First Sex Quotes

When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy! — Adam Carolla

At first glance, there's a lot of sex on the Internet. Or not at first glance: nobody can find anything on the Internet at first glance. — Patrick Leahy

The first time I had sex with a man for money, it was September. — Laura Kasischke

Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one "date" ... — Rowena Cherry

Women want to talk first, connect first, then have sex. For men, sex is the connection. Sex is man's language of intimacy — Esther Perel

... having been with Boaz for so long that she could predict every one of his moves, their sex life was more like a race to see who came first. — Molly Antopol

The first time we had sex, it was a battle which he won. This time it was war. — Kristen Ashley

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. — Jay Leno

Heat, money, sex and fever -this is it, this is New York, this is first class, this is the sharp end. — Martin Amis

You should smile, look her in the eyes, and give her a small complement when you ask her out. — Auliq Ice

Gay men should not adopt the sophomoric model of heterosexual dating; gay men should always have sex first. — John Rechy

Updike was the first to take the penile sensorium under the wing of elaborate metaphorical prose. — Nicholson Baker

I've faked orgasms before, but this is the first time I've faked not having an orgasm. — Sarah Kane

- Have you ever written the ending of the story first and then the rest of it?
- Hell no, I've never had an orgasm before having sex. — Enkelejd Lamaj

Whatever you've been doing with the girls or women your age won't cut it. — Auliq Ice

Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone! — Rodney Dangerfield

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. — Groucho Marx

What comes first in a relationship is lust - then more lust. — Jacqueline Bisset

I was about thirteen when I started letting boys feel me up. — Rebbecca Ray

Sex scenes in books are always like first person, from this male perspective and just about how awesome he is. It feels like such a fantasy. — Joe Meno

For the first time ever, I want a girl for more than just one night, for more than just sex. She's — Melissa Collins

The best way of writing sex scenes is to do the first draft, orgasm, and then start editing. You can be objective post-orgasm. — Christos Tsiolkas

I tell them that in Finland the first thing men coming back from the front wanted was sex; only after that did they take their skis off. — Johanna Sinisalo

I bought a packet of Trojan Ultra Pleasure Extra Sensitive condoms: 'No. 1 in AMERICA'. They smell nothing like a positive first sexual experience. — Joe Dunthorne

If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first. — Robert Mugabe

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line. — Nenia Campbell

I remember the first time I had sex. I wore a cape and goggles ... because I didn't know. — Eugene Mirman

Everything is uncomfortable for the first time: School, Smoking or Sex. — Aakash Deep

There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important. — Woody Allen

First Embody the Emptiness of Silence
Next Embody the Fullness of Honesty & Love
Thus Be Heaven
Sage Hope (Omid Mankoo) SH ... — Omid Mankoo

Have you ever heard of the expression, ladies first"
"Yes"
"Well, it's truer in bed than it is anywhere else. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Whoa, cowboy! I don't have phone sex on the first phone call. — Carolyn Brown

Patrick Stewart was the first internet sex symbol without hair but pileggi always thought it was him. — David Duchovny

His impulsive buss had been as beautiful as a first kiss to a child. And, she felt, as important. — Sarah Winter

Sex was the first dove. — Parker Tyler

He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he'd dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he'd seen her. — Nicki Elson

After the first couple weeks, when all your sex toys had met all my sex toys, ... — Giselle Renarde

I'm not really crazy about all this tit-for-tat stuff. I'm always asked to be the one to first give up the tit. — Karen E. Quinones Miller

I had sex with Jett because I was attracted to him. Jett hired me because he wanted me. It was lust at first sight. — J.C. Reed

[She] was trading sex for print. She certainly wouldn't be the first woman to do that, now, would she, Nikki Heat? — Richard Castle

Not for the first time Laing reflected that he and his neighbors were eager for trouble as the most effective means of enlarging their sex lives. — J.G. Ballard

God, now she knew what decent men felt like, the disquiet before taking someone for their first time. — J.R. Ward

Sometimes kissing is better than sex. Especially kissing someone for the first time — Bert McCracken

Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money. — Virginia Woolf

I'm going to be a great film star. That is, if booze and sex don't get me first. — Jay Presson Allen

That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC. — Eamon Dunphy

I never know the right thing to say, especially during sex. After my first time, I said to the girl, 'That's it, I'm afraid' — Tom Deacon

Pickup is a linear process: Capture the imagination first
and the heart next. Interest plus attraction plus seduction equals sex. — Neil Strauss

The first time we made love, I wasn't sober, and you told me you loved me over and over. — Bif Naked

Are we fighting? I like that idea. Let's have the make-up sex first. — Amanda Usen

I want to be your last thought at night, and your first taste at dawn. — Nenia Campbell

Justine ......have you ever had sex on the first date?'
'Yes' she said instantly,'No but stay with me annway — Lisa Kleypas

The strongest factor in conditioning is sex, in the sense that the first thing that a person is really taught is whether they are male or female. — Frederick Lenz

First you're going to get your sweet little ass down from there and bend over the counter while I show you who the fuck is boss around here. — Alyssa Turner

A woman can become a man's friend only in the following stages - first an acquantaince, next a mistress, and only then a friend. — Anton Chekhov

88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Sex is like the cherry on the top of a sundae, but you need to make the sundae first, if you get my drift. — Zane

Are you kidding? Sex first, then dinner - and I don't have to wear uncomfortable shoes? Sold. — Amanda Usen

Rendall's first law of jealousy: jealousy does the cock harder and pussy wetter. — Erica Jong

On top of everything else, Boobie's got the clap. — Adam Rapp

Legend has it that every new technology is first used for something related to sex or pornography. That seems to be the way of humankind. — Tim Berners-Lee

Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce? — Alonzo Bodden

My first sex scene - and it was with myself. — Judge Reinhold

The best sex takes place in the mind first — Jenna Jameson

The first two facts which a healthy boy or girl feels about sex are these: first that it is beautiful and then that it is dangerous. — G.K. Chesterton

I worked so hard for that first kiss, and a heart don't forget. — Tim McGraw

Men are the inferior sex. Adam was made first, and the first effort is always the simpler and cruder one, non? With the second, one refines. — Loretta Chase

First, I like how the ice cream won out. Second, we're not having sex. — S. Walden

I am not so sure I should like the facts of life, but I have got over the bitter disappointment I felt when I first heard about them, ... — Dodie Smith I Capture The Castle

IT'S AN EXTRAORDINARY FEELING
WHEN PART OF YOUR BODY ARE
TOUCHED FOR THE FIRST TIME.
I'M THINKING OF THE SENSATIONS
FROM SEX AND SURGERY. — Jenny Holzer

I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort? — Jacki Weaver

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

They said the shape-shifters fucked with the enthusiasm of animals - if they didn't devour you with the enthusiasm of one first. — Nenia Campbell

Love at first sight is a polite phrase used when one wants to fuck a stranger. — Sheeja Jose

The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation. — Bill Cosby

When coming to sex: First served, first come. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable! — Samantha Bee

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican. — Will Durst

There is no such thing as love at first sight, Bryan. There's only sex at first sight. — Julian May

Well? What do you have to say to that?" Jason asked.
Taylor cocked her head. "Don't you think we should have sex first? — Julie James

(Desk sex can be very, very good, but it's important to remove the staplers first.) — Sylvain Reynard

I wanted her body and soul, but body first. — Philip Sington

The Female Orgasm. The Big O. That elusive, reclusive Loch Ness of the labia. Does it prove the existence of God, or just His twisted sense of humor? — Kirstie Collins Brote

But now I want to have sex. Let's do it first. — Jettie Woodruff

Now they are lovers. The first, wild courses are ended. They have founded their domain. A satanic happiness follows. — James Salter

If you chase him in a black nightie, first he'll have sex with you ...
and then he'll run. — Sherry Argov

Circumcision is where sex and violence meet for the first time. — Jeannine Parvati Baker

Sex scenes are always a little uncomfortable at first. — Dakota Johnson

The first vice of the first woman was curiosity, and it runs through the whole sex. — Samuel Richardson

And the riskiest, but highest reward situations: be the first to bring up the subjects of money, relationships or sex. — Charlie Houpert

I'm not sure who faked their orgasm first, but thankfully it was over rather quickly. — Donald Jans

Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place. — Kathy Lette

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. — Lily Tomlin

It's true what they say, you know. First fuck. First love. First kill. You never forget your first. — Nenia Campbell

The first time I had sex, I didn't know what I was doing. It was a relief when the whole thing was over after just 45 minutes. — Anthony Jeselnik

My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. — Chuck Palahniuk

Sex is sex. Love is love. The first is a raw biological process, the latter is something more. — Christopher Buecheler