Funny Bear Quotes
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Funny Bear Quotes & Sayings
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Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.
— Arthur Smith
Bear suits are funny - and bears as well.
— Christopher Walken
In the silence, the bear died. It was a cute death, with funny music.
— Orson Scott Card
I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.
— Bill Cosby
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.
— Bob Hope
The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. "Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears.
— Jessica Sorensen
The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!
— Robin Williams
He looks funny in a suit jacket, like a bear dressed up in costume for the circus. I would never tell him that, though.
— Lauren Oliver
What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.
— Bill Bryson
Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed a polar bear! YOU!
— Russell Howard
If I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I'd wear it proudly as a trophy.
— Nigella Lawson
That really was NOT fun, though. Well, the hitting-her-with-a-stick part, that was fun. But crashing into a concrete bear? NOT fun.
— Rick Riordan
He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable
— Emma Goldrick