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Funny Bear Quotes By Amit Kalantri: Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to

Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang. — Amit Kalantri

Funny Bear Quotes By Arthur Smith: Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world. — Arthur Smith

Funny Bear Quotes By Christopher Walken: Bear suits are funny - and bears as

Bear suits are funny - and bears as well. — Christopher Walken

Funny Bear Quotes By Orson Scott Card: In the silence, the bear died. It was

In the silence, the bear died. It was a cute death, with funny music. — Orson Scott Card

Funny Bear Quotes By Bill Cosby: I once asked my father for a dollar

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook. — Bill Cosby

Funny Bear Quotes By Bob Hope: The high point of the act is when

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent. — Bob Hope

Funny Bear Quotes By Jessica Sorensen: The guy behind the counter scratches his neck.

The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. "Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears. — Jessica Sorensen

Funny Bear Quotes By Robin Williams: The Second Amendment! It says you have the

The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do! — Robin Williams

Funny Bear Quotes By Lauren Oliver: He looks funny in a suit jacket, like

He looks funny in a suit jacket, like a bear dressed up in costume for the circus. I would never tell him that, though. — Lauren Oliver

Funny Bear Quotes By Bill Bryson: What on earth would I do if four

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. — Bill Bryson

Funny Bear Quotes By Russell Howard: Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed

Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed a polar bear! YOU! — Russell Howard

Funny Bear Quotes By Nigella Lawson: If I could go into the woods and

If I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I'd wear it proudly as a trophy. — Nigella Lawson

Funny Bear Quotes By Rick Riordan: That really was NOT fun, though. Well, the

That really was NOT fun, though. Well, the hitting-her-with-a-stick part, that was fun. But crashing into a concrete bear? NOT fun. — Rick Riordan

Funny Bear Quotes By Emma Goldrick: He wasn't aware of it but when he

He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable — Emma Goldrick

Funny Bear Quotes By Vernor Vinge: Funny how Underhill could get along with almost

Funny how Underhill could get along with almost anyone, tuning down his manias to whatever the traffic would bear. — Vernor Vinge