Funny Childbirth Quotes

The spirit of liberty is the spirit of him who, near two thousand years ago, taught mankind that lesson it has never learned ... — Learned Hand

A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too. — P. J. O'Rourke

A man in the house is worth two in the street. — Mae West

In my neighborhood ... they view the police as someone who comes to take their loved ones away. — Curtis Jackson

I'm a fan of music in general. — Johnny Galecki

Keep yourself busy if you want to avoid depression. For me, inactivity is the enemy. — Matt Lucas

I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable. — Sherry Glaser

An idea upon which attention is peculiarly concentrated is an idea which tends to realize itself. — Charles Baudouin

You will face many troubles. But the Lord will deliver you each time. — Lailah Gifty Akita

f You received without paying; give without pay. — Anonymous

Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much. — Joni Eareckson Tada

Invest in yourself. Your career is the engine of your wealth. — Paul Clitheroe

You're no kind of captain if you keep jumping ship. — Heidi Heilig

One must live the way one thinks or end up thinking the way one has lived. — Paul Bourget