Funny Body Quotes
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Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like that.
— Kyle Adams
You need anything we're only an hour away, give or take, honey. You call. We'll help you hide the body.
— Sean Michael
You're doing this for Kimmie for free."
"I'd do anything for Kimmie."
"Including bury a body?"
"Especially bury a body. — Jamie Farrell
"I'd do anything for Kimmie."
"Including bury a body?"
"Especially bury a body. — Jamie Farrell
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
— Thomas A. Edison
Avery: Yeah right, very funny, when are you going to shoot me and dump my body at captree? This is Getting old.
— H.M. Ward
Which sort of shows why my body is an idiot, because forced narcolepsy is pretty much the worst defense ever.
— Jenny Lawson
People worried too much about their children. Suffering when you're young is good for you. It immunized your body and soul ...
— Jeannette Walls
It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.
— Satchel Paige
When have I ever given him the impression that I was okay with him just stopping by whenever he wanted to use my body as an organic garbage disposal?
— Nash Summers
If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps?
— Russell Brand
I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez
talk about wham, bam, thank you ma'am. — E.L. James
talk about wham, bam, thank you ma'am. — E.L. James
She gets naughty with her Pilates body
And she thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody — Mickey Avalon
And she thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody — Mickey Avalon
It is funny how it is almost more painful to fall over and scrape your knee than to be blown up. Your body goes into incredible protection mode.
— Giles Duley
The human body is the best work of art.
— Jess C. Scott
He caught her staring and smiled-not a conceited I-work-out-and-have-a-great-body type smirk, but more of a I'm-a-boy; you're-a-girl; life is good.
— Cherise Sinclair
I don't have a cherubic bone in my body."
"Maybe you've got your bone in someone else's cherubic body then? — Jane Washington
"Maybe you've got your bone in someone else's cherubic body then? — Jane Washington
I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?
— Jess C. Scott
Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned with his hand down his body.
— Kyle Adams
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
— Winston Bennett
Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
I pick up Dylan. He certainly takes after his father: about three-quarters of his body weight seems to be head, and three-quarters of that is ears.
— Ken Jennings
I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.
— Dion Boucicault
I'm comfortable with who I am," I say, which is a funny thing to say while shaming my own body in a full-length mirror. "Shut
— Matthew Norman
The body's a funny thing. It's so full of surprises that it makes conventional wisdom seem silly.
— Pat Conroy
When you live in a leading lady's body, which I do, you have to constantly prove that you are funny.
— Elizabeth Banks
The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
— Adam Ferrara
You're like an idiot...trapped in an idiot's body!"
Hey it was funny at the time and level of intoxication. — Jedidiah Behe
Hey it was funny at the time and level of intoxication. — Jedidiah Behe
The uniform enhanced his athletic body, and my thoughts drifted to how magnificent he would look with his uniform puddled around his feet.
— Maria V. Snyder
Stupid Romanian bloodsucker. He was lucky I hadn't bestowed another exalted scar on his imperial body.
— Beth Fantaskey
I am two lesbians in a man's body.
— Eddie Izzard
I always thought that farts were funny, and I always thought that they were mine to talk about because they came out of my body.
— Jenny Slate
A snake bite emergency kit is a body bag.
— Mitch Hedberg
Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things.
— Jillian Dodd
Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them!
— Frankie Boyle
Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit
— Shay Rucker