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Funny Athlete Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: Yeah, I'm not into sports. If someone told

Yeah, I'm not into sports. If someone told me I had athlete's foot, I'd say that's not my foot! — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Athlete Quotes By Frank Herbert: Once you've given orders on a subject, you

Once you've given orders on a subject, you must always give orders on that subject." The — Frank Herbert

Funny Athlete Quotes By Robert Shea: But the more an organization succeeds and prospers,

But the more an organization succeeds and prospers, the more it is likely to be diverted from its original ideals, principles and purposes. — Robert Shea

Funny Athlete Quotes By John Legend: My dad liked a lot of Motown, but

My dad liked a lot of Motown, but I didn't listen to it until my teenage years. — John Legend

Funny Athlete Quotes By Keegan-Michael Key: I'm tall and thin but not strong, so

I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny. — Keegan-Michael Key

Funny Athlete Quotes By Bernard Levin: Because tobacco is responsible for an impressive one-third

Because tobacco is responsible for an impressive one-third of cancers, prevention efforts naturally begin with it. — Bernard Levin

Funny Athlete Quotes By Rick Riordan: When I got to the door I almost

When I got to the door I almost had a heart attack. We were parked on a mountain road so narrow, the RV would've toppled over if I'd sneezed wrong. — Rick Riordan

Funny Athlete Quotes By Alexander Pope: Lo! The poor Indian, whose untutored mind sees

Lo! The poor Indian, whose untutored mind sees God in clouds, or hears him in the wind. — Alexander Pope

Funny Athlete Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I'm sick of the media making female sports

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Athlete Quotes By K'naan: I'm not about trying to get and get

I'm not about trying to get and get and get. I feel good when I get, but I kind of feel better when I give. — K'naan

Funny Athlete Quotes By Mariah Carey: I loved Jordan. He was one of the

I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time. — Mariah Carey

Funny Athlete Quotes By Roshani Chokshi: It's only those that deserve nothing that want

It's only those that deserve nothing that want everything — Roshani Chokshi