Funny Friends Quotes

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Funny Friends Quotes By Buffy Andrews: I'll pray for good semen. And I'll get I'll pray for good semen. And I'll get all of my friends to pray for good semen. Buffy Andrews
Funny Friends Quotes By Mark Jeffrey: . . . and together you're what, the . . . and together you're what, the Super Friends? Mark Jeffrey
Funny Friends Quotes By Gilbert K. Chesterton: There are a good many fools who call There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool. Gilbert K. Chesterton
Funny Friends Quotes By Gregory Douglass: Time for Tolerance,Equality, and Acceptance, It's allways TEA Time for Tolerance,Equality, and Acceptance, It's allways TEA time with my Friends ... Gregory Douglass
Funny Friends Quotes By Nora Dunn: When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown. — Nora Dunn
Funny Friends Quotes By Kenan Thompson: I was always pretty funny with my friends. I was always pretty funny with my friends. — Kenan Thompson
Funny Friends Quotes By Whipplesnaith: Alas! Charles made the promise glibly, and forgot Alas! Charles made the promise glibly, and forgot all about it. — Whipplesnaith
Funny Friends Quotes By Amanda Hudson: Friends from America!(Translation:"Tourist with Money")Look this way! Friends from America!(Translation:"Tourist with Money")Look this way! — Amanda Hudson
Funny Friends Quotes By Parker S. Huntington: What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off? — Parker S. Huntington
Funny Friends Quotes By Abhysheq Shukla: Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. — Abhysheq Shukla
Funny Friends Quotes By Mason Cooley: Nothing is more cheerful than talking about our Nothing is more cheerful than talking about our friends' shortcomings. — Mason Cooley
Funny Friends Quotes By Shannon Wiersbitzky: It's funny how even when you've lived with It's funny how even when you've lived with someone your whole life, they can still surprise you. — Shannon Wiersbitzky
Funny Friends Quotes By Tina Fey: Amy Poehler and I have been friends for Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything. — Tina Fey
Funny Friends Quotes By Juliet Blackwell: Don't be too nice to him," I teased. Don't be too nice to him," I teased. "He'll never leave. — Juliet Blackwell
Funny Friends Quotes By Gelett Burgess: Love is only chatter, friends are all that Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter. — Gelett Burgess
Funny Friends Quotes By Demetri Martin: I was in my friends garage, and he I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" — Demetri Martin
Funny Friends Quotes By Azhly Antenor: I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things
-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor
Funny Friends Quotes By Euripides: I hate it in friends when they come I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. — Euripides
Funny Friends Quotes By Bruce White: Friends are what God gives you to make Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family. — Bruce White
Funny Friends Quotes By Mila Kunis: What's funny about my group of friends is What's funny about my group of friends is that none of us ever went to the same school. None of us lived in the same part of town. — Mila Kunis
Funny Friends Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen. — George Bernard Shaw
Funny Friends Quotes By Lik Hock Yap: Its funny how we can go from good Its funny how we can go from good friends for months to strangers for years and best friends for hours. Plastic world, realistic people. — Lik Hock Yap
Funny Friends Quotes By Lauren Oliver: It's funny how you can know your friends It's funny how you can know your friends so well, but you still end up playing the same games with them. — Lauren Oliver
Funny Friends Quotes By Karl Pilkington: It's just hassle of having friends and family It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that. — Karl Pilkington
Funny Friends Quotes By Padma Venkatraman: Because friendship is about laughing when the other Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny. — Padma Venkatraman
Funny Friends Quotes By Russell Howard: I'm the munter of my friends. I've got I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb. — Russell Howard
Funny Friends Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: Stop teasing you two," Suzy jumped in, "not Stop teasing you two," Suzy jumped in, "not all of Kathy's ideas are wacky."
"Gee thanks. Was that supposed to be a compliment? — E.A. Bucchianeri
Funny Friends Quotes By Jim Norton: You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living. — Jim Norton
Funny Friends Quotes By Barbara Kloss: Friends don't drool. Friends don't drool... Friends don't drool. Friends don't drool... — Barbara Kloss
Funny Friends Quotes By Adam Ferrara: Sex is important to guys. We need stories Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends. — Adam Ferrara
Funny Friends Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: Friends are like bras, attached near your heart Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty. — Santosh Kalwar
Funny Friends Quotes By Francis Bacon: Without friends the world is but a wilderness. Without friends the world is but a wilderness. — Francis Bacon
Funny Friends Quotes By Nick Kroll: My friends and family always thought I was My friends and family always thought I was pretty funny, but I don't know if they thought I was get-my-own-show funny. — Nick Kroll
Funny Friends Quotes By Walt Whitman: I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends. — Walt Whitman
Funny Friends Quotes By Andy Borowitz: I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. — Andy Borowitz
Funny Friends Quotes By George Herbert: It is good to have friends both in It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell. — George Herbert
Funny Friends Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I don't drink a lot. My family calls I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy. — Mike Birbiglia
Funny Friends Quotes By Rick Riordan: Us is my favorite people. Us is my favorite people. — Rick Riordan
Funny Friends Quotes By Ricky Gervais: I always chose all my friends on whether I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling? — Ricky Gervais
Funny Friends Quotes By Eminem: Trust is hard to come by. That's why Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. — Eminem
Funny Friends Quotes By Claudia Gray: All of my best friends are dead people. All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened. — Claudia Gray
Funny Friends Quotes By Issa Rae: I'll stick to finding the funny in the I'll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends - and my friends are hilarious. — Issa Rae
Funny Friends Quotes By C.S. Lewis: You Too? I thought I was the only You Too? I thought I was the only one. — C.S. Lewis
Funny Friends Quotes By Rosemary Mahoney: I was a good student, sort of funny I was a good student, sort of funny and athletic. I had friends. — Rosemary Mahoney
Funny Friends Quotes By Jillian Dodd: Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things. — Jillian Dodd
Funny Friends Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious. — Rowan Atkinson
Funny Friends Quotes By Dennis Miller: The French are always reticent to surrender to The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies. — Dennis Miller
Funny Friends Quotes By Frances O'Roark Dowell: That was a funny thing about friends, Marylin That was a funny thing about friends, Marylin thought. You could know a person practically your whole life and she could still surprise you. — Frances O'Roark Dowell
Funny Friends Quotes By Abhysheq Shukla: Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom — Abhysheq Shukla
Funny Friends Quotes By Dakota Cassidy: [Ella] "Again, I ask, whose side are you [Ella] "Again, I ask, whose side are you on?"
[Lola] "The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after the party. — Dakota Cassidy
Funny Friends Quotes By Derek Landy: Just a few questions for you, Mr. Dunne. Just a few questions for you, Mr. Dunne. Or Kenny. Can I call you Kenny? I feel we've become friends in these past few seconds. Can I call you Kenny? — Derek Landy
Funny Friends Quotes By Rick Riordan: Percy looked at his friends. I'm getting tired Percy looked at his friends. I'm getting tired of this guy's shirt. — Rick Riordan
Funny Friends Quotes By Judy Blume: It's funny how you can grow away from It's funny how you can grow away from your friends, when just a few years ago they were the most important people in your life. — Judy Blume
Funny Friends Quotes By Tommy Lasorda: Talking about your troubles is no good. Eighty Talking about your troubles is no good. Eighty percent of your friends don't care and the rest are glad. — Tommy Lasorda
Funny Friends Quotes By Edwin Arlington Robinson: Friends: people who borrow my books and set Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. — Edwin Arlington Robinson
Funny Friends Quotes By H.J. Bellus: I'm pretty sure my stomach has a sliver I'm pretty sure my stomach has a sliver in it from rubbing up against my backbone, so back off, bitch. — H.J. Bellus
Funny Friends Quotes By Linus Torvalds: I love making friends ... it's people I I love making friends ... it's people I can't stand. — Linus Torvalds
Funny Friends Quotes By Terry Pratchett: It was amazing how many friends you could It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny. — Terry Pratchett
Funny Friends Quotes By Robert Pattinson: I hate people who cry around me. I'm I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.' — Robert Pattinson
Funny Friends Quotes By Tommy James: If I don't get at least 1 email If I don't get at least 1 email in any given hour, I begin to think my friends are conspiring against me. — Tommy James
Funny Friends Quotes By Joel Kinnaman: I have a lot of funny friends, and I have a lot of funny friends, and we joke a lot, but I've never really played comedic parts. — Joel Kinnaman
Funny Friends Quotes By Nick Wechsler: Being funny has always mattered a lot to Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laugh. — Nick Wechsler
Funny Friends Quotes By Yasser Arafat: Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you. — Yasser Arafat
Funny Friends Quotes By Laura Prepon: I am so like Donna it's funny. And I am so like Donna it's funny. And most of my friends are guys too. — Laura Prepon
Funny Friends Quotes By David Cross: So all my friends have kids now ... So all my friends have kids now ... which I think is rude. — David Cross
Funny Friends Quotes By Liam Neeson: It's funny, but you get to a time It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have. — Liam Neeson
Funny Friends Quotes By Mason Cooley: Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused. — Mason Cooley
Funny Friends Quotes By Olivia Wilde: I had imaginary friends and even they were I had imaginary friends and even they were mean to me. — Olivia Wilde
Funny Friends Quotes By Jesse Andrews: Having friends is how your life gets fucked Having friends is how your life gets fucked up. — Jesse Andrews
Funny Friends Quotes By Bryce Dallas Howard: Tom Hanks is fantastic - he is one Tom Hanks is fantastic - he is one of my dad's good friends, and he's very warm and funny. — Bryce Dallas Howard
Funny Friends Quotes By Manasa Rao: Isn't it funny how we all will end Isn't it funny how we all will end up? Best friends today, communicating via internet tomorrow. Crush today, dancing at their weddings tomorrow. — Manasa Rao