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When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy! — Rodney Dangerfield

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

It's funny what happens to you when part of your heart gets born inside somebody else. — Donald Miller

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus. — Marc Maron

All my life I've been a lady bruiser, a wrong chooser, school refuser, drug abuser, born loser; clothes bummy, nose runny, it wasn't funny — Big L

I'm a born-again atheist. — Gore Vidal

Women were created gullible. It they weren't no babies would be born. — Dakota Dawn

I often say if men were meant to fly we would have been born with either feathers and wings or at the very least parachutes that pop out of our butts. — John Zakour

Polly Esther Doe was born at 8:03 a.m. on August 14. — Adam Rex

I was not born with English in my pocket. — Santosh Kalwar

Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees, begging for my life. — Bauvard

I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job. — Doug Stanhope

Man is born for uprightness. If a man lose his uprightness and yet live, his escape from death is mere good fortune. — Confucius

How in the world do you tellyour wife that her mother was born a unicon? — Bruce Coville

That boy may have been born on third base but he sure as shit ain't scored a triple. — Sarah Hall

The reading public isn't born that doesn't think foreigners are either funny or faintly sinister. — Christopher Hitchens

I was born to be funny. — Buddy Hackett

I said: All right, talk, but do you mind putting the gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm pregnant and I don't want the child to be born with ... — Dashiell Hammett

When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony. — Milton Jones

His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm going to let him bite me? No way. It's too risky and way too guy. — C.C. Hunter

She already had a headache-she didn't want to add 'get tortured' to today's to-do list. — C.C. Hunter

Eddie Murphy is just so off-the-cuff and can make anything funny. You hope that someday you'll acquire that skill, but maybe you're born with that. — Michael Pena

It's a funny thing about life, I think we're born square and we die round — Daniel Gottlieb

Some people are born to fandom, others have fandom thrust upon them. — Nenia Campbell

When I was born I owed twelve dollars. — George S. Kaufman

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart. — Adam Ferrara

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. — Norman Wisdom

Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo. — Adam Rex

I'd seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many. — Richelle Mead

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character. — Jon Stewart