
I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-
fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey! —
Jonathan Dunne

I don't think I can answer questions about the trust
fund. —
Louise Woodward

True love is unconditional. And if it is a 'Conditions Apply' scenari, then it isn't true love. It is as good as a mutual
fund ... —
Ravinder Singh

My kids don't have a trust
fund, they have a debt
fund. —
Adam Sandler
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[S]he's a yuppie libtard, ya know? She's just going to
fund things to help animals and weird people. I don't like that kind of shit. —
Brad McKinniss

Meet Logan Jackson, smug, self-entitled, proud, arrogant, trust-
fund brat. —
Ali Harper

Too often we're happy to receive thanks from the nonprofits we
fund, accepting gratitude instead of feedback or performance measurements. —
Laura Arrillaga-Andreessen

Acumen
Fund is my prayer in response to genocide and what happened in Rwanda. —
Jacqueline Novogratz

99% of
fund managers demonstrate no evidence of skill whatsoever. —
William J. Bernstein

By periodically investing in an index
fund, the know-nothing investors can actually outperform most investment professionals. —
Warren Buffett

Thirty bucks, okay? That's pretty much my entire supercomputer
fund. —
Charlie Jane Anders

We attracted a lot of market timers and asset allocators. I don't need those ... amateurs in my
fund. —
Martin J. Whitman

Surprise! The returns reported by mutual
funds aren't actually earned by mutual
fund investors. —
John C. Bogle
Fund investors are confident that they can easily select superior
fund managers. They are wrong. —
John C. Bogle

I don't want to live with the guilt of messing up someone's retirement
fund. —
Romesh Wadhwani

On balance, after weighing the arguments, I believe that the time has come for Australia to create a new sovereign wealth
fund. —
Malcolm Turnbull

The thing about Y Combinator that's cool is that most companies won't happen if we don't
fund them. —
Sam Altman

We need to find a way of having a conversation across the parties on how you
fund local government. —
Johann Lamont

You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension
fund —
Ben Elton

I put the 'fun' in
fund-raising and the 'rah' in Israel. —
Stewart Rahr

Where micro-finance focuses on small loans to individual, low-income women, think of Acumen
Fund more like a venture capital
fund. —
Jacqueline Novogratz

At Whole Foods, we allow our team members to vote on what benefits they most want the company to
fund. —
John Mackey

Fuck you . . . you fucking body-dysmorphia porn-addict trust-
fund-baby compulsive-masturbation motherfucker. —
Warren Ellis

We are going to put an end to the notion that the American taxpayer exists to
fund the Federal Government. —
Ronald Reagan

You cannot carry on forever squeezing the productive bit of the economy in order to
fund an unprecedented engorgement of the unproductive bit. —
Daniel Hannan

I hate
fund-raising. Haaaaate it. Hate, hate it. —
Michelle Obama

Britain leads the way in
fund raising. I am so proud of Britain. —
Sharon Osbourne

The best way to end poverty is to simply give people work, which isn't considered 'sexy' among donors who want to
fund a preschool or cure a disease. —
Leila Janah

I thought you were opposed to engaging in prostitution to
fund our travels."
"That's not what I - is prostitution your answer for everything? —
Claudia Gray

I believe careers should be judged independently unless there's a clear conflict of interest in a specific case. —
John Fund

Bulls make money and bears make money, but pigs seldom do. When a stock or mutual
fund is up 30%, sell one-quarter of your position. —
Nancy Dunnan

We always have more ideas than we can
fund. —
Andy Stanley

I really took the lead on putting together the real estate
fund-to-
funds. Real estate was always interesting to me. —
Joe Montana

If we don't like the Human Rights Council, then let's not
fund it. We should pick and choose cafeteria style which groups we want to help. —
Ileana Ros-Lehtinen

All the time and effort people devote to picking the right
fund, the hot hand, the great manager have, in most cases, led to no advantage. —
Peter Lynch

In the spirit of Vivian Maier, who worked unaided by any publication or commercial shooting, I set up the Emerging Photographer
Fund —
David Alan Harvey

The ability to create same day straight through processing of mutual
fund trades is a matter of will. —
Kenneth C. Griffin

The World Wildlife
Fund estimated in 1994 that the number of sharks killed each year was between 40 million and 70 million. As —
Bill Bryson

As for another profession ... I suppose I'd manage a global-macro hedge
fund. I love that kind of stuff. Weird, I know, but I find it fascinating. —
Nicholas Sparks

The average mutual
fund holding period for equity or fixed income is only about three years. It's too short. —
Kenneth Fisher

A $100,000,000 venture capital
fund was set up solely for products using a specific computer language. —
Cay S. Horstmann

Successful charitable
fund-raising has much in common with managing a business: It requires leadership, persistence, and creativity. —
David Rockefeller

I wish I had the billions of dollars that George Soros has that he has used to
fund Democratic causes in the past. —
Karl Rove

First, only invest in companies that have the potential to return the value of the entire
fund. —
Peter Thiel

If I had to sum up my practical skills, I would use one word: survival. And operating a hedge
fund utilized my training in survival to the fullest. —
George Soros

There are many who talk on from ignorance rather than from knowledge, and who find the former an inexhaustible
fund of conversation. —
William Hazlitt

It would be difficult, in this day and age, to
fund art that made racial slurs. —
Jane Alexander

I have no particular love for my species, but own to an exhaustless
fund of compassion —
Dorothea Dix

One thing members of Congress need to realize is how much their reliance on staffers is hurting the institution and helping make it unaccountable. —
John Fund

I'll occasionally go and do an honor like the Mexican-American Legal Defense
Fund because it raises money for a very worthy organization. —
Linda Ronstadt

Call a man 'ignorant,' and you have license to show the world your vast
fund of knowledge and wise him up. —
P. J. O'Rourke

Affected hundreds of thousands of ordinary Canadians who have invested in mutual
funds that invest in income trusts. —
Ralph Goodale

Building a rainy-day
fund during good times may not be politically popular, but it can pay off during the bad times. —
Ben Bernanke

Much of the DOE green energy lending program is a scam. It is a slush
fund of pork for paying back campaign contributors. —
Dick Morris

We pretty much won't
fund a company now where the founders don't have vested equity because it's just that hard to do. —
Sam Altman

I do not own a single security anywhere that doesn't pay a dividend, and I formed a mutual-
fund company with that very simple philosophy. —
Kevin O'Leary

A wedding is a ceremony men
fund with money they know they don't have ... to prove the love they think they have. —
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Sometimes people think Y Combinator has big ideas about themes. But really, we just
fund the best startups. —
Sam Altman

I've worked since I was 18. I have no trust
fund and don't expect anything. —
Jasmine Guinness

Having a separate
fund for the things in life that happen, helps keep the emergency
fund in tact in case you lose your job or income. —
Michelle Singletary

As a public interest lawyer, your
fund of injustice will never be empty. —
Ralph Nader

It's not hard for a city like New York to create a $1.25 million
fund. It's not hard for foundations to create
funds that invest in diverse founders. —
Kathryn Finney

As important as the
funds are, the vision is the greatest gift. —
Neil Young

Most active mutual
funds are more interested in collecting fees than in boosting returns for investors. —
David F. Swensen

And that's when you learned, your top
fund-raiser was a murder suspect. —
Roy Payne

It's a false proposition that we have to take the arts away to
fund something else. —
Damian Woetzel

Effective
fund-raising is based on relationships. —
Jeffrey Deitch

Brokerage firms don't sell customers stock so much as they sell those horrible mutual
funds —
Michael Steinhardt

It is unethical for any man to tax another man's home to
fund his social agenda. Friends don't do that, your enemies will. —
John Taft

Life is a trust
fund bestowed on us by our mothers. Invest your time in those who deserve it and not on those who do not. —
Tony Marturano

California is no longer a state, it's a hedge
fund. —
Craig T. Nelson

The common
fund of experience is very deep. —
Virginia Woolf

I should mention that I am a member of the board of directors of Dimensional
Fund Advisors. —
Merton Miller

Every film is hard to
fund. —
Ira Sachs

I intend to leave after my death a large
fund for the promotion of the peace idea, but I am skeptical as to its results. —
Alfred Nobel