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Sloane Crosley quotes: New Yorkers have a delightfully narcissistic habit of assuming that if they're not conscious of a scene, it doesn't exist. New Yorkers have a delightfully narcissistic habit of assuming that if they're not conscious of a scene, it doesn't exist.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Being a writer is an endless study in human transition and lessons learned or forgotten or misapplied. Being a writer is an endless study in human transition and lessons learned or forgotten or misapplied.
Sloane Crosley quotes: love is not boastful. But hate? Apparently hate has a big mouth. love is not boastful. But hate? Apparently hate has a big mouth.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Unless you are a professional, you will find the tart to be a high-maintenance, unforgiving whistle-blower of a pastry. Unless you are a professional, you will find the tart to be a high-maintenance, unforgiving whistle-blower of a pastry.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Teddy bears are best because they understand it's nice to be alone. Teddy bears are best because they understand it's nice to be alone.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Book tours are such a little tapas meal of where I could live. Book tours are such a little tapas meal of where I could live.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I think it's hard to have a full-time job and write fiction, but for essays, you need to be in the world. I think it's hard to have a full-time job and write fiction, but for essays, you need to be in the world.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I write on weekends, on vacation, and, really - on deadline and on my floor. Both terrible for the back. I write on weekends, on vacation, and, really - on deadline and on my floor. Both terrible for the back.
Sloane Crosley quotes: What can you do? Time grabs you by the scruff of your neck and drags you forward. What can you do? Time grabs you by the scruff of your neck and drags you forward.
Sloane Crosley quotes: No one likes a clown who reminds them of why they hate ice-cream-truck music. No one likes a clown who reminds them of why they hate ice-cream-truck music.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I spent a lot of time waiting for things to happen to me, which is more or less as pathetic as it sounds. I spent a lot of time waiting for things to happen to me, which is more or less as pathetic as it sounds.
Sloane Crosley quotes: We all deserve to be congratulated, but sadly that would mean there's no one left to do the congratulating. We all deserve to be congratulated, but sadly that would mean there's no one left to do the congratulating.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Why do people always want to put their hands on vulnerability? I sped up. Why do people always want to put their hands on vulnerability? I sped up.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Its remarkable the logic we build around a misapprehension. Its remarkable the logic we build around a misapprehension.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I have definitely had experiences where I can feel the shift from simply living my life to being slightly outside of my life and taking notes. I have definitely had experiences where I can feel the shift from simply living my life to being slightly outside of my life and taking notes.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town? Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?
Sloane Crosley quotes: It is my belief that people who speak of high school with a sugary fondness are bluffing away early-onset Alzheimer's. It is my belief that people who speak of high school with a sugary fondness are bluffing away early-onset Alzheimer's.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the morning, even if it's a paragraph. I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the morning, even if it's a paragraph.
Sloane Crosley quotes: As most New Yorkers have done, I have given serious and generous thought to the state of my apartment should I get killed during the day. As most New Yorkers have done, I have given serious and generous thought to the state of my apartment should I get killed during the day.
Sloane Crosley quotes: The question is never "Should I be annoyed?" but "How annoyed should I be? The question is never "Should I be annoyed?" but "How annoyed should I be?
Sloane Crosley quotes: You feel like telling him you're not single in the way that he thinks you're single. After all, you have yourself. You feel like telling him you're not single in the way that he thinks you're single. After all, you have yourself.
Sloane Crosley quotes: You should never wear anything you can't afford to lose. You should never wear anything you can't afford to lose.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I need new ones of these. Victor pushed his glasses up the Sisyphean slope of his nose. I need new ones of these. Victor pushed his glasses up the Sisyphean slope of his nose.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I think that most New Yorkers would object to calling me a New Yorker. I didn't grow up here. I think that most New Yorkers would object to calling me a New Yorker. I didn't grow up here.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I can't see the forest through the trees, except the trees are people. I can't see the forest through the trees, except the trees are people.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Not all shabby is chic, just like not every porn actor is a star. Not all shabby is chic, just like not every porn actor is a star.
Sloane Crosley quotes: A human being can spend only so much time outside her comfort zone before she realizes she is still tethered to it. A human being can spend only so much time outside her comfort zone before she realizes she is still tethered to it.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Working on an essay versus a novel is like the difference between seeing to that curtain and seeing to New Jersey. Working on an essay versus a novel is like the difference between seeing to that curtain and seeing to New Jersey.
Sloane Crosley quotes: You know what they say: 'Why sit at a table that doesn't have key lime pie on it if you don't have to?' You know what they say: 'Why sit at a table that doesn't have key lime pie on it if you don't have to?'
Sloane Crosley quotes: Sometimes we don't know what we want until we don't get it. Sometimes we don't know what we want until we don't get it.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Were they making the Kool-Aid in breathable form these days? Were they making the Kool-Aid in breathable form these days?
Sloane Crosley quotes: I thought of the past and how one should have respect for it, like the elderly. I thought of the past and how one should have respect for it, like the elderly.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I was surprised by how much I loved Portland. It is so wonderfully creative without being artsy. Great food scene. I was surprised by how much I loved Portland. It is so wonderfully creative without being artsy. Great food scene.
Sloane Crosley quotes: The world I describe is about how people live now. It's not about zany people with unlimited, inexplicable funds in an apartment somewhere. The world I describe is about how people live now. It's not about zany people with unlimited, inexplicable funds in an apartment somewhere.
Sloane Crosley quotes: It's remarkable the logic we'll build around a misapprehension. It's remarkable the logic we'll build around a misapprehension.
Sloane Crosley quotes: When you have a steady and lifelong group of girlfriends, chances are the person you're telling the story to is actually part of the story. When you have a steady and lifelong group of girlfriends, chances are the person you're telling the story to is actually part of the story.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I don't understand how you can be a decent writer and not know people. I don't understand how you can be a decent writer and not know people.
Sloane Crosley quotes: A lot of people are lonely. A lot of people are lonely even when they're surrounded by other people. A lot of people are lonely. A lot of people are lonely even when they're surrounded by other people.
Sloane Crosley quotes: My A-number one visceral fear is speed. More than knives or snakes or confined spaces. Speed. I won't even go on a motor boat if I can help it. My A-number one visceral fear is speed. More than knives or snakes or confined spaces. Speed. I won't even go on a motor boat if I can help it.
Sloane Crosley quotes: The real proof that I have tried to love and that people have tried to love me back was never going to fit in a kitchen drawer. The real proof that I have tried to love and that people have tried to love me back was never going to fit in a kitchen drawer.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I have a disproportionate amount of faith in the goodness of the world and that everything will actually work out okay. I have a disproportionate amount of faith in the goodness of the world and that everything will actually work out okay.
Sloane Crosley quotes: It takes a level of creative depression to hear 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' and weep. It takes a level of creative depression to hear 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' and weep.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I can feel the tingling in my hand as if I've already slapped her, so right does it feel. I can feel the tingling in my hand as if I've already slapped her, so right does it feel.
Sloane Crosley quotes: One day you turn and "social studies" has become "Chilean fiefdoms of the fourteenth century" and that's how you know you're in college. One day you turn and "social studies" has become "Chilean fiefdoms of the fourteenth century" and that's how you know you're in college.
Sloane Crosley quotes: It's never good to fall in love with someone whom you'd have to stab in the eyeballs to elicit a response. It's never good to fall in love with someone whom you'd have to stab in the eyeballs to elicit a response.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I thought I'd had another few decades before my noise complaint years. I thought I'd had another few decades before my noise complaint years.
Sloane Crosley quotes: When you spin a globe and point to a city and actually go to that city, you build an allowance of missed opportunities on the back end. When you spin a globe and point to a city and actually go to that city, you build an allowance of missed opportunities on the back end.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Suburbia is too close to the country to have anything real to do and too close to the city to admit you have nothing real to do. Suburbia is too close to the country to have anything real to do and too close to the city to admit you have nothing real to do.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I am the proud indentured servant of a brilliant art adviser who may or may not have purposely stapled my index finger to a manila folder I am the proud indentured servant of a brilliant art adviser who may or may not have purposely stapled my index finger to a manila folder
Sloane Crosley quotes: Besides, a new decade is a chance to find oneself at the beginning of things. Oh, life! What a sweet little Etch A Sketch of time you are! Besides, a new decade is a chance to find oneself at the beginning of things. Oh, life! What a sweet little Etch A Sketch of time you are!
Sloane Crosley quotes: Sang's ass was not so much an ass but a continuation of leg and bone, covered by pockets because society demanded it be covered by pockets. Sang's ass was not so much an ass but a continuation of leg and bone, covered by pockets because society demanded it be covered by pockets.
Sloane Crosley quotes: In every woman's wardrobe, there are certain accessories that cannot be separated from their back stories. In every woman's wardrobe, there are certain accessories that cannot be separated from their back stories.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Americans love that, no? To think of jewelry as a dead thing. This is why you keep the Hope Diamond next to your dinosaur bones. Americans love that, no? To think of jewelry as a dead thing. This is why you keep the Hope Diamond next to your dinosaur bones.
Sloane Crosley quotes: For me, nothing brings out my 'born yesterday' idiotic qualities quite like having my photograph taken. For me, nothing brings out my 'born yesterday' idiotic qualities quite like having my photograph taken.
Sloane Crosley quotes: The truth is, I wrote a novel when I was 23. It's hideously bad. Truly rotten. The truth is, I wrote a novel when I was 23. It's hideously bad. Truly rotten.
Sloane Crosley quotes: The way the floors of the library became progressively less social as you worked your way up. The first floor was a meat market. The top was monkish. The way the floors of the library became progressively less social as you worked your way up. The first floor was a meat market. The top was monkish.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Francine looked up and mouthed, "Thank you." "any titme," I lied. Francine looked up and mouthed, "Thank you." "any titme," I lied.
Sloane Crosley quotes: And there's something about having an especially different name that makes it difficult to imagine what you would be like as a Jennifer. And there's something about having an especially different name that makes it difficult to imagine what you would be like as a Jennifer.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I don't do emoticons unless I'm making a big deal out of them. I'll type out, 'This is so amusing it makes me want to grin in pixels.' And then I don't do emoticons unless I'm making a big deal out of them. I'll type out, 'This is so amusing it makes me want to grin in pixels.' And then do it.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Out of all artists, authors are the least trained for the spotlight. Wanting attention isn't a requisite part of the package. Out of all artists, authors are the least trained for the spotlight. Wanting attention isn't a requisite part of the package.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Yes. I am writing full-time. Which is strange. It feels like not having a job. Yes. I am writing full-time. Which is strange. It feels like not having a job.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I love giving people advice on what to do with their books, but I don't really know how a Kindle Single gets covered. I love giving people advice on what to do with their books, but I don't really know how a Kindle Single gets covered.
Sloane Crosley quotes: No affair that begins with such an orchestrated overture can end on a simple note. No affair that begins with such an orchestrated overture can end on a simple note.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I had no idea that people thought Jews had horns. Where I came from, Jews had good grades and BMWs. I had no idea that people thought Jews had horns. Where I came from, Jews had good grades and BMWs.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Hey there.' I cleared my throat. 'How are you?'I'm engaged!'Incidentally, this is an unacceptable answer to that question. Hey there.' I cleared my throat. 'How are you?'
I'm engaged!'
Incidentally, this is an unacceptable answer to that question.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I was compiling a list in my head titled 'Reasons to Get Up: You Don't Have to Leave, but You Can't Pee Here. I was compiling a list in my head titled 'Reasons to Get Up: You Don't Have to Leave, but You Can't Pee Here.
Sloane Crosley quotes: The lies we construct to defend ourselves from humiliation are the strongest, refusing to be torn down. The lies we construct to defend ourselves from humiliation are the strongest, refusing to be torn down.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there. Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.
Sloane Crosley quotes: You just don't notice the time line of your own metamorphosis. Until you do. You just don't notice the time line of your own metamorphosis. Until you do.
Sloane Crosley quotes: The Darkness at Irving. Hope to have as much fun doing anything ever as these guys have on stage. The Darkness at Irving. Hope to have as much fun doing anything ever as these guys have on stage.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I would gladly have accepted a heaping spoonful of nepotism when I got out of college and was looking for a job. I would gladly have accepted a heaping spoonful of nepotism when I got out of college and was looking for a job.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I wouldn't want to live in Berlin. It's bombed out and there's a lot of techno. I wouldn't want to live in Berlin. It's bombed out and there's a lot of techno.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Uniqueness is wasted on youth. Like fine wine or a solid flossing habit, you'll be grateful for it when you're older. Uniqueness is wasted on youth. Like fine wine or a solid flossing habit, you'll be grateful for it when you're older.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Our brains are like bonsai trees, growing around our private versions of reality. Our brains are like bonsai trees, growing around our private versions of reality.
Sloane Crosley quotes: The last thing we wanted to do was offend you.""The last thing you wanted was for me to take offense. The last thing we wanted to do was offend you."
"The last thing you wanted was for me to take offense.

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