Caroline Kepnes Quotes
Top 100 wise famous quotes and sayings by Caroline Kepnes
Caroline Kepnes Famous Quotes & Sayings
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if there's one dude that everyone on the Upper West Side will welcome with open arms, it's the fucking jogger.
All the joy is gone, somewhere along the way she broke her own heart and without a heart you can't get better.
I love Stephen King as much as any red rum drinking American, but I resent the fact that I, the bookseller, am his bitch.
6:08 and the next dude in line is buying the new King and The Shining just to be bold - he calls The Shining a prequel and I want to cut his face
Memories are all the same at their core; it's just us trying to keep each other alive, the best parts anyway.
There is nothing remarkable about this 'guac', about any 'guac', and California needs to calm the fuck down.
There's emptiness in him that can never be filled, emptiness that dresses up well at prep school, where a lack of willpower is called creativity.
The real horror of my life is not that I've killed some terrible people. The real horror is that the people I've loved didn't love me back.
A book lets you choose how much of the blood you want to see. A book gives you the permission to see the story as you want, as your mind directs.
Brunch, a meal invented by rich white chicks to rationalize day drinking and bingeing on French toast.
And really, when you grow up, and get over yourself, when you fuck narcissism and leave the hashtags at the door, you see what really matters in life.
You are a monster, deathly, solipsistic to the bone and you're blasphemous because all you want is You
This is why America loves Stephen King so much; he keeps us on the edge of our seats until it hurts.
Coachella is a festival fashion show where people dress up like hippies and pretend that Passion Pit is as good as the Rolling Stones.
If you knew what I went through to get into your home, that I messed up my back trying to know you, inside and out, you'd judge me for it.
I own every book Stephen King has ever written."
"That's great. That's something to be proud of."
But did you read them, fuckface?
"That's great. That's something to be proud of."
But did you read them, fuckface?
Most people die old, full of pain and regret. Or young and full of drugs and self-indulgence - or sheer bad luck.
I imagine pushing you into the red abyss and jumping in after you, with you, so we can burn together, forever, a tree of life, light, sex.
I grew up with no religion and she had all religion. She celebrates everything and I celebrate nothing.
My middle school health teacher told us that you can hold eye contact for ten seconds before scaring or seducing someone.
This is what all the love songs are about, the moment when
you find your own way forward with someone and there is no turning back.
you find your own way forward with someone and there is no turning back.
And what did you say?" "I said I think that all children do better with happy parents than married parents.
Whoever said running in the morning gives you energy never had a day job that involves customer service.
You finish sending a text and relax your arms and lower your legs and when animals open up like that, they want to fuck.
It's amazing how good 50 and sunny feels after you've been bleeding in 12 with a wind chill of go fuck yourself.
So the good news is, I know exactly what I want."
"You do?" I say and I hope you'll ask me to eat you out in the bathroom at Starbuck's.
"You do?" I say and I hope you'll ask me to eat you out in the bathroom at Starbuck's.
Just eat it and shit it and be done with it and don't feel special cuz you eat that shit with someone because in the end we all shit alone!
bBecause he simply doesn't see his dreams in detail, the kind of details that drive a person to pack their shit, to move.
They're in their own world, where good things happen, a quarter mile and a million light years away.
T-shirt lifts just enough so that you can see my midsection - you need something to dream about - and
I fold my hands under my head and tell the books all about you. They listen, Beck. I know it sounds crazy, but they do.
Kate Hudson's entire career exists because people who fall in love sometimes tell lies about where they work.
That's why you leave the windows open. You don't know how to be alone with yourself. And if you block out the world, there you'd be.
What a shame to be so angered by what you don't have that you treat what you do have like it's nothing.
And part of the problem is that phone. You have that function on that fucking phone that enables you to know when your texts are opened and ignored.
It's not romantic and it's a daylight date but I understand that your attraction to me is so intense that you need to keep a safe distance.
He's been to rehab, which is a travesty; you can tell by his smug face that he's not capable of genuine addiction.
I'm the same way about the bookshop. You know, I walk around and I feel the whole world is in there, the most important stories of all time.
If we were teenagers, I could kiss you. But I'm on a platform behind a counter wearing a name tag and we're too old to be young.
And I will never again underestimate the power of anticipation. There is no better boost in the present than an invitation into the future.
And when a girl likes talking about you more than talking to you, well, in my experience, that's the end.
But the most important thing I know is that I want the possibility of you more than the reality of [her].
We are built to walk. Not to SoulCycle and jog and hike. Walking is mental. You sharpen your thoughts and process your emotions.
She thinks she's so smart but if you erase an hour, it doesn't mean shit, not unless you erase the weeks leading up to that hour.