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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
— Albert Einstein
I felt sorry for the match ball - it came off the pitch crying.
— Johan Cruijff
You the human are the highest temple of God. I would rather worship you, than worship any temple, image or book.
— Abhijit Naskar
Statistics always remind me of fellow who drowned in a river where the average depth was only three feet.
— Woody Hayes
The beauty of being an actor in a horror film is that you know what to expect and what's coming.
— Denzel Whitaker
Fights take a long time to shoot.
— Greg Bryk
Give me the wisdom to know what must be done and the courage to do it.
— George R R Martin
You've got to be a good date for the reader.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
— Christina Aguilera
El Paso," Andrej echoed slowly. "You do know there's nothing in El Paso but dust, heat, and illegal aliens, right?
— J. Fally
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
— Alexander Woollcott