Funny Hair Quotes
Collection of top 46 famous quotes about Funny Hair
Funny Hair Quotes & Sayings
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She began to curl her hair and long for balls
— Jane Austen
Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.
— Alice Roosevelt Longworth
You realize the bad guy isn't wearing a black cape or easy to spot; he's funny, makes you laugh, and has perfect hair.
— Taylor Swift
I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always.
— Kari Luna
Your hair is the color of dirt," she said. "It knows where it came from." "That's funny," Blue noted, "because then mine should be that color, too.
— Maggie Stiefvater
Pull the hair on my head the wrong way, and I would be on my knees begging for mercy. I have very sensitive follicles.
— Benedict Cumberbatch
Someone wanted to choke me to death on my own hair?
— K.J. Charles
gray hair is gods graffiti
— Bill Cosby
Yeah. Some people just don't understand when their facial hair starts to look ridiculous.
— Daniel Bryan
I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.
— Robert Frost
I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.
— Dylan Moran
I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
— Tommy Cooper
I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others.
— Mitch Hedberg
I am really terrible when it comes to guys. Inside, I just see myself as this overweight tomboy with funny-coloured hair and bad skin.
— Katie McGrath
Although initially only few in numbers, it seems my gray hairs have launched an effective peer-pressure campaign intended to convert the others.
— Steve Maraboli
My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.
— Jennifer Aniston
San Francisco has a flowers-in-your-hair kind of vibe, while Chicago's got this very funny, big-city/small-town coolness to it.
— Dave Matthews
Sammy: "How do you comb your hair so the horns don't show?"Cain: "Don't mind her. A house just fell on her sister. — Kelly Moran
They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.
— John Green
What exactly constitutes an emergency in a modelling agency? Two girls fighting to death with a hair straightener?
— Kate Forster
Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel.
— Danica McKellar
If my hair was on fire and llamas came to put it out, he'd tell me the shot was great.
— Erin Dionne
When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.
— Noel Fielding
If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair!
— S.C. Stephens
Acting is all about big hair and funny props ... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.
— Harold Ramis
YOU. GOT. FOOD. IN. MY. HAIR.
— Stephenie Meyer
Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm.
— Kiersten White
When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.
— Nicky Hilton
Has anyone seen a raving bitch with nice hair? Holly shouted at the bottom of the stairs. Everyone who heard her pointed in a different direction.
— Nicole Williams
Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.
— Jerry Coleman
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
— Natasha Leggero
Can I brush your hair? she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can't live with 'em. Can't eat 'em for lunch.
— Darynda Jones
Ronald Regan doesn't dye his hair - he's just prematurely orange.
— Gerald R. Ford
In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian.
— Sugar Ray Leonard
