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Funny Finger Quotes By Will Christopher Baer: I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's

I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself. — Will Christopher Baer

Funny Finger Quotes By Bobby Lee: It's not that comedy has changed in terms

It's not that comedy has changed in terms of what's funny. For me, it's changed in that sometimes I don't feel my finger is on the pulse. — Bobby Lee

Funny Finger Quotes By Bard Constantine: How is that cut doing?" His tone had

How is that cut doing?" His tone had the perfect degree of unconcerned concern.

"Don't worry, my trigger finger is just fine. — Bard Constantine

Funny Finger Quotes By Garon Whited: put my hand in front of her finger,

put my hand in front of her finger, thinking, 'She's a magician; it might be loaded. — Garon Whited

Funny Finger Quotes By Fanny Merkin: Take your finger out of your nose, Miss

Take your finger out of your nose, Miss Steal. — Fanny Merkin

Funny Finger Quotes By Sid Vicious: You're only half the man that I am,

You're only half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do. — Sid Vicious

Funny Finger Quotes By Michelle Hodkin: Before I could say anything, Jamie began writing

Before I could say anything, Jamie began writing giant letters over the words with his index finger.
F-U-C-K Y-O-U.
My sentiments exactly. — Michelle Hodkin

Funny Finger Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: Thank you adult mittens, for allowing me to

Thank you adult mittens, for allowing me to give people the finger without them knowing it. — Jimmy Fallon

Funny Finger Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: How long have you been standing there?""Just long

How long have you been standing there?"
"Just long enough to see you give Daemon the middle finger."
"He deserved it. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Funny Finger Quotes By Julie Cross: Is the diameter of your index finger equal

Is the diameter of your index finger equal to or greater than the diameter of a super absorbency tampon? — Julie Cross

Funny Finger Quotes By Pella Grace: Mew - mew. Mew." I jump back from

Mew - mew. Mew." I jump back from her finger swipes. "I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking means, Georgia. — Pella Grace

Funny Finger Quotes By Shawn Wayans: We definitely have our finger on the pulse.

We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny. — Shawn Wayans

Funny Finger Quotes By Frederick Lenz: Find things that make you feel still, that

Find things that make you feel still, that make you feel good. — Frederick Lenz

Funny Finger Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I had a chicken finger that was so

I had a chicken finger that was so big, it was a chicken hand. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Finger Quotes By David Coleman: It's a battle with himself and with the

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking finger of the clock. — David Coleman

Funny Finger Quotes By Louise Fitzhugh: I feel there's a funny little hole in

I feel there's a funny little hole in me that wasn't there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is somewhere above my stomach. — Louise Fitzhugh

Funny Finger Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: Live the future when it comes, not now,

Live the future when it comes, not now, only when it comes! Now, only live the now! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Funny Finger Quotes By Sarah Masters: No one broke his finger and got away

No one broke his finger and got away with it. — Sarah Masters

Funny Finger Quotes By Demetri Martin: It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay

It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun ... ladies. — Demetri Martin

Funny Finger Quotes By Jaime King: But the funny thing is, I broke my

But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set. — Jaime King

Funny Finger Quotes By Joseph Addison: The man who lives by hope, will die

The man who lives by hope, will die by hunger. — Joseph Addison

Funny Finger Quotes By Peter Hedges: I was fine till the finger, I say

I was fine till the finger, I say to myself, as I shift to reverse. You don't flip off Gilbert Grape. Let that be known. — Peter Hedges

Funny Finger Quotes By W.B.Yeats: Every man is himself a class; every hour

Every man is himself a class; every hour carries its new challenge. — W.B.Yeats

Funny Finger Quotes By Jack Paar: It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger. — Jack Paar

Funny Finger Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: I didn't want to spoil the mood. This

I didn't want to spoil the mood. This was probably the longest Daemon and I had ever spoken without some statement earning him the finger. — Jennifer L. Armentrout