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Funny Clothing Quotes By Steven Tyler: You'd be surprised how expensive it costs to

You'd be surprised how expensive it costs to look this cheap. — Steven Tyler

Funny Clothing Quotes By William Shakespeare: To kill, I grant, is sin's extremest gust;But,

To kill, I grant, is sin's extremest gust;
But, in defence, by mercy, 'tis most just. — William Shakespeare

Funny Clothing Quotes By Carlos Santana: Peace has never come from dropping bombs. Real

Peace has never come from dropping bombs. Real peace comes from enlightenment and educating people to behave more in a divine manner. — Carlos Santana

Funny Clothing Quotes By Colleen Hoover: You better not turn out to be an

You better not turn out to be an asshole," she says quietly.
"And you better be done with that guy in Italy," I reply. — Colleen Hoover

Funny Clothing Quotes By Garry Shandling: They should put expiration dates on clothing so

They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style. — Garry Shandling

Funny Clothing Quotes By Robert Herrick: Men are suspicious; prone to discontent: Subjects still

Men are suspicious; prone to discontent: Subjects still loathe the present Government. — Robert Herrick

Funny Clothing Quotes By Bjork: I am a grateful ... grapefruit.

I am a grateful ... grapefruit. — Bjork

Funny Clothing Quotes By Louis Tridico: an expert. Which, as we all know, is

an expert. Which, as we all know, is nothing more than a liar a hundred miles from home. — Louis Tridico

Funny Clothing Quotes By Peter Thiel: Rivalry causes us to overemphasize old opportunities and

Rivalry causes us to overemphasize old opportunities and slavishly copy what has worked in the past. — Peter Thiel

Funny Clothing Quotes By Otto Kerner Jr.: Our nation is moving toward two societies, one

Our nation is moving toward two societies, one black, one white-separate and unequal. — Otto Kerner Jr.

Funny Clothing Quotes By Jean Kilbourne: The Ideal Consumer is someone who is constantly

The Ideal Consumer is someone who is constantly dissatisfies, constanly needs more and more products in order to feel better. — Jean Kilbourne

Funny Clothing Quotes By Stephanie Perkins: This is home. The two of us.

This is home. The two of us. — Stephanie Perkins

Funny Clothing Quotes By Don Roff: When you're writing what you love, it's the

When you're writing what you love, it's the most fun you can have with your clothing still on, unless of course, you write naked. — Don Roff

Funny Clothing Quotes By Jeff Olson: The journey starts with a single step -

The journey starts with a single step - not with thinking about taking a step. — Jeff Olson

Funny Clothing Quotes By Alan Furst: When a diplomat says 'yes' he means 'maybe.'

When a diplomat says 'yes' he means 'maybe.' When a diplomat says 'maybe' he means 'no.' But if a diplomat says 'no' he's no diplomat. — Alan Furst

Funny Clothing Quotes By Wallace Stegner: If the national park is, as Lord Bryce

If the national park is, as Lord Bryce suggested, the best idea America has ever had, wilderness preservation is the highest refinement of that idea, — Wallace Stegner

Funny Clothing Quotes By J.S. Eades: I find I'm unable to speak, unable to

I find I'm unable to speak, unable to move, snared in his serious gaze like some kind of frightened rabbit — J.S. Eades