Funny Bag Quotes
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Funny Bag Quotes & Sayings
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What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
— Dave Chappelle
Art is based on a strong sentiment of religion,on a profound and mighty earnestness; hence it is so prone to co-operate with religion. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
— Paula Poundstone
Alrighty then. Hell of a reunion," Breccan said, separating Gage and Darius. "So, a welcome hug is outta the question. Good to know.
— Madison Thorne Grey
The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school.
— Rick Riordan
When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack.
— Frankie Boyle
Even someday when we disappear ... and new Sailor Senshis are born ... Sailor Moon, you will always be Invincible. The most beautiful shining star.
— Naoko Takeuchi
I think the world would be a simpler place if 'douche' and 'touche' were pronounced the same.
— Travis J. Dahnke
I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me.
— Karen Chance
One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!
— Rodney Dangerfield
How am I supposed to believe you when you're obviously carrying a fake monogram Gucci Bag?
— Madi Brown
I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.
— Nicole McKay
To make the world. To make it again and again. To make it in the very maelstrom of its undoing.
— Cormac McCarthy
I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff.
— Mitch Hedberg
I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.
— Les Dawson
Nothing beats camping out in a dreary Jotunheim forest while your friend stitches runes on a giant bowling bag!
— Rick Riordan
A snake bite emergency kit is a body bag.
— Mitch Hedberg
Men are men, but Man is a woman. - Chesterton
— John Crowley
I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.
— Oliver Reed
You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.
— Jim Norton
My commitment to the forgotten families of Australia is to ease your cost of living pressure.
— Tony Abbott
I went to the store and bought eight apples; the clerk said, "Do you want these in a bag?" I said, "Oh, no, man, I juggle."
— Mitch Hedberg
The online music magazine Pitchfork once wrote that I would collaborate with anyone for a bag of Doritos.
— David Byrne
Acting was always my first passion.
— Janet Jackson