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I could still box your ears."
"Nonsense," he scoffed. "You couldn't reach that high. — Anne Gracie

I suppose when you say you slept with him, it was more than just a nap?"
Lillian shot her a withering glance. "Daisy, don't be a pea wit. — Lisa Kleypas

Why write about the past? Well, there's more of it. — John Cleese

We men had a meeting a long time ago, and we all decided, 'It's trousers'. And that's what we've worn ever since. — Lisa Kleypas

I believe that we cannot live better than in seeking to become better, nor more agreeably than having a clear conscience. — Socrates

I was shy, said six-foot-one of bashful male. He grunted as a sharp, feminine elbow thudded inconspicuously into his side. — Anne Gracie

Everything is disproportionate in the middle of the night. — Louise Doughty

Set higher standards for your own performance than anyone else around you, and your only competition will be with yourself — Rick Pitino

At its best, the sensation of writing is that of any unmerited grace. It is handed to you, but only if you look for it. — Annie Dillard

Lord Carradice managed to look wicked, smug, and saintly, all at the same time. — Anne Gracie

What the dev - er, deuce did you do that for? It hurt!"
"Good," said the angel. "I was afraid these new shoes would not be sturdy enough. — Anne Gracie

She couldn't hold in her irritation. "What's so funny?"
He reached out and touched the tip of her nose.
"You. — Caroline Fyffe

If I train well and stay focused, I'm confident I can deliver when the time comes. — Ashley Wagner

You're not worried about being compromised, are you?" he asked. "Because I've already done that. — Lisa Kleypas

Well, go on then, Abby; run along and let the nice man compromise you. — Anne Gracie

The first time you went out, you became mixed up with a group of radical political terrorists."
"That could have happened to anyone! — Lisa Kleypas

You're far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You're far better suited as a wife. — Lisa Kleypas