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I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself. — Will Christopher Baer

It's not that comedy has changed in terms of what's funny. For me, it's changed in that sometimes I don't feel my finger is on the pulse. — Bobby Lee

How is that cut doing?" His tone had the perfect degree of unconcerned concern.

"Don't worry, my trigger finger is just fine. — Bard Constantine

put my hand in front of her finger, thinking, 'She's a magician; it might be loaded. — Garon Whited

Take your finger out of your nose, Miss Steal. — Fanny Merkin

You're only half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do. — Sid Vicious

Before I could say anything, Jamie began writing giant letters over the words with his index finger.
F-U-C-K Y-O-U.
My sentiments exactly. — Michelle Hodkin

Thank you adult mittens, for allowing me to give people the finger without them knowing it. — Jimmy Fallon

How long have you been standing there?"
"Just long enough to see you give Daemon the middle finger."
"He deserved it. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Is the diameter of your index finger equal to or greater than the diameter of a super absorbency tampon? — Julie Cross

Mew - mew. Mew." I jump back from her finger swipes. "I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking means, Georgia. — Pella Grace

We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny. — Shawn Wayans

Find things that make you feel still, that make you feel good. — Frederick Lenz

I had a chicken finger that was so big, it was a chicken hand. — Mitch Hedberg

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking finger of the clock. — David Coleman

I feel there's a funny little hole in me that wasn't there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is somewhere above my stomach. — Louise Fitzhugh

Live the future when it comes, not now, only when it comes! Now, only live the now! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

No one broke his finger and got away with it. — Sarah Masters

It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun ... ladies. — Demetri Martin

But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set. — Jaime King

The man who lives by hope, will die by hunger. — Joseph Addison

I was fine till the finger, I say to myself, as I shift to reverse. You don't flip off Gilbert Grape. Let that be known. — Peter Hedges

Every man is himself a class; every hour carries its new challenge. — W.B.Yeats

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger. — Jack Paar

I didn't want to spoil the mood. This was probably the longest Daemon and I had ever spoken without some statement earning him the finger. — Jennifer L. Armentrout