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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'
— Adam Ferrara
I love you enough to tell you the truth whether you want to hear it or not, but what you do afterward is your choice alone.
— Ashley Ormon
Treat all fairly or they will seek revenge.
— Christopher Paolini
The Presidents job, is not to wield power himself, but to lead attention away from it.
— Douglas Adams
The psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.
— Joan Rivers
I fancy mankind may come, in time, to write all aphoristically.
— James Boswell
I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.'
— Robert Pattinson
Her senior thesis was based on the notion that no one should be allowed to own more land than could be worked in a day, by hand.
— Alice Walker
Sometimes," said Will, "they're even supposed to blow up.
— Cassandra Clare
Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty.
— Santosh Kalwar
The great generalities of the constitution have a content and a significance that vary from age to age.
— Benjamin Cardozo
Repentance is a grace of God's Spirit whereby a sinner is inwardly humbled and visibly reformed.
— Thomas Watson Jr.
My apologies. I meant no offense." Except that his tone told her he didn't mean a word he'd just spoken.
— Jean Oram
