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Sloane Crosley quotes: love is not boastful. But hate? Apparently hate has a big mouth. love is not boastful. But hate? Apparently hate has a big mouth.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Teddy bears are best because they understand it's nice to be alone. Teddy bears are best because they understand it's nice to be alone.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Its remarkable the logic we build around a misapprehension. Its remarkable the logic we build around a misapprehension.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I can't see the forest through the trees, except the trees are people. I can't see the forest through the trees, except the trees are people.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Sometimes we don't know what we want until we don't get it. Sometimes we don't know what we want until we don't get it.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Besides, a new decade is a chance to find oneself at the beginning of things. Oh, life! What a sweet little Etch A Sketch of time you are! Besides, a new decade is a chance to find oneself at the beginning of things. Oh, life! What a sweet little Etch A Sketch of time you are!
Sloane Crosley quotes: Sang's ass was not so much an ass but a continuation of leg and bone, covered by pockets because society demanded it be covered by pockets. Sang's ass was not so much an ass but a continuation of leg and bone, covered by pockets because society demanded it be covered by pockets.
Sloane Crosley quotes: In every woman's wardrobe, there are certain accessories that cannot be separated from their back stories. In every woman's wardrobe, there are certain accessories that cannot be separated from their back stories.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Americans love that, no? To think of jewelry as a dead thing. This is why you keep the Hope Diamond next to your dinosaur bones. Americans love that, no? To think of jewelry as a dead thing. This is why you keep the Hope Diamond next to your dinosaur bones.
Sloane Crosley quotes: For me, nothing brings out my 'born yesterday' idiotic qualities quite like having my photograph taken. For me, nothing brings out my 'born yesterday' idiotic qualities quite like having my photograph taken.
Sloane Crosley quotes: The truth is, I wrote a novel when I was 23. It's hideously bad. Truly rotten. The truth is, I wrote a novel when I was 23. It's hideously bad. Truly rotten.
Sloane Crosley quotes: The way the floors of the library became progressively less social as you worked your way up. The first floor was a meat market. The top was monkish. The way the floors of the library became progressively less social as you worked your way up. The first floor was a meat market. The top was monkish.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Francine looked up and mouthed, "Thank you." "any titme," I lied. Francine looked up and mouthed, "Thank you." "any titme," I lied.
Sloane Crosley quotes: And there's something about having an especially different name that makes it difficult to imagine what you would be like as a Jennifer. And there's something about having an especially different name that makes it difficult to imagine what you would be like as a Jennifer.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I don't do emoticons unless I'm making a big deal out of them. I'll type out, 'This is so amusing it makes me want to grin in pixels.' And then I don't do emoticons unless I'm making a big deal out of them. I'll type out, 'This is so amusing it makes me want to grin in pixels.' And then do it.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Out of all artists, authors are the least trained for the spotlight. Wanting attention isn't a requisite part of the package. Out of all artists, authors are the least trained for the spotlight. Wanting attention isn't a requisite part of the package.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Yes. I am writing full-time. Which is strange. It feels like not having a job. Yes. I am writing full-time. Which is strange. It feels like not having a job.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I love giving people advice on what to do with their books, but I don't really know how a Kindle Single gets covered. I love giving people advice on what to do with their books, but I don't really know how a Kindle Single gets covered.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I am the proud indentured servant of a brilliant art adviser who may or may not have purposely stapled my index finger to a manila folder I am the proud indentured servant of a brilliant art adviser who may or may not have purposely stapled my index finger to a manila folder
Sloane Crosley quotes: I had no idea that people thought Jews had horns. Where I came from, Jews had good grades and BMWs. I had no idea that people thought Jews had horns. Where I came from, Jews had good grades and BMWs.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Hey there.' I cleared my throat. 'How are you?'I'm engaged!'Incidentally, this is an unacceptable answer to that question. Hey there.' I cleared my throat. 'How are you?'
I'm engaged!'
Incidentally, this is an unacceptable answer to that question.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I was compiling a list in my head titled 'Reasons to Get Up: You Don't Have to Leave, but You Can't Pee Here. I was compiling a list in my head titled 'Reasons to Get Up: You Don't Have to Leave, but You Can't Pee Here.
Sloane Crosley quotes: The lies we construct to defend ourselves from humiliation are the strongest, refusing to be torn down. The lies we construct to defend ourselves from humiliation are the strongest, refusing to be torn down.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there. Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.
Sloane Crosley quotes: You just don't notice the time line of your own metamorphosis. Until you do. You just don't notice the time line of your own metamorphosis. Until you do.
Sloane Crosley quotes: The Darkness at Irving. Hope to have as much fun doing anything ever as these guys have on stage. The Darkness at Irving. Hope to have as much fun doing anything ever as these guys have on stage.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I would gladly have accepted a heaping spoonful of nepotism when I got out of college and was looking for a job. I would gladly have accepted a heaping spoonful of nepotism when I got out of college and was looking for a job.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I wouldn't want to live in Berlin. It's bombed out and there's a lot of techno. I wouldn't want to live in Berlin. It's bombed out and there's a lot of techno.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Uniqueness is wasted on youth. Like fine wine or a solid flossing habit, you'll be grateful for it when you're older. Uniqueness is wasted on youth. Like fine wine or a solid flossing habit, you'll be grateful for it when you're older.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Our brains are like bonsai trees, growing around our private versions of reality. Our brains are like bonsai trees, growing around our private versions of reality.
Sloane Crosley quotes: The last thing we wanted to do was offend you.""The last thing you wanted was for me to take offense. The last thing we wanted to do was offend you."
"The last thing you wanted was for me to take offense.
Sloane Crosley quotes: No affair that begins with such an orchestrated overture can end on a simple note. No affair that begins with such an orchestrated overture can end on a simple note.
Sloane Crosley quotes: It's remarkable the logic we'll build around a misapprehension. It's remarkable the logic we'll build around a misapprehension.
Sloane Crosley quotes: The world I describe is about how people live now. It's not about zany people with unlimited, inexplicable funds in an apartment somewhere. The world I describe is about how people live now. It's not about zany people with unlimited, inexplicable funds in an apartment somewhere.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I was surprised by how much I loved Portland. It is so wonderfully creative without being artsy. Great food scene. I was surprised by how much I loved Portland. It is so wonderfully creative without being artsy. Great food scene.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I don't understand how you can be a decent writer and not know people. I don't understand how you can be a decent writer and not know people.
Sloane Crosley quotes: The real proof that I have tried to love and that people have tried to love me back was never going to fit in a kitchen drawer. The real proof that I have tried to love and that people have tried to love me back was never going to fit in a kitchen drawer.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I have a disproportionate amount of faith in the goodness of the world and that everything will actually work out okay. I have a disproportionate amount of faith in the goodness of the world and that everything will actually work out okay.
Sloane Crosley quotes: It takes a level of creative depression to hear 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' and weep. It takes a level of creative depression to hear 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' and weep.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I can feel the tingling in my hand as if I've already slapped her, so right does it feel. I can feel the tingling in my hand as if I've already slapped her, so right does it feel.
Sloane Crosley quotes: One day you turn and "social studies" has become "Chilean fiefdoms of the fourteenth century" and that's how you know you're in college. One day you turn and "social studies" has become "Chilean fiefdoms of the fourteenth century" and that's how you know you're in college.
Sloane Crosley quotes: I thought I'd had another few decades before my noise complaint years. I thought I'd had another few decades before my noise complaint years.
Sloane Crosley quotes: When you spin a globe and point to a city and actually go to that city, you build an allowance of missed opportunities on the back end. When you spin a globe and point to a city and actually go to that city, you build an allowance of missed opportunities on the back end.
Sloane Crosley quotes: Suburbia is too close to the country to have anything real to do and too close to the city to admit you have nothing real to do. Suburbia is too close to the country to have anything real to do and too close to the city to admit you have nothing real to do.
Sloane Crosley quotes: When you have a steady and lifelong group of girlfriends, chances are the person you're telling the story to is actually part of the story. When you have a steady and lifelong group of girlfriends, chances are the person you're telling the story to is actually part of the story.
Sloane Crosley quotes: My A-number one visceral fear is speed. More than knives or snakes or confined spaces. Speed. I won't even go on a motor boat if I can help it. My A-number one visceral fear is speed. More than knives or snakes or confined spaces. Speed. I won't even go on a motor boat if I can help it.
Sloane Crosley quotes: A lot of people are lonely. A lot of people are lonely even when they're surrounded by other people. A lot of people are lonely. A lot of people are lonely even when they're surrounded by other people.
Sloane Crosley quotes: It's never good to fall in love with someone whom you'd have to stab in the eyeballs to elicit a response. It's never good to fall in love with someone whom you'd have to stab in the eyeballs to elicit a response.