
I remember the first time I had sex. I wore a cape and goggles ... because I didn't know. —
Eugene Mirman

Everything is uncomfortable for the first time: School, Smoking or Sex. —
Aakash Deep

There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important. —
Woody Allen

First Embody the Emptiness of Silence
Next Embody the Fullness of Honesty & Love
Thus Be Heaven
Sage Hope (Omid Mankoo) SH ... —
Omid Mankoo

Have you ever heard of the expression, ladies first"
"Yes"
"Well, it's truer in bed than it is anywhere else. —
Sherrilyn Kenyon

Whoa, cowboy! I don't have phone sex on the first phone call. —
Carolyn Brown

Patrick Stewart was the first internet sex symbol without hair but pileggi always thought it was him. —
David Duchovny

His impulsive buss had been as beautiful as a first kiss to a child. And, she felt, as important. —
Sarah Winter

Sex was the first dove. —
Parker Tyler

He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he'd dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he'd seen her. —
Nicki Elson

After the first couple weeks, when all your sex toys had met all my sex toys, ... —
Giselle Renarde

I'm not really crazy about all this tit-for-tat stuff. I'm always asked to be the one to first give up the tit. —
Karen E. Quinones Miller

I had sex with Jett because I was attracted to him. Jett hired me because he wanted me. It was lust at first sight. —
J.C. Reed
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[She] was trading sex for print. She certainly wouldn't be the first woman to do that, now, would she, Nikki Heat? —
Richard Castle

Not for the first time Laing reflected that he and his neighbors were eager for trouble as the most effective means of enlarging their sex lives. —
J.G. Ballard

God, now she knew what decent men felt like, the disquiet before taking someone for their first time. —
J.R. Ward

Sometimes kissing is better than sex. Especially kissing someone for the first time —
Bert McCracken

Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money. —
Virginia Woolf

I'm going to be a great film star. That is, if booze and sex don't get me first. —
Jay Presson Allen

That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC. —
Eamon Dunphy

I never know the right thing to say, especially during sex. After my first time, I said to the girl, 'That's it, I'm afraid' —
Tom Deacon

Pickup is a linear process: Capture the imagination first
and the heart next. Interest plus attraction plus seduction equals sex. —
Neil Strauss

The first time we made love, I wasn't sober, and you told me you loved me over and over. —
Bif Naked

Are we fighting? I like that idea. Let's have the make-up sex first. —
Amanda Usen

I want to be your last thought at night, and your first taste at dawn. —
Nenia Campbell

Justine ......have you ever had sex on the first date?'
'Yes' she said instantly,'No but stay with me annway —
Lisa Kleypas

The strongest factor in conditioning is sex, in the sense that the first thing that a person is really taught is whether they are male or female. —
Frederick Lenz

First you're going to get your sweet little ass down from there and bend over the counter while I show you who the fuck is boss around here. —
Alyssa Turner

A woman can become a man's friend only in the following stages - first an acquantaince, next a mistress, and only then a friend. —
Anton Chekhov

88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident. —
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Sex is like the cherry on the top of a sundae, but you need to make the sundae first, if you get my drift. —
Zane

Are you kidding? Sex first, then dinner - and I don't have to wear uncomfortable shoes? Sold. —
Amanda Usen

Rendall's first law of jealousy: jealousy does the cock harder and pussy wetter. —
Erica Jong

On top of everything else, Boobie's got the clap. —
Adam Rapp

Legend has it that every new technology is first used for something related to sex or pornography. That seems to be the way of humankind. —
Tim Berners-Lee

Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce? —
Alonzo Bodden

My
first sex scene - and it was with myself. —
Judge Reinhold

The best sex takes place in the mind first —
Jenna Jameson

The first two facts which a healthy boy or girl feels about sex are these: first that it is beautiful and then that it is dangerous. —
G.K. Chesterton

I worked so hard for that first kiss, and a heart don't forget. —
Tim McGraw

Men are the inferior sex. Adam was made first, and the first effort is always the simpler and cruder one, non? With the second, one refines. —
Loretta Chase

First, I like how the ice cream won out. Second, we're not having sex. —
S. Walden

I am not so sure I should like the facts of life, but I have got over the bitter disappointment I felt when I first heard about them, ... —
Dodie Smith I Capture The Castle

IT'S AN EXTRAORDINARY FEELING
WHEN PART OF YOUR BODY ARE
TOUCHED FOR THE FIRST TIME.
I'M THINKING OF THE SENSATIONS
FROM SEX AND SURGERY. —
Jenny Holzer

I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort? —
Jacki Weaver

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. —
Dark Jar Tin Zoo

They said the shape-shifters fucked with the enthusiasm of animals - if they didn't devour you with the enthusiasm of one first. —
Nenia Campbell

Love at first sight is a polite phrase used when one wants to fuck a stranger. —
Sheeja Jose

The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation. —
Bill Cosby

When coming to sex: First served, first come. —
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable! —
Samantha Bee

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican. —
Will Durst

There is no such thing as love at first sight, Bryan. There's only sex at first sight. —
Julian May

Well? What do you have to say to that?" Jason asked.
Taylor cocked her head. "Don't you think we should have sex first? —
Julie James

(Desk sex can be very, very good, but it's important to remove the staplers first.) —
Sylvain Reynard

I wanted her body and soul, but body first. —
Philip Sington

The Female Orgasm. The Big O. That elusive, reclusive Loch Ness of the labia. Does it prove the existence of God, or just His twisted sense of humor? —
Kirstie Collins Brote

But now I want to have sex. Let's do it first. —
Jettie Woodruff

Now they are lovers. The first, wild courses are ended. They have founded their domain. A satanic happiness follows. —
James Salter

If you chase him in a black nightie, first he'll have sex with you ...
and then he'll run. —
Sherry Argov

Circumcision is where sex and violence meet for the first time. —
Jeannine Parvati Baker

Sex scenes are always a little uncomfortable at first. —
Dakota Johnson

The first vice of the first woman was curiosity, and it runs through the whole sex. —
Samuel Richardson

And the riskiest, but highest reward situations: be the first to bring up the subjects of money, relationships or sex. —
Charlie Houpert

I'm not sure who faked their orgasm first, but thankfully it was over rather quickly. —
Donald Jans

Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place. —
Kathy Lette

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. —
Lily Tomlin

It's true what they say, you know. First fuck. First love. First kill. You never forget your first. —
Nenia Campbell

The first time I had sex, I didn't know what I was doing. It was a relief when the whole thing was over after just 45 minutes. —
Anthony Jeselnik

My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. —
Chuck Palahniuk

Sex is sex. Love is love. The first is a raw biological process, the latter is something more. —
Christopher Buecheler