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He left the key in the ignition. No one was likely to come up here and steal the truck- and if anyone did ... well, he could deal with Charles
— Patricia Briggs
I'm somebody who believes in funny things, and laughing, but I do like for them to come from a place that addresses the human condition.
— Natasha Lyonne
How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender.
— Daniel Tosh
I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.
— Shaquille O'Neal
I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.
— Rodney Dangerfield
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
— Ellen DeGeneres
What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish."
— Robert Schimmel
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
— Billy Connolly
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When?
— Bill Hicks
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott
If someone were to come up to you in a dark alley and say, "Psst, wanna see a UML diagram?" thatdiagram would probably be a class diagram. — Martin Fowler
Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.
— Will Rogers
Too bad. Family members hit you by accident. Psychopathic whores tend to come back for more.
— Richelle Mead
Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks.
— William Orlando Darby
I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved..
— Noel Fielding
Don't come on to be funny - come on to solve problems.
— Keith Johnstone
The strongest should come first in comedy because once a character is really established as funny everything he does is funny.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams." "Like drool?
— Catherine Lowell
You know, every bad guy was once good until he crossed a line. I don't think they come out of the womb being assholes.
— Laurann Dohner
Someday my prince will come," she lamented softly, "too fast.
— Melinda DuChamp
and I had come to this country where I could laugh, so gently, gently laugh at things that were actually not funny.
— Catherine Lacey
I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson.
— Yvette Nicole Brown
Let come the forces of night! We will stand!""We will get the hell out of here is what we will do," I muttered. — Jim Butcher
There is a strength of conviction that can only come from being 100% wrong.
— Stephen Schneider
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'
— Bob Monkhouse
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
— Groucho Marx
Hey, A-D-D," she called out to Claire, "come over and try these on.
— Kimberly Derting
Oh come on Pam, they're funny. They're like humans but miniature ... tea cup humans!
— Charlaine Harris
Come on, if you don't win tonight it doesn't mean you're not a good person, it just means you're not a good actor.
— Ellen DeGeneres
More importantly, the tweet was funny. Come on, it's funny.
— George Takei
My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny.
— Danny Masterson
'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in.
— Adam Lambert
Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this.
— Robert Pattinson
Good things come to those who hustle
— Chuck Noll
This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!
— Russell Howard
Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!
I'm blind! — James Patterson
I didn't just come in on a load of turnips!
— Phillip C. McGraw
Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.
— Melissa McCarthy
How come I have too many things to do all the time ... ??
— Hiroko Sakai
How come dog and dog owner are so alike?
— Hiroko Sakai
I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!"
— Mitch Hedberg
I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.
— Doug Stanhope
Come with me if you want to live.
— Jim Butcher
It's funny to me that power comes from sitting behind a desk. It should come from spending yourself.
— Kirsty Eagar
Mom, how come you never go outside?""I told you, I'm a vampire. — Alison Bechdel
How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?
— Steven Wright
I survived a divorce, no children and come to Paris three days per week. My cat ran away on a love adventure; don't know when he will be back.
— Tionne Rogers
I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better.
— Milton Jones
Offering Dragons quarter is no good, they regrow all their parts and come on again. They have to be killed.
— John Berryman
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
— Steven Wright