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I would rather be called funny than pretty.
— Nia Vardalos
What's the matter, fairy boy? Pissed because Chrys rather kiss me?" - Essence (Nymphs of Macedonia Trilogy #1)
— Racheal Renwick
I'd rather have less time than I think, than less think than I have time.
— The Covert Comic
In theory I rather admire the Spaniards for not sharing our Northern time-neurosis; but unfortunately I share it myself.
— George Orwell
In the old-fashioned sitcoms, to be gay was, in itself, funny, and you laughed at the characters rather than with them.
— Ian McKellen
You seem to be holding up rather well under the burden of the world's troubles. How do you do it?
— Juliann Whicker
I'm funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me.
— Daniel Dae Kim
Funny how, when one part of your life falls away, the other bits that are left start looking rather feeble.
— Mhairi McFarlane
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.
— Shannon L. Alder
Thank goodness it only lasted a minute or so.The inhalant, that is. The sex was rather longer — Belle De Jour
Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted.
— Tommy Cooper
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
— Groucho Marx
Caroline, do you value your neck?""Yes, I'm rather fond of it. Why?"
"Because if you don't shut up, I'm going to wring it. — Julia Quinn
Alma: I rather suspect her of being in love with him. Martin: Her own husband? Monstrous! What a selfish woman!
— Lady Randolph Churchill
I love my funny poems, but I'd rather break your heart. And if I can do both in the same poem, that's the best.
— James Tate
Funny thing about regrets. I don't lament what I've done, but rather, what I didn't do.
— J.A. Konrath
You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.
— Terry Pratchett
I'm not trying to be ridiculous or funny, but it was rather pleasant to find yourself in isolation, in solitary.
— Joseph Brodsky
Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty.
— Kristen Johnston
I'd rather be the bloke laughing at other people. I don't need to make people laugh. I surround myself with funny people. I laugh all the time.
— Jennifer Garner
Sarah, honey, I hardly think kidnappers are going to take the time to buy a memento of their stay. I could be wrong, but it seems rather unlikely.
— Christine Feehan
I want to be part of movies that have important and interesting subjects but are not depressing and are rather satirical and funny.
— Terence Lewis
Funny how addiction was socially acceptable - even a status symbol - when it made people extroverts rather than introverts
— Stacia Kane
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
— Jean Baudrillard
You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell.
— Heather Hildenbrand
I'd rather be funny than wise.
— Dennis Miller
Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard.
— Michael Gambon
Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife.
— Mark Watson
Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova
Nirvana is very funny. It's not sincere particularly. It's rather frivolous, actually.
— Frederick Lenz
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston
I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials
— Ann Everett
You know, Hope is also rather interesting, there's just not two of her, Dad teased Nona
— Holly Hood
Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
— Eoin Colfer
To die for an idea is to set a rather high price upon conjecture.
— Anatole France
I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it.
— David Torn
I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.
— Kelly Ripa
I'd rather proliferate funny little rumors than not.
— Autre Ne Veut
I had heard of offices feeling like prisons, but in this case our prison felt, rather anticlimactically, like an office.
— William Ritter
