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Funny Body Quotes By Kyle Adams: Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because

Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like that. — Kyle Adams

Funny Body Quotes By Sean Michael: You need anything we're only an hour away,

You need anything we're only an hour away, give or take, honey. You call. We'll help you hide the body. — Sean Michael

Funny Body Quotes By Jamie Farrell: You're doing this for Kimmie for free." "I'd

You're doing this for Kimmie for free."
"I'd do anything for Kimmie."
"Including bury a body?"
"Especially bury a body. — Jamie Farrell

Funny Body Quotes By Steven Wright: The colder the X-ray table, the more of

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. — Steven Wright

Funny Body Quotes By Thomas A. Edison: The chief function of the body is to

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around. — Thomas A. Edison

Funny Body Quotes By H.M. Ward: Avery: Yeah right, very funny, when are you

Avery: Yeah right, very funny, when are you going to shoot me and dump my body at captree? This is Getting old. — H.M. Ward

Funny Body Quotes By Jenny Lawson: Which sort of shows why my body is

Which sort of shows why my body is an idiot, because forced narcolepsy is pretty much the worst defense ever. — Jenny Lawson

Funny Body Quotes By Jeannette Walls: People worried too much about their children. Suffering

People worried too much about their children. Suffering when you're young is good for you. It immunized your body and soul ... — Jeannette Walls

Funny Body Quotes By Satchel Paige: It's funny what a few no-hitters do for

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body. — Satchel Paige

Funny Body Quotes By Nash Summers: When have I ever given him the impression

When have I ever given him the impression that I was okay with him just stopping by whenever he wanted to use my body as an organic garbage disposal? — Nash Summers

Funny Body Quotes By Cher: Fitness - if it came in a bottle,

Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body. — Cher

If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps? — Russell Brand

Funny Body Quotes By E.L. James: I glance down his body. He's still wearing

I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez
talk about wham, bam, thank you ma'am. — E.L. James

Funny Body Quotes By Tina Fey: You know who DOES have a funny bone

You know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom every night for a dollar! — Tina Fey

Funny Body Quotes By Mickey Avalon: She gets naughty with her Pilates bodyAnd she

She gets naughty with her Pilates body
And she thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody — Mickey Avalon

Funny Body Quotes By Giles Duley: It is funny how it is almost more

It is funny how it is almost more painful to fall over and scrape your knee than to be blown up. Your body goes into incredible protection mode. — Giles Duley

Funny Body Quotes By Jess C. Scott: The human body is the best work of

The human body is the best work of art. — Jess C. Scott

Funny Body Quotes By Cherise Sinclair: He caught her staring and smiled-not a conceited

He caught her staring and smiled-not a conceited I-work-out-and-have-a-great-body type smirk, but more of a I'm-a-boy; you're-a-girl; life is good. — Cherise Sinclair

Funny Body Quotes By Jane Washington: I don't have a cherubic bone in my

I don't have a cherubic bone in my body."
"Maybe you've got your bone in someone else's cherubic body then? — Jane Washington

Funny Body Quotes By Jess C. Scott: I felt like an animal, and animals don't

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they? — Jess C. Scott

Funny Body Quotes By Kyle Adams: Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns

Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned with his hand down his body. — Kyle Adams

Funny Body Quotes By Winston Bennett: I've never had major knee surgery on any

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. — Winston Bennett

Funny Body Quotes By Laurell K. Hamilton: Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else

Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Funny Body Quotes By Ken Jennings: I pick up Dylan. He certainly takes after

I pick up Dylan. He certainly takes after his father: about three-quarters of his body weight seems to be head, and three-quarters of that is ears. — Ken Jennings

Funny Body Quotes By Dion Boucicault: I wish Adam had died with all his

I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body. — Dion Boucicault

Funny Body Quotes By Matthew Norman: I'm comfortable with who I am," I say,

I'm comfortable with who I am," I say, which is a funny thing to say while shaming my own body in a full-length mirror. "Shut — Matthew Norman

Funny Body Quotes By Pat Conroy: The body's a funny thing. It's so full

The body's a funny thing. It's so full of surprises that it makes conventional wisdom seem silly. — Pat Conroy

Funny Body Quotes By Jon Stewart: I was born with an adult head and

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character. — Jon Stewart

Funny Body Quotes By Elizabeth Banks: When you live in a leading lady's body,

When you live in a leading lady's body, which I do, you have to constantly prove that you are funny. — Elizabeth Banks

Funny Body Quotes By Adam Ferrara: The human body is in constant change the

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart. — Adam Ferrara

Funny Body Quotes By Jedidiah Behe: You're like an idiot...trapped in an idiot's body!"Hey

You're like an idiot...trapped in an idiot's body!"

Hey it was funny at the time and level of intoxication. — Jedidiah Behe

Funny Body Quotes By Maria V. Snyder: The uniform enhanced his athletic body, and my

The uniform enhanced his athletic body, and my thoughts drifted to how magnificent he would look with his uniform puddled around his feet. — Maria V. Snyder

Funny Body Quotes By Beth Fantaskey: Stupid Romanian bloodsucker. He was lucky I hadn't

Stupid Romanian bloodsucker. He was lucky I hadn't bestowed another exalted scar on his imperial body. — Beth Fantaskey

Funny Body Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I am two lesbians in a man's body.

I am two lesbians in a man's body. — Eddie Izzard

Funny Body Quotes By Jenny Slate: I always thought that farts were funny, and

I always thought that farts were funny, and I always thought that they were mine to talk about because they came out of my body. — Jenny Slate

Funny Body Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: A snake bite emergency kit is a body

A snake bite emergency kit is a body bag. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Body Quotes By Tanya Masse: COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up! — Tanya Masse

Funny Body Quotes By Jeaniene Frost: That face. That body. And you know he's

That face. That body. And you know he's packing. Look at the angle on that dangle. — Jeaniene Frost

Funny Body Quotes By Brooke Moss: He's got the kind of body that could

He's got the kind of body that could turn a nun into a whore. — Brooke Moss

Funny Body Quotes By Jillian Dodd: Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your

Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things. — Jillian Dodd

Funny Body Quotes By Frankie Boyle: Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise

Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them! — Frankie Boyle

Funny Body Quotes By Shay Rucker: Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit

Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit — Shay Rucker

Funny Body Quotes By Bobby Darin: A comedian's body is funny as well as

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. — Bobby Darin