Funny Illegal Quotes

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. — Albert Einstein

I felt sorry for the match ball - it came off the pitch crying. — Johan Cruijff

You the human are the highest temple of God. I would rather worship you, than worship any temple, image or book. — Abhijit Naskar

Statistics always remind me of fellow who drowned in a river where the average depth was only three feet. — Woody Hayes

When I'm around authority, I still feel like I'm 14 or 15 years old. — Kyle Chandler

The beauty of being an actor in a horror film is that you know what to expect and what's coming. — Denzel Whitaker

Fights take a long time to shoot. — Greg Bryk

Give me the wisdom to know what must be done and the courage to do it. — George R R Martin

You've got to be a good date for the reader. — Kurt Vonnegut

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill. — Christina Aguilera

El Paso," Andrej echoed slowly. "You do know there's nothing in El Paso but dust, heat, and illegal aliens, right? — J. Fally

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening. — Alexander Woollcott

Don't force yourself to go party if you're not in the mood. — Hannah Hart