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Yu can't live if yu dead, neither. Yu probly too smart to get dat. — Chris Cleave

Given a choice between goose egg and heartache, I would choose heartache. — Santosh Kalwar

These eggs are broken. Cracked."
"Yes, ma'am. That happens sometimes."
"Does it?"
"Yes, it's the unfortunate part of being an egg. — Peter Hedges

I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always. — Kari Luna

If I have one, I'll have thirteen. No, there ain't no in-betwee. Cuz the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink. — Blake Shelton

She's a devil, she's an angel, she's a woman, she's a child. She's a heartache when she leaves you, but she'll leave you with a smile. — George Strait

Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery. — Milton Jones

I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan. — Oliver Herford

It is everlastingly funny that the proud, metaphysically ambitious, clamoring mind will hush if you give it an egg. — Annie Dillard

They always lost but he didn't blame me because to a gambler, a bad tip is better than no tip at all. — Phil Silvers

You cannot be all things to all people. Be unique. Be different. Give to others what you want yourself. And do what you were made to do. — Robert Kiyosaki

If I have had any success, it's due to luck, but I notice the harder I work, the luckier I get. — Charles Kettering

Life is a vacation God gives to you! — Celedonio Romero

The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder. — Chic Murray

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg. — Rodney Dangerfield

Six minutes isn't sex," I hear him
saying as my eyes crash shut. "Six
minutes is a boiled egg. — Sophie Kinsella

Walked back into the house to feed myself and my illusions. — Sherman Alexie

Philosophers.-We are full of things which take us out of ourselves. — Blaise Pascal

I wish you could see some of the girls I have genuinely had crushes on in my life. They're not the girls you would assume. — Chris Evans

Is an egg a vegetable? — Jodie Marsh

Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he'd ever had a hen sit on him by mistake. — Andrea Speed

Personal brands are determined by a track record of actions, not a track record of plans. — Ryan Lilly

Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there. — Alyxandra Harvey

Whom little things occupy and keep busy, are little men. — John Lancaster Spalding

You're a beautiful drunk, daughter. But you're a drunk. — Raymond Carver