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I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself.
— Will Christopher Baer
I love the sad songs with their maudlin, self-deprecating, almost funny lyrics. As an Englishman, they make a lot of sense.
— Teddy Thompson
There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.
— Garrison Keillor
You try almost dying, being chased, thenhopping in a car with a complete (horny)
stranger. — Gena Showalter
I almost forgot to tell you - you have the right to remain silent, but if you do, my boys at the station will process your bones to help you confess.
— Rohinton Mistry
Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all the problems.
— Amit Kalantri
Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes.
— Megan McCafferty
Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it.
— Tallulah Bankhead
It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.
— Maureen Johnson
I started a novel right before 'The Imitation Game,' so it's funny now, four years later, to be coming almost back to finishing it.
— Graham Moore
That man behaves so much like the villain in a work of literature, it's almost funny," Arsibalt observed.
— Neal Stephenson
I laugh almost everyday. I have a good sense of humor, so I'm always finding something funny.
— Condoleezza Rice
He had to witness how a ginger German with a v-neck that almost went as low as his navel drew all the attention to himself.
— John Duover
Jet, I can almost remember their funny faces
— Paul McCartney
The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.
— Nicole McKay
Funny how Underhill could get along with almost anyone, tuning down his manias to whatever the traffic would bear.
— Vernor Vinge
Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.
— Kevin Hart
I graduated in 1989, and I'd focused almost entirely on the Soviet Union and communism ... so when the Berlin wall fell, I was, well, I was screwed.
— Anderson Cooper
You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet.
— Jules Barnard
What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual!
— MaryJanice Davidson
Serkin was so sick he almost died for three days.
— Eugene Ormandy
Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge.
— Clarence Darrow
And do you know a funny thing? I'm almost fifty years old and I've never understood anything in my whole life.
— Richard Yates
It's almost funny if it didn't piss me off so much.
— Vincent Hobbes
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done.
— Carl Friedrich Gauss
It's funny. From up here, the destruction seems to fade. Almost as if like people, in time, even the world can heal itself.
— Eloise Dyson
Isn't it funny the way some combinations of words can give youalmost apart from their meaning
a thrill like music? — C.S. Lewis
Funny how the last thing we want the world to see is almost the first thing to show.
— Courtney Summers
A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost.
— Charlotte Gray
