
In the silence, the bear died. It was a cute death, with funny music. —
Orson Scott Card

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook. —
Bill Cosby

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent. —
Bob Hope

The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. "Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears. —
Jessica Sorensen

The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do! —
Robin Williams

He looks funny in a suit jacket, like a bear dressed up in costume for the circus. I would never tell him that, though. —
Lauren Oliver

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. —
Bill Bryson

Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed a polar bear! YOU! —
Russell Howard

If I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I'd wear it proudly as a trophy. —
Nigella Lawson

That really was NOT fun, though. Well, the hitting-her-with-a-stick part, that was fun. But crashing into a concrete bear? NOT fun. —
Rick Riordan

He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable —
Emma Goldrick

Funny how Underhill could get along with almost anyone, tuning down his manias to whatever the traffic would bear. —
Vernor Vinge