Funny Almost Quotes

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Funny Almost Quotes By Castiel: This isn't funny Dean! The voice says I'm This isn't funny Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes! Castiel
Funny Almost Quotes By Garrison Keillor: There is almost no marital problem that can't There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes. Garrison Keillor
Funny Almost Quotes By Kody Keplinger: It was almost funny, really. Such a strong It was almost funny, really. Such a strong reaction to a bunch of shirtless guys. Kody Keplinger
Funny Almost Quotes By Sue Patton Thoele: Teasing is veiled hostility and is almost never Teasing is veiled hostility and is almost never funny, unless the teasee has openly agreed to relate that way. — Sue Patton Thoele
Funny Almost Quotes By Jules Barnard: You're not a loser. You're almost as smart You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet. — Jules Barnard
Funny Almost Quotes By Bob Hope: I love flying. I've been to almost as I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage. — Bob Hope
Funny Almost Quotes By Francine Pascal: It's so trendy, almost bleeding to death. All It's so trendy, almost bleeding to death. All the cool girls are doing it. — Francine Pascal
Funny Almost Quotes By MaryJanice Davidson: What's amazing is that she was possessed by What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual! — MaryJanice Davidson
Funny Almost Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: Serkin was so sick he almost died for Serkin was so sick he almost died for three days. — Eugene Ormandy
Funny Almost Quotes By Rick Riordan: June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a car almost killed them. — Rick Riordan
Funny Almost Quotes By Clarence Darrow: Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge. — Clarence Darrow
Funny Almost Quotes By Richard Yates: And do you know a funny thing? I'm And do you know a funny thing? I'm almost fifty years old and I've never understood anything in my whole life. — Richard Yates
Funny Almost Quotes By Vincent Hobbes: It's almost funny if it didn't piss me It's almost funny if it didn't piss me off so much. — Vincent Hobbes
Funny Almost Quotes By Andrea Speed: Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he'd ever had a hen sit on him by mistake. — Andrea Speed
Funny Almost Quotes By Kelly Link: Becka was almost good looking enough to be Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows. — Kelly Link
Funny Almost Quotes By Eloise Dyson: It's funny. From up here, the destruction seems It's funny. From up here, the destruction seems to fade. Almost as if like people, in time, even the world can heal itself. — Eloise Dyson
Funny Almost Quotes By C.S. Lewis: Isn't it funny the way some combinations of Isn't it funny the way some combinations of words can give you
almost apart from their meaning
a thrill like music? — C.S. Lewis
Funny Almost Quotes By Courtney Summers: Funny how the last thing we want the Funny how the last thing we want the world to see is almost the first thing to show. — Courtney Summers
Funny Almost Quotes By Charlotte Gray: A dog desires affection more than its dinner. A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost. — Charlotte Gray
Funny Almost Quotes By Shannon Hale: Falling in love and falling to your death Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And I almost laughed. — Shannon Hale
Funny Almost Quotes By Magic Johnson: On his telepathic understanding with James Worthy- It's On his telepathic understanding with James Worthy- It's almost like we have ESPN. — Magic Johnson
Funny Almost Quotes By Art Buchwald: When it came to writing about wine, I When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it — Art Buchwald
Funny Almost Quotes By Alan Alda: What's funny is that you can think you What's funny is that you can think you really value your life until you almost lose it. — Alan Alda
Funny Almost Quotes By Carl Friedrich Gauss: Ask her to wait a moment I am Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. — Carl Friedrich Gauss
Funny Almost Quotes By Graham Moore: I started a novel right before 'The Imitation I started a novel right before 'The Imitation Game,' so it's funny now, four years later, to be coming almost back to finishing it. — Graham Moore
Funny Almost Quotes By Neal Stephenson: That man behaves so much like the villain That man behaves so much like the villain in a work of literature, it's almost funny," Arsibalt observed. — Neal Stephenson
Funny Almost Quotes By Stephen King: It's funny how close the past is, sometimes. It's funny how close the past is, sometimes. Sometimes it seems as if you could almost reach out and touch it. Only who really wants to? — Stephen King
Funny Almost Quotes By Giles Duley: It is funny how it is almost more It is funny how it is almost more painful to fall over and scrape your knee than to be blown up. Your body goes into incredible protection mode. — Giles Duley
Funny Almost Quotes By Condoleezza Rice: I laugh almost everyday. I have a good I laugh almost everyday. I have a good sense of humor, so I'm always finding something funny. — Condoleezza Rice
Funny Almost Quotes By Maureen Johnson: It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke. — Maureen Johnson
Funny Almost Quotes By John Duover: He had to witness how a ginger German He had to witness how a ginger German with a v-neck that almost went as low as his navel drew all the attention to himself. — John Duover
Funny Almost Quotes By Paul McCartney: Jet, I can almost remember their funny faces Jet, I can almost remember their funny faces — Paul McCartney
Funny Almost Quotes By Nicole McKay: The man you're going to marry should be The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence. — Nicole McKay
Funny Almost Quotes By Vernor Vinge: Funny how Underhill could get along with almost Funny how Underhill could get along with almost anyone, tuning down his manias to whatever the traffic would bear. — Vernor Vinge
Funny Almost Quotes By Kevin Hart: Almost anything can be funny if said the Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way. — Kevin Hart
Funny Almost Quotes By Anderson Cooper: I graduated in 1989, and I'd focused almost I graduated in 1989, and I'd focused almost entirely on the Soviet Union and communism ... so when the Berlin wall fell, I was, well, I was screwed. — Anderson Cooper