is tired of Ankh-Morpork, he is tired of ankle-deep slurry. — Terry Pratchett

If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon. — Johannes Brahms

Hey Lady I don't want to fuck you husband . — Amy Poehler

When you live in a leading lady's body, which I do, you have to constantly prove that you are funny. — Elizabeth Banks

Some nice lady came over here with food for us all. She claimed to be your mother. I don't believe it
you're an asshole, and she's good people. — Amy Lane

I watch vlogs on YouTube. I watch Jenna Marbles a lot - I think she's really funny - and a lady called Daily Grace. — Maisie Williams

Don't do this.
I have every intention of doing this. I have since the first time you looked at me with the same need that I felt every damn day. — B.B. Reid

Things well fitted abide. — George Herbert

Be gentle, confident and action-oriented. Remember, your actions will make a difference. — Debasish Mridha

Fear is a friend who's misunderstood — John Mayer

Life is unrest, and its passage at best a zigzag course, that only straightens to a direct line when viewed across the years. — Elbert Hubbard

Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button. — Bill Engvall

You there, you look like a well-rounded lady, oh yes, and I mean well-rounded — TBBishiXO

True prosperity isn't something you take from the world: it's something you share with the world. — Cameron Johnson

Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course ... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady. — Steve Coogan

Every time your work is read, you die several deaths for every word, and poetry is like being flayed alive. — Mary Stewart

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.' — Demetri Martin

I'm a little bit naked, but that's okay. — Lady Gaga

He told me to be funny for the Fat Lady, once. — J.D. Salinger

A poem begins with a lump in the throat — Robert Frost