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Sympathy is why when a man is getting mugged, you let him keep his shirt after you take his life. Funerals are respectable affairs, after all.
— Bauvard
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.
— P. J. O'Rourke
He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients - no, three, I think - yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.
— Mark Twain
So, my sweet, did it put the fun into funeral?
— Johnny Rich
I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
— Albert Brooks