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Women will buy products in an attempt to become the impossible goal. Men will buy products in an attempt to mate with the impossible goal.
— David McRaney
If she loves you back, no woman is going to complain about the hour if a man calls her to proclaim his undying love.
— Linda Kage
The feeling of 'turning into your dad' is nothing compared to the realisation that your son is turning into you.
— Andy Graham
Chess is a thinking person's game. But you don't have to be smart to know what's funny! Lots of check, mate!
— Steve Breen
A mate of mine told me recently, 'It's the first time I've seen you work, Worthington.' I thought that was quite funny, but he was right.
— Sam Worthington
Why is it that it's okay to call a white person "mate" yet it's not okay to call a black guy "primate"?
— Frankie Boyle
My mate asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?" I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me."
— Tim Vine
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!"
— Billy Connolly
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard."
— Frank Carson
My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.
— Frank Carson
See you in the funny pages...mate
— Daniel H. Wilson
Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term.
— Patton Oswalt
This kiss is worth all the tears, all the heartache, all the pain, all the struggles, all the waiting. She's worth it all. She's worth more.
— Colleen Hoover
