Funny Fake Quotes
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Funny Fake Quotes & Sayings
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A man from the wood. A stranger from afar. He will break the curse by a hundred kisses...
— Jean M. Grant
I am not fake, I am just to good to be true
— Mahsati Abdul
She was so funny, stubborn and courageous and I loved her. But all turned to be fake
— M.F. Moonzajer
You're not exactly up for the Humanitarian of the Year award, so save your altruism for someone who can't see through you like cellophane.
— Rebecca McNutt
Do you know there is actually a blood test out there now to find out if your kid is gay or not? Yeah, it's an HIV test.
— Daniel Tosh
As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring.
— Joseph Gordon-Levitt
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
— Adam Carolla
I am not fake, I am just too good to be true (-:
— Mahsati Abdul
If I like it, I say it's mine. If I don't I say it's a fake.
— Pablo Picasso
[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.
— Ilana Glazer
A fake ring. A fake engagement. Fake love. Everything was fake. Shiny and put together on the outside, empty on the inside.
— Jamie Farrell
How am I supposed to believe you when you're obviously carrying a fake monogram Gucci Bag?
— Madi Brown
I think most conflicts do end with negotiated settlements; some don't, but most do.
— Richard Armitage
I was a woman sobbing in a hotel corridor, which is kind of incredible, because when I was little I thought I was going to be a senator.
— Jessi Klein
I'm a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up.
— Dora J. Arod
The business of lying is transacted in the abode of the gullible.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
I thought I was supposed to have a fake six-pack in this scene
— Robert Pattinson
LOVE Is The Key Element To The Existence Of Humanity!
With It ... Mankind Will Exist For Eternity.
Without It ... Mankind Will Cease To Exist! — Timothy Pina
With It ... Mankind Will Exist For Eternity.
Without It ... Mankind Will Cease To Exist! — Timothy Pina
I could always get by on a fake ID, calm face, and a smile. My sister could look guilty saying her prayers.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need some penis-cilin. I fake cough again into my hand.
— S.K. Logsdon
What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.
— Gena Showalter
When I'm out on the stage, it gives me this rush and anything that's on my mind and everything I'm going through is forgotten about.
— Fantasia Barrino
A man's worth is no greater than the worth of his ambitions.
— Marcus Aurelius