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Churches are not museums that display perfect people. They are hospitals where the wounded, hurt, injured and broken find healing.
— Nicky Gumbel
The religion that fosters intolerance needs another Christ to die for it.
— Henry Ward Beecher
The bad news is that yesterday sucked. The good news is that yesterday is gone. Today's a new day. Own it! Shape it! Live it!
— Steve Maraboli
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
— Karla Akins
You've got to know how to howl to give yourself an escape route.
— Arto Paasilinna
Animals are my friends ... and I don't eat my friends.
— George Bernard Shaw
Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.
— Janet Evanovich
The lockpick gaped up at Adamat from his knees. "You're making enough noise, you might as well have knocked on the front door," Adamat said.
— Brian McClellan
Luke Willson ... I believe will have as many catches and more yards than Rob Gronkowski.
— Sterling Sharpe
I think loss can fuel how you lead your whole life.
— Martin Short
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No, it's not [a book] Lana. It's an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell, and spoiler alert, IT SUCKS.
— Sterling Archer
In any moving forward, there is always a leaving behind.
— Sallirae Henderson
It's not real until it's secured" -Greg Turnquist, Devnexus 2015
— Greg L. Turnquist
Think what devils chase a man who cannot sleep in his own house.
— Warren Eyster