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First Sex Quotes By Adam Carolla: When I am king, I will revise the

When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy! — Adam Carolla

First Sex Quotes By Patrick Leahy: At first glance, there's a lot of sex

At first glance, there's a lot of sex on the Internet. Or not at first glance: nobody can find anything on the Internet at first glance. — Patrick Leahy

First Sex Quotes By Laura Kasischke: The first time I had sex with a

The first time I had sex with a man for money, it was September. — Laura Kasischke

First Sex Quotes By Rowena Cherry: Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover

Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one "date" ... — Rowena Cherry

First Sex Quotes By Esther Perel: Women want to talk first, connect first, then

Women want to talk first, connect first, then have sex. For men, sex is the connection. Sex is man's language of intimacy — Esther Perel

First Sex Quotes By Molly Antopol: ... having been with Boaz for so long

... having been with Boaz for so long that she could predict every one of his moves, their sex life was more like a race to see who came first. — Molly Antopol

First Sex Quotes By Kristen Ashley: The first time we had sex, it was

The first time we had sex, it was a battle which he won. This time it was war. — Kristen Ashley

First Sex Quotes By Jay Leno: For the first time in history, sex is

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. — Jay Leno

First Sex Quotes By Martin Amis: Heat, money, sex and fever -this is it,

Heat, money, sex and fever -this is it, this is New York, this is first class, this is the sharp end. — Martin Amis

First Sex Quotes By Auliq Ice: You should smile, look her in the eyes,

You should smile, look her in the eyes, and give her a small complement when you ask her out. — Auliq Ice

First Sex Quotes By John Rechy: Gay men should not adopt the sophomoric model

Gay men should not adopt the sophomoric model of heterosexual dating; gay men should always have sex first. — John Rechy

First Sex Quotes By Nicholson Baker: Updike was the first to take the penile

Updike was the first to take the penile sensorium under the wing of elaborate metaphorical prose. — Nicholson Baker

First Sex Quotes By Sarah Kane: I've faked orgasms before, but this is the

I've faked orgasms before, but this is the first time I've faked not having an orgasm. — Sarah Kane

First Sex Quotes By Enkelejd Lamaj: - Have you ever written the ending of

- Have you ever written the ending of the story first and then the rest of it?
- Hell no, I've never had an orgasm before having sex. — Enkelejd Lamaj

First Sex Quotes By Auliq Ice: Whatever you've been doing with the girls or

Whatever you've been doing with the girls or women your age won't cut it. — Auliq Ice

First Sex Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Do ya remember the first time you had

Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone! — Rodney Dangerfield

First Sex Quotes By Groucho Marx: I remember the first time I had sex

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. — Groucho Marx

First Sex Quotes By Jacqueline Bisset: What comes first in a relationship is lust

What comes first in a relationship is lust - then more lust. — Jacqueline Bisset

First Sex Quotes By Rebbecca Ray: I was about thirteen when I started letting

I was about thirteen when I started letting boys feel me up. — Rebbecca Ray

First Sex Quotes By Joe Meno: Sex scenes in books are always like first

Sex scenes in books are always like first person, from this male perspective and just about how awesome he is. It feels like such a fantasy. — Joe Meno

First Sex Quotes By Melissa Collins: For the first time ever, I want a

For the first time ever, I want a girl for more than just one night, for more than just sex. She's — Melissa Collins

First Sex Quotes By Christos Tsiolkas: The best way of writing sex scenes is

The best way of writing sex scenes is to do the first draft, orgasm, and then start editing. You can be objective post-orgasm. — Christos Tsiolkas

First Sex Quotes By Johanna Sinisalo: I tell them that in Finland the first

I tell them that in Finland the first thing men coming back from the front wanted was sex; only after that did they take their skis off. — Johanna Sinisalo

First Sex Quotes By Joe Dunthorne: I bought a packet of Trojan Ultra Pleasure

I bought a packet of Trojan Ultra Pleasure Extra Sensitive condoms: 'No. 1 in AMERICA'. They smell nothing like a positive first sexual experience. — Joe Dunthorne

First Sex Quotes By Robert Mugabe: If President Barack Obama wants me to allow

If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first. — Robert Mugabe

First Sex Quotes By Nenia Campbell: When they figure out how to bottle up

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line. — Nenia Campbell

First Sex Quotes By Bill Cosby: The first time I came across the birds

The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation. — Bill Cosby

First Sex Quotes By Christopher Buecheler: Sex is sex. Love is love. The first

Sex is sex. Love is love. The first is a raw biological process, the latter is something more. — Christopher Buecheler

First Sex Quotes By Dodie Smith I Capture The Castle: I am not so sure I should like

I am not so sure I should like the facts of life, but I have got over the bitter disappointment I felt when I first heard about them, ... — Dodie Smith I Capture The Castle

First Sex Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: My first time I jacked off, I thought

My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. — Chuck Palahniuk

First Sex Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: The first time I had sex, I didn't

The first time I had sex, I didn't know what I was doing. It was a relief when the whole thing was over after just 45 minutes. — Anthony Jeselnik

First Sex Quotes By Jenny Holzer: IT'S AN EXTRAORDINARY FEELINGWHEN PART OF YOUR BODY

IT'S AN EXTRAORDINARY FEELING
WHEN PART OF YOUR BODY ARE
TOUCHED FOR THE FIRST TIME.
I'M THINKING OF THE SENSATIONS
FROM SEX AND SURGERY. — Jenny Holzer

First Sex Quotes By Jacki Weaver: I believe in sex on a first date.

I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort? — Jacki Weaver

First Sex Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: Love is a banana. First you peel it,

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

First Sex Quotes By Nenia Campbell: It's true what they say, you know. First

It's true what they say, you know. First fuck. First love. First kill. You never forget your first. — Nenia Campbell

First Sex Quotes By Sherry Argov: If you chase him in a black nightie,

If you chase him in a black nightie, first he'll have sex with you ...
and then he'll run. — Sherry Argov

First Sex Quotes By Lily Tomlin: We have reason to believe that man first

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. — Lily Tomlin

First Sex Quotes By Kathy Lette: Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex

Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place. — Kathy Lette

First Sex Quotes By Donald Jans: I'm not sure who faked their orgasm first,

I'm not sure who faked their orgasm first, but thankfully it was over rather quickly. — Donald Jans

First Sex Quotes By Nenia Campbell: They said the shape-shifters fucked with the enthusiasm

They said the shape-shifters fucked with the enthusiasm of animals - if they didn't devour you with the enthusiasm of one first. — Nenia Campbell

First Sex Quotes By Sheeja Jose: Love at first sight is a polite phrase

Love at first sight is a polite phrase used when one wants to fuck a stranger. — Sheeja Jose

First Sex Quotes By Dakota Johnson: Sex scenes are always a little uncomfortable at

Sex scenes are always a little uncomfortable at first. — Dakota Johnson

First Sex Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: When coming to sex: First served, first come.

When coming to sex: First served, first come. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

First Sex Quotes By James Salter: Now they are lovers. The first, wild courses

Now they are lovers. The first, wild courses are ended. They have founded their domain. A satanic happiness follows. — James Salter

First Sex Quotes By Jeannine Parvati Baker: Circumcision is where sex and violence meet for

Circumcision is where sex and violence meet for the first time. — Jeannine Parvati Baker

First Sex Quotes By Samantha Bee: Sex with my first boyfriend was a little

Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable! — Samantha Bee

First Sex Quotes By Will Durst: How did sex come to be thought of

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican. — Will Durst

First Sex Quotes By Julian May: There is no such thing as love at

There is no such thing as love at first sight, Bryan. There's only sex at first sight. — Julian May

First Sex Quotes By Charlie Houpert: And the riskiest, but highest reward situations: be

And the riskiest, but highest reward situations: be the first to bring up the subjects of money, relationships or sex. — Charlie Houpert

First Sex Quotes By Samuel Richardson: The first vice of the first woman was

The first vice of the first woman was curiosity, and it runs through the whole sex. — Samuel Richardson

First Sex Quotes By Julie James: Well? What do you have to say to

Well? What do you have to say to that?" Jason asked.
Taylor cocked her head. "Don't you think we should have sex first? — Julie James

First Sex Quotes By Sylvain Reynard: (Desk sex can be very, very good, but

(Desk sex can be very, very good, but it's important to remove the staplers first.) — Sylvain Reynard

First Sex Quotes By Philip Sington: I wanted her body and soul, but body

I wanted her body and soul, but body first. — Philip Sington

First Sex Quotes By Kirstie Collins Brote: The Female Orgasm. The Big O. That elusive,

The Female Orgasm. The Big O. That elusive, reclusive Loch Ness of the labia. Does it prove the existence of God, or just His twisted sense of humor? — Kirstie Collins Brote

First Sex Quotes By Tim Berners-Lee: Legend has it that every new technology is

Legend has it that every new technology is first used for something related to sex or pornography. That seems to be the way of humankind. — Tim Berners-Lee

First Sex Quotes By Jettie Woodruff: But now I want to have sex. Let's

But now I want to have sex. Let's do it first. — Jettie Woodruff

First Sex Quotes By Nicki Elson: He met each newly exposed piece of flesh

He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he'd dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he'd seen her. — Nicki Elson

First Sex Quotes By Eamon Dunphy: That's the first time I've seen sex between

That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC. — Eamon Dunphy

First Sex Quotes By Jay Presson Allen: I'm going to be a great film star.

I'm going to be a great film star. That is, if booze and sex don't get me first. — Jay Presson Allen

First Sex Quotes By Virginia Woolf: Writing is like sex. First you do it

Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money. — Virginia Woolf

First Sex Quotes By Bert McCracken: Sometimes kissing is better than sex. Especially kissing

Sometimes kissing is better than sex. Especially kissing someone for the first time — Bert McCracken

First Sex Quotes By J.R. Ward: God, now she knew what decent men felt

God, now she knew what decent men felt like, the disquiet before taking someone for their first time. — J.R. Ward

First Sex Quotes By J.G. Ballard: Not for the first time Laing reflected that

Not for the first time Laing reflected that he and his neighbors were eager for trouble as the most effective means of enlarging their sex lives. — J.G. Ballard

First Sex Quotes By Richard Castle: [She] was trading sex for print. She certainly

[She] was trading sex for print. She certainly wouldn't be the first woman to do that, now, would she, Nikki Heat? — Richard Castle

First Sex Quotes By J.C. Reed: I had sex with Jett because I was

I had sex with Jett because I was attracted to him. Jett hired me because he wanted me. It was lust at first sight. — J.C. Reed

First Sex Quotes By Karen E. Quinones Miller: I'm not really crazy about all this tit-for-tat

I'm not really crazy about all this tit-for-tat stuff. I'm always asked to be the one to first give up the tit. — Karen E. Quinones Miller

First Sex Quotes By Giselle Renarde: After the first couple weeks, when all your

After the first couple weeks, when all your sex toys had met all my sex toys, ... — Giselle Renarde

First Sex Quotes By Tom Deacon: I never know the right thing to say,

I never know the right thing to say, especially during sex. After my first time, I said to the girl, 'That's it, I'm afraid' — Tom Deacon

First Sex Quotes By Parker Tyler: Sex was the first dove.

Sex was the first dove. — Parker Tyler

First Sex Quotes By Sarah Winter: His impulsive buss had been as beautiful as

His impulsive buss had been as beautiful as a first kiss to a child. And, she felt, as important. — Sarah Winter

First Sex Quotes By David Duchovny: Patrick Stewart was the first internet sex symbol

Patrick Stewart was the first internet sex symbol without hair but pileggi always thought it was him. — David Duchovny

First Sex Quotes By Carolyn Brown: Whoa, cowboy! I don't have phone sex on

Whoa, cowboy! I don't have phone sex on the first phone call. — Carolyn Brown

First Sex Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Have you ever heard of the expression, ladies

Have you ever heard of the expression, ladies first"
"Yes"
"Well, it's truer in bed than it is anywhere else. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

First Sex Quotes By Omid Mankoo: First Embody the Emptiness of SilenceNext Embody the

First Embody the Emptiness of Silence
Next Embody the Fullness of Honesty & Love
Thus Be Heaven
Sage Hope (Omid Mankoo) SH ... — Omid Mankoo

First Sex Quotes By Woody Allen: There are two important things in the world,

There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important. — Woody Allen

First Sex Quotes By Aakash Deep: Everything is uncomfortable for the first time: School,

Everything is uncomfortable for the first time: School, Smoking or Sex. — Aakash Deep

First Sex Quotes By Eugene Mirman: I remember the first time I had sex.

I remember the first time I had sex. I wore a cape and goggles ... because I didn't know. — Eugene Mirman

First Sex Quotes By Zane: Sex is like the cherry on the top

Sex is like the cherry on the top of a sundae, but you need to make the sundae first, if you get my drift. — Zane

First Sex Quotes By Loretta Chase: Men are the inferior sex. Adam was made

Men are the inferior sex. Adam was made first, and the first effort is always the simpler and cruder one, non? With the second, one refines. — Loretta Chase

First Sex Quotes By Tim McGraw: I worked so hard for that first kiss,

I worked so hard for that first kiss, and a heart don't forget. — Tim McGraw

First Sex Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: The first two facts which a healthy boy

The first two facts which a healthy boy or girl feels about sex are these: first that it is beautiful and then that it is dangerous. — G.K. Chesterton

First Sex Quotes By Jenna Jameson: The best sex takes place in the mind

The best sex takes place in the mind first — Jenna Jameson

First Sex Quotes By Judge Reinhold: My first sex scene - and it was

My first sex scene - and it was with myself. — Judge Reinhold

First Sex Quotes By Alonzo Bodden: Watching news showing all the same sex marriages.

Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce? — Alonzo Bodden

First Sex Quotes By Adam Rapp: On top of everything else, Boobie's got the

On top of everything else, Boobie's got the clap. — Adam Rapp

First Sex Quotes By Erica Jong: Rendall's first law of jealousy: jealousy does the

Rendall's first law of jealousy: jealousy does the cock harder and pussy wetter. — Erica Jong

First Sex Quotes By Amanda Usen: Are you kidding? Sex first, then dinner -

Are you kidding? Sex first, then dinner - and I don't have to wear uncomfortable shoes? Sold. — Amanda Usen

First Sex Quotes By S. Walden: First, I like how the ice cream won

First, I like how the ice cream won out. Second, we're not having sex. — S. Walden

First Sex Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: 88% of women love making their first love

88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

First Sex Quotes By Anton Chekhov: A woman can become a man's friend only

A woman can become a man's friend only in the following stages - first an acquantaince, next a mistress, and only then a friend. — Anton Chekhov

First Sex Quotes By Alyssa Turner: First you're going to get your sweet little

First you're going to get your sweet little ass down from there and bend over the counter while I show you who the fuck is boss around here. — Alyssa Turner

First Sex Quotes By Frederick Lenz: The strongest factor in conditioning is sex, in

The strongest factor in conditioning is sex, in the sense that the first thing that a person is really taught is whether they are male or female. — Frederick Lenz

First Sex Quotes By Lisa Kleypas: Justine ......have you ever had sex on the

Justine ......have you ever had sex on the first date?'
'Yes' she said instantly,'No but stay with me annway — Lisa Kleypas

First Sex Quotes By Nenia Campbell: I want to be your last thought at

I want to be your last thought at night, and your first taste at dawn. — Nenia Campbell

First Sex Quotes By Amanda Usen: Are we fighting? I like that idea. Let's

Are we fighting? I like that idea. Let's have the make-up sex first. — Amanda Usen

First Sex Quotes By Bif Naked: The first time we made love, I wasn't

The first time we made love, I wasn't sober, and you told me you loved me over and over. — Bif Naked

First Sex Quotes By Neil Strauss: Pickup is a linear process: Capture the imagination

Pickup is a linear process: Capture the imagination first
and the heart next. Interest plus attraction plus seduction equals sex. — Neil Strauss