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I'm just glad you didn't die while we were gone," Brent said. "He'd be so pissed. And you know, you'd be dead. So that would suck.
— Bree Despain
He has a 5 year plan ... What is it, don't die?
— Adam Sandler
He hated YouTube. He wished it would die of mad cow disease.
— Andrea Speed
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
— Antoine De Saint-Exupery
If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a miracle. He is so funny that he makes everyone die laughing.
— Casey Wilson
I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thyeyes - and moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle's. — William Shakespeare
Poetry is again hip in America as people are beginning to refuse to die of boredom and to choke in the fog of their funny money.
— Andrei Codrescu
Live mean or die trying.
— Cameron Jace
IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY!
— J.K. Rowling
It's funny how your dead when people start listening.
— The Band Perry
Don't go there Rule" Lawe warned him softly. " I don't think your horoscope declared today to be a good day to die.
— Lora Leigh
Don't you dare try to die again without asking my permission!
— Shungiku Nakamura
Think you can maybe not die for five minutes?""I'll try,"I told him seriously.
"You know, if anyone else said that, it would be funny. — Karen Chance
He hated YouTube. He wishes it would die of mad cow disease.
— Andrea Speed
If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.
— Russell Howard
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
— Lenny Bruce
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.
— Sam Levenson
After I die, I shall return to earth as a gatekeeper of a bordello and I won't let any of you enter.
— Arturo Toscanini
I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.
— Sandra Bullock
This is the way I want to die. Torn apart by angry fans who want me to play a different song.
— Regina Spektor
People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.
— Frankie Boyle
Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!
— Rick Riordan
When I die, so does hip hop.
— Eminem
Quip fast, die young.
— Cassandra Clare
Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.
— Jeanne Calment
Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.
— Mignon McLaughlin
Please. If you were mostly dead in the middle of the road I'd obviously stop. And then I'd watch you die.Kate to Will — Elizabeth Scott
We have truth in order not to die of art.— Steve Aylett
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
— George Carlin
If no meant no then every man would die a virgin.
— Daniel Tosh
Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny.
— Ilona Andrews
The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.
— Bill Bailey
What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.
— Bill Bryson
In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.
— Frankie Boyle
A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times.
— Billy Corgan
To die for an idea is to set a rather high price upon conjecture.
— Anatole France
Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin
I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is correct.
— Dominique Bouhours
Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.
— Zooey Deschanel
I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
— Mercedes McCambridge
Funny; people die in clumps too.
— Rick Yancey
I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable.
— Sherry Glaser
Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die doesn't really fit the definition of banter, now does it?
— Lilith Saintcrow
When you live in a city, as I do, where violence is really in the streets, and people die every day, there's nothing funny about it.
— Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
I don't want to die ... I don't want to die poor. Two great motivators in the history of human cultures.
— Neil DeGrasse Tyson
No one here is allowed to die without my permission.
— Doug MacLeod
Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
— Henny Youngman
