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Funny Don't You Just Hate Quotes By Jim Norton: I don't have kids. That's why I leave

I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids. — Jim Norton

Funny Don't You Just Hate Quotes By R.J. Dennis: I really hate it when people want to

I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey — R.J. Dennis

Funny Don't You Just Hate Quotes By Simone Elkeles: Don't try and make me feel better, Alex.

Don't try and make me feel better, Alex. I hate you."
"I hate you, too. — Simone Elkeles

Funny Don't You Just Hate Quotes By Cyndi Lauper: When I got hoarse, the manager would say,

When I got hoarse, the manager would say, 'Drink this. Joplin used to drink this,' and I used to say, 'Joplin? Joplin's dead. — Cyndi Lauper

Funny Don't You Just Hate Quotes By Thomas Pynchon: For many people laughing is a way of

For many people laughing is a way of being loud without having to say a thing. — Thomas Pynchon

Funny Don't You Just Hate Quotes By Jim Carrey: Don't you just hate it, when you are

Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me! — Jim Carrey

Funny Don't You Just Hate Quotes By Markus Zusak: The passengers slid out as if from a

The passengers slid out as if from a torn package. — Markus Zusak

Funny Don't You Just Hate Quotes By Sonny Liston: My punches are just as hard in Chicago

My punches are just as hard in Chicago as in New York. — Sonny Liston

Funny Don't You Just Hate Quotes By Demetri Martin: I hate seeing people that look like you.

I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.' — Demetri Martin

Funny Don't You Just Hate Quotes By Gena Showalter: I don't hate you.. I just don't like

I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist — Gena Showalter

Funny Don't You Just Hate Quotes By John Hope: One feels the excitement of hearing an untold

One feels the excitement of hearing an untold story. — John Hope

Funny Don't You Just Hate Quotes By Maroon 5: Not what I didn't feel it's what I

Not what I didn't feel it's what I didn't show — Maroon 5

Funny Don't You Just Hate Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore.

I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?" — Mike Birbiglia

Funny Don't You Just Hate Quotes By Janet Evanovich: Don't you just hate a phony-looking stiff? -

Don't you just hate a phony-looking stiff? - Aunt Edna — Janet Evanovich

Funny Don't You Just Hate Quotes By Anna Quindlen: It's a funny thing, hope. It's not like

It's a funny thing, hope. It's not like love, or fear, or hate. It's a feeling you don't really know you had until it's gone. — Anna Quindlen