Bill Engvall Quotes

Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button.

Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button. (Bill Engvall)

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Bill Engvall Quotes: Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button.
Bill Engvall Quotes: Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button.
Bill Engvall Quotes: Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button.
Bill Engvall Quotes: Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button.
Bill Engvall Quotes: Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button.
Bill Engvall Quotes: Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button.
Bill Engvall Quotes: Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button.
Bill Engvall Quotes: Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button.
Bill Engvall Quotes: Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button.
Bill Engvall Quotes: Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button.
Bill Engvall Quotes: Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button.
Bill Engvall Quotes: Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button.
Bill Engvall Quotes: Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button.
Bill Engvall Quotes: Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button.
Bill Engvall Quotes: Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button.