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Funny Gum Quotes By Dave Chappelle: I wish I had more hands, so I

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down! — Dave Chappelle

Funny Gum Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: I can't live without books, music and wonder.

I can't live without books, music and wonder. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny Gum Quotes By Michelle Moran: Weigh each heart on its own," I shouted,

Weigh each heart on its own," I shouted, "for how many of us would pass into the Afterlife if Osiris weighed our hearts with those of our akhu? — Michelle Moran

Funny Gum Quotes By Frank Lloyd Wright: TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes. — Frank Lloyd Wright

Funny Gum Quotes By Paul Mooney: A woman can tell me about her having

A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby. — Paul Mooney

Funny Gum Quotes By Albert Einstein: I am an absolute pacifist ... It is

I am an absolute pacifist ... It is an instinctive feeling. It is a feeling that possesses me, because the murder of men is disgusting. — Albert Einstein

Funny Gum Quotes By George Lopez: Presents? We already bought you a lot of

Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member. — George Lopez

Funny Gum Quotes By Thabiso Monkoe: What you perceive might deceive you

What you perceive might deceive you — Thabiso Monkoe

Funny Gum Quotes By Blake Nelson: You need other people, Madeline. There's a great

You need other people, Madeline. There's a great freedom in knowing that. And accepting that. And letting people in. Letting them help you. — Blake Nelson

Funny Gum Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: Beethoven can't really be great because his picture

Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card. — Charles M. Schulz