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Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like that. — Kyle Adams

You need anything we're only an hour away, give or take, honey. You call. We'll help you hide the body. — Sean Michael

You're doing this for Kimmie for free."
"I'd do anything for Kimmie."
"Including bury a body?"
"Especially bury a body. — Jamie Farrell

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. — Steven Wright

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around. — Thomas A. Edison

Avery: Yeah right, very funny, when are you going to shoot me and dump my body at captree? This is Getting old. — H.M. Ward

Which sort of shows why my body is an idiot, because forced narcolepsy is pretty much the worst defense ever. — Jenny Lawson

People worried too much about their children. Suffering when you're young is good for you. It immunized your body and soul ... — Jeannette Walls

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body. — Satchel Paige

When have I ever given him the impression that I was okay with him just stopping by whenever he wanted to use my body as an organic garbage disposal? — Nash Summers

Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body. — Cher

If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps? — Russell Brand

I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez
talk about wham, bam, thank you ma'am. — E.L. James

You know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom every night for a dollar! — Tina Fey

She gets naughty with her Pilates body
And she thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody — Mickey Avalon

It is funny how it is almost more painful to fall over and scrape your knee than to be blown up. Your body goes into incredible protection mode. — Giles Duley

The human body is the best work of art. — Jess C. Scott

He caught her staring and smiled-not a conceited I-work-out-and-have-a-great-body type smirk, but more of a I'm-a-boy; you're-a-girl; life is good. — Cherise Sinclair

I don't have a cherubic bone in my body."
"Maybe you've got your bone in someone else's cherubic body then? — Jane Washington

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they? — Jess C. Scott

Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned with his hand down his body. — Kyle Adams

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. — Winston Bennett

Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork. — Laurell K. Hamilton

I pick up Dylan. He certainly takes after his father: about three-quarters of his body weight seems to be head, and three-quarters of that is ears. — Ken Jennings

I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body. — Dion Boucicault

I'm comfortable with who I am," I say, which is a funny thing to say while shaming my own body in a full-length mirror. "Shut — Matthew Norman

The body's a funny thing. It's so full of surprises that it makes conventional wisdom seem silly. — Pat Conroy

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character. — Jon Stewart

When you live in a leading lady's body, which I do, you have to constantly prove that you are funny. — Elizabeth Banks

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart. — Adam Ferrara

You're like an idiot...trapped in an idiot's body!"

Hey it was funny at the time and level of intoxication. — Jedidiah Behe

The uniform enhanced his athletic body, and my thoughts drifted to how magnificent he would look with his uniform puddled around his feet. — Maria V. Snyder

Stupid Romanian bloodsucker. He was lucky I hadn't bestowed another exalted scar on his imperial body. — Beth Fantaskey

I am two lesbians in a man's body. — Eddie Izzard

I always thought that farts were funny, and I always thought that they were mine to talk about because they came out of my body. — Jenny Slate

A snake bite emergency kit is a body bag. — Mitch Hedberg

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up! — Tanya Masse

That face. That body. And you know he's packing. Look at the angle on that dangle. — Jeaniene Frost

He's got the kind of body that could turn a nun into a whore. — Brooke Moss

Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things. — Jillian Dodd

Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them! — Frankie Boyle

Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit — Shay Rucker

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. — Bobby Darin