
Want and effective demand are not the same thing. If they were, the poorest nations would be the ones to display the most vigorous demand. —
Joseph A. Schumpeter

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes. —
A.A. Milne

The prosecutor, who is supposed to carry the burden of proof, really is an author. —
Scott Turow

I believe your attitude is the most important choice you can make. —
Lou Holtz

It was not a silence of resentment; it was the silence of an understanding too delicate to limit by words. —
Ayn Rand

If we are to teach real peace in this world, and if we are to carry on a real war against war, we shall have to begin with the children. —
Mahatma Gandhi

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup. —
Dane Cook

It is human nature to hate the man whom you have hurt. —
Tacitus

I do lots of crowd work in my set, because I enjoy writing material through riffing and conversation. —
Chris Hardwick

We fear death, yet we long for slumber and beautiful dreams. —
Khalil Gibran

We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.
Winnie-the-Pooh —
A.A. Milne