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Once again, there was talk of winning every game, and once again, we proved to be human, because an oblong ball takes funny bounces.
— Michael Pinball Clemons
Normally, I try not to pay attention to my haters, but this time I'd like to talk about it, because my haters are my motivators.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
— Mitch Hedberg
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
— Erma Bombeck
It's funny, because readers think they want the characters to be blissfully happy, but it makes it kind of boring for the reader.
— L.A. Weatherly
Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there.
— Rodney Atkins
Hojo-"You sound exactly like bandits, bossing me around."Bandits- "That's because we ARE bandits. — Rumiko Takahashi
I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny.
— Joel Hodgson
It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is funny.
— Charles Willeford
I am like a dead begonia hanging upside down because like a dead begonia I don't give a f**k.
— David Levithan
It was funny, she thought, but her smile turned wistful because she had nobody to tell.
— Laini Taylor
I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
— Karl Pilkington
The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl!
— Hailee Steinfeld
I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking.
— Anthony Jeselnik
It's funny because being comedic and happy and lighthearted is who I am as a person, so they're easier emotions for me to connect with.
— Lindsay Lohan
If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny.
— Judah Friedlander
I bleed and breathe Hawks. Even when I played for other teams I felt funny, because I was a Hawk.
— Dominique Wilkins
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.
— Vlade Divac
The worst thing ever that you have to explain your joke because I was very disappointed trying to explain why the joke is funny for the interrogator.
— Bassem Youssef
I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me. Funny, but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love.
— Dorothy Fields
I was a little bit ashamed of American TV because I thought, 'None of the shows my father works on are as funny as my father.'
— Joss Whedon
Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great.
— Werley Nortreus
I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program.
— Margaret Atwood
Ela did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.
— Mark A. Cooper
It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.
— Jerry Coleman
I sense a very large but.""Funny, because right in front of me, I see a - "
"Watch it. — Brandon Sanderson
'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in.
— Adam Lambert
I roofied you because I wanted you naked ... and afraid, Tyler says again in a sinister voice
— Tara Sivec
I laugh because your pain is amusing.
— Lauren Dane
We have to play it longer because there are no numbers or letters.
— Eugene Ormandy
Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America.
— James Joyce
How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
— Carroll Bryant
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The movies are funny, in one way, because you think of everyone being as beautiful as the dawn, but that isn't true.
— Julian Fellowes
So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn't funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it.
— Chuck Palahniuk
A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there.
— Adam DeVine
It was funny because she thought of herself as a good team player, although sometimes she suspected that no one else on her team did.
— Kate Atkinson
He might want to watch where he lands when tackling that guy, because he could really hurt his hand if it gets stepped on.
— John Madden
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. — Steven Wright
It's not fair! (Ryssa)Because life was ever about fairness.
Oh, to be as naive as his sister. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You wanna do this ... you wanna go right now ... do you want to, GO? ... then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you.
— Dwayne Johnson
So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not?
— K.A. Mitchell
I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.
— Frank Carson
I don't pull out because ... it's not my problem.
— Jim Norton
Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny.
— Padma Venkatraman
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.
— Marlon Wayans
Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway.
— Chelsea Handler
I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Did he teach you how to bore you opponents to sleep? Because I think I missed that lesson - Allie
— Julie Kagawa
Men only go for skinny women because they're too weak to argue - and salads are cheap.
— Frank Carson
When I was 12, I snapped my arm in two. My wrist still has a funny bump because they didn't join it back together so great.
— Jessica De Gouw
I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol
— Fee Scott
I smash guitars because I like them.
— Pete Townshend
I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny.
— David M. Evans
Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard.
— Michael Gambon
Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'!
— Mitch Hedberg
And everywhere I turned: Riley and Amelia.I suppose this could have been because I was always following them around. — Jaclyn Moriarty
The strongest should come first in comedy because once a character is really established as funny everything he does is funny.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
You must never imagine, that just because something is funny, it is not also dangerous.
— Neil Gaiman
Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you want to fuck me or eat me? Because I might have a problem with one of those.-Dex to Sloane — Charlie Cochet
It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do.
— Lance Armstrong
When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough.
— Shannon L. Alder
According to a brand new report, alcohol abuse in Ireland is on the rise. Mainly because the guy who didn't drink now does.
— Conan O'Brien
My first film role was a reporter. It's funny, because my father was a news reporter. I always thought there was something strange about that.
— Peter Jacobson
Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch! — Lisi Harrison
The only person who worries about my mother is God, and that's only because she wants His job.
— Sue Civil-Brown
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston
I just wrote a book. But don't go and buy it yet, because I don't think it's finished.
— Lawrence Welk
It's funny, because I'm a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while.
— Danny Bonaduce
Whoa, who was that?""Madison Stone," Kiara mutters.
"Introduce me to her."
"Why?"
Because I know it'll annoy the shit out of you. — Simone Elkeles
I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached.
— Alan Carr
