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Which weakness shall I tell her? "I walk funny," I say, and she's satisfied with that. (inside joke)
— Mary E. Pearson
Where's the ice cream?""In the oven. — E.L. James
I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me.
— M.D. Saperstein
To be, or not to be: what a question!
— E.A. Bucchianeri
You're not celibate, then?" I breathe. Amusement lights up his eyes.
"No, Anastasia, I'm not celibate. — E.L. James
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The important thing for any writer to remember is to take the writing seriously, but not the writer.
— A.E. Poynor
'Chappie' would be like 'RoboCop,' but hilarious. If you mixed 'Robocop' with 'E.T.' and it was ... funny, that's what it is.
— Neill Blomkamp
You are not to say 'stink,' " interrupted Helen; "at least, you may say it, but you must pretend you are being funny while you say it.
— E. M. Forster
You think he left a big flashing arrow pointing to a filing cabinet labeled 'Evidence Here!'? He's a Stray, Ethan, not Wile E. Coyote!
— Rachel Vincent
Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of asshole doesn't like pancakes?
— A. J. Jacobs
I love you because you loved me first. Yet you love me, saying I loved you first. Funny, our love thrives believing the other person started it.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
— E.B. White
Funny, I don't particularly care for either "laws" or "order". Liberty is messy. Freedom yields imperfect results.
— A.E. Samaan
No one messes around with a nerd's computer and escapes unscathed.
— E.A. Bucchianeri
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
— Joe E. Lewis
A smartphone is an e-toy designed for the lonely inner child hidden in each and everyone of us.
— Saurabh Sharma
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
— Adlai E. Stevenson II
If you want to see something funny, it's a tough hood sticking his tongue out at his big brother.
— S.E. Hinton
Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career.
— E.A. Bucchianeri
I believe our differences are the little pinches of salt that can make the marriage seem more flavorful.
— James E. Faust
True charity ought to begin in marriage, for it is a relationship that must be rebuilt every day.
— James E. Faust
The funny thing about an impossibility is that it tends to be a magnet for those who would prove it otherwise.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic.
— Richard E. Besser
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
— Henny Youngman
Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter ... with alliteration, no less!
— E.A. Bucchianeri
Lila!" he said cheerfully. "So you aren't a figment of my brothers imagination after all.
— V.E Schwab
We're engaged to be engaged, aren't we?
— E.D. Baker
Funny thing how when you reach out, people tend to reach right back. Best, then, to make sure your hand is open and not fisted.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Laugh as if it's funny, embrace as if it's love, and smile anyway.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Your wit never ceases to underwhelm me.
— A&E Kirk
I got an E-Trade account. Turns out I can turn $1,000 into $420 in less than a week. Sure, I had to pay some fees ...
— Mike Birbiglia
Stop teasing you two," Suzy jumped in, "not all of Kathy's ideas are wacky.""Gee thanks. Was that supposed to be a compliment? — E.A. Bucchianeri
I start laughing. You have to laugh. Life is just funny sometimes. As long as you remember.
— E.R. Frank
Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.
— Joe E. Lewis
It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a dog's nerves tire. In the case of terriers it can run into months.
— E.B. White
He once again pointed to that creepy theatrical smile. There were way too many teeth there. It made him look positively demented.
— Richard E. Gropp
I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd.
— E.A. Bucchianeri
Kate giggled. "Excellent choice.""I always make excellent choices."
"I don't know about that."
"Of course I do. I picked ye, didn't I? — Whitney K.E.
I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto.
— E.L. James
Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character limit ... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers ...
— E.A. Bucchianeri
The cure for moving too fast is just to slow down.
— William E. Coles Jr.
