Funny Egg Quotes
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Funny Egg Quotes & Sayings
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These eggs are broken. Cracked.""Yes, ma'am. That happens sometimes."
"Does it?"
"Yes, it's the unfortunate part of being an egg. — Peter Hedges
I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always.
— Kari Luna
If I have one, I'll have thirteen. No, there ain't no in-betwee. Cuz the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink.
— Blake Shelton
She's a devil, she's an angel, she's a woman, she's a child. She's a heartache when she leaves you, but she'll leave you with a smile.
— George Strait
Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.
— Milton Jones
I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.
— Oliver Herford
It is everlastingly funny that the proud, metaphysically ambitious, clamoring mind will hush if you give it an egg.
— Annie Dillard
They always lost but he didn't blame me because to a gambler, a bad tip is better than no tip at all.
— Phil Silvers
You cannot be all things to all people. Be unique. Be different. Give to others what you want yourself. And do what you were made to do.
— Robert Kiyosaki
If I have had any success, it's due to luck, but I notice the harder I work, the luckier I get.
— Charles Kettering
Life is a vacation God gives to you!
— Celedonio Romero
The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.
— Chic Murray
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Six minutes isn't sex," I hear him saying as my eyes crash shut. "Six
minutes is a boiled egg. — Sophie Kinsella
Walked back into the house to feed myself and my illusions.
— Sherman Alexie
I wish you could see some of the girls I have genuinely had crushes on in my life. They're not the girls you would assume.
— Chris Evans
Is an egg a vegetable?
— Jodie Marsh
Personal brands are determined by a track record of actions, not a track record of plans.
— Ryan Lilly
Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.
— Alyxandra Harvey
Whom little things occupy and keep busy, are little men.
— John Lancaster Spalding
You're a beautiful drunk, daughter. But you're a drunk.
— Raymond Carver