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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
— Adam Carolla
At first glance, there's a lot of sex on the Internet. Or not at first glance: nobody can find anything on the Internet at first glance.
— Patrick Leahy
The first time I had sex with a man for money, it was September.
— Laura Kasischke
Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one "date" ...
— Rowena Cherry
Women want to talk first, connect first, then have sex. For men, sex is the connection. Sex is man's language of intimacy
— Esther Perel
... having been with Boaz for so long that she could predict every one of his moves, their sex life was more like a race to see who came first.
— Molly Antopol
Heat, money, sex and fever -this is it, this is New York, this is first class, this is the sharp end.
— Martin Amis
You should smile, look her in the eyes, and give her a small complement when you ask her out.
— Auliq Ice
Gay men should not adopt the sophomoric model of heterosexual dating; gay men should always have sex first.
— John Rechy
Updike was the first to take the penile sensorium under the wing of elaborate metaphorical prose.
— Nicholson Baker
- Have you ever written the ending of the story first and then the rest of it?
- Hell no, I've never had an orgasm before having sex. — Enkelejd Lamaj
- Hell no, I've never had an orgasm before having sex. — Enkelejd Lamaj
Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone!
— Rodney Dangerfield
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
— Groucho Marx
What comes first in a relationship is lust - then more lust.
— Jacqueline Bisset
I was about thirteen when I started letting boys feel me up.
— Rebbecca Ray
Sex scenes in books are always like first person, from this male perspective and just about how awesome he is. It feels like such a fantasy.
— Joe Meno
For the first time ever, I want a girl for more than just one night, for more than just sex. She's
— Melissa Collins
The best way of writing sex scenes is to do the first draft, orgasm, and then start editing. You can be objective post-orgasm.
— Christos Tsiolkas
I tell them that in Finland the first thing men coming back from the front wanted was sex; only after that did they take their skis off.
— Johanna Sinisalo
I bought a packet of Trojan Ultra Pleasure Extra Sensitive condoms: 'No. 1 in AMERICA'. They smell nothing like a positive first sexual experience.
— Joe Dunthorne
If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.
— Robert Mugabe
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.
— Nenia Campbell
The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation.
— Bill Cosby
Sex is sex. Love is love. The first is a raw biological process, the latter is something more.
— Christopher Buecheler
I am not so sure I should like the facts of life, but I have got over the bitter disappointment I felt when I first heard about them, ...
— Dodie Smith I Capture The Castle
My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.
— Chuck Palahniuk
The first time I had sex, I didn't know what I was doing. It was a relief when the whole thing was over after just 45 minutes.
— Anthony Jeselnik
IT'S AN EXTRAORDINARY FEELING
WHEN PART OF YOUR BODY ARE
TOUCHED FOR THE FIRST TIME.
I'M THINKING OF THE SENSATIONS
FROM SEX AND SURGERY. — Jenny Holzer
WHEN PART OF YOUR BODY ARE
TOUCHED FOR THE FIRST TIME.
I'M THINKING OF THE SENSATIONS
FROM SEX AND SURGERY. — Jenny Holzer
I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort?
— Jacki Weaver
Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
It's true what they say, you know. First fuck. First love. First kill. You never forget your first.
— Nenia Campbell
If you chase him in a black nightie, first he'll have sex with you ...
and then he'll run. — Sherry Argov
and then he'll run. — Sherry Argov
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
— Lily Tomlin
They said the shape-shifters fucked with the enthusiasm of animals - if they didn't devour you with the enthusiasm of one first.
— Nenia Campbell
Sex scenes are always a little uncomfortable at first.
— Dakota Johnson
When coming to sex: First served, first come.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Now they are lovers. The first, wild courses are ended. They have founded their domain. A satanic happiness follows.
— James Salter
Circumcision is where sex and violence meet for the first time.
— Jeannine Parvati Baker
Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!
— Samantha Bee
How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
— Will Durst
And the riskiest, but highest reward situations: be the first to bring up the subjects of money, relationships or sex.
— Charlie Houpert
The first vice of the first woman was curiosity, and it runs through the whole sex.
— Samuel Richardson
Well? What do you have to say to that?" Jason asked.
Taylor cocked her head. "Don't you think we should have sex first? — Julie James
Taylor cocked her head. "Don't you think we should have sex first? — Julie James
(Desk sex can be very, very good, but it's important to remove the staplers first.)
— Sylvain Reynard
I wanted her body and soul, but body first.
— Philip Sington
The Female Orgasm. The Big O. That elusive, reclusive Loch Ness of the labia. Does it prove the existence of God, or just His twisted sense of humor?
— Kirstie Collins Brote
Legend has it that every new technology is first used for something related to sex or pornography. That seems to be the way of humankind.
— Tim Berners-Lee
But now I want to have sex. Let's do it first.
— Jettie Woodruff
He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he'd dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he'd seen her.
— Nicki Elson
I'm going to be a great film star. That is, if booze and sex don't get me first.
— Jay Presson Allen
Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money.
— Virginia Woolf
Sometimes kissing is better than sex. Especially kissing someone for the first time
— Bert McCracken
God, now she knew what decent men felt like, the disquiet before taking someone for their first time.
— J.R. Ward
Not for the first time Laing reflected that he and his neighbors were eager for trouble as the most effective means of enlarging their sex lives.
— J.G. Ballard
[She] was trading sex for print. She certainly wouldn't be the first woman to do that, now, would she, Nikki Heat?
— Richard Castle
I had sex with Jett because I was attracted to him. Jett hired me because he wanted me. It was lust at first sight.
— J.C. Reed
I'm not really crazy about all this tit-for-tat stuff. I'm always asked to be the one to first give up the tit.
— Karen E. Quinones Miller
I never know the right thing to say, especially during sex. After my first time, I said to the girl, 'That's it, I'm afraid'
— Tom Deacon
Sex was the first dove.
— Parker Tyler
His impulsive buss had been as beautiful as a first kiss to a child. And, she felt, as important.
— Sarah Winter
Patrick Stewart was the first internet sex symbol without hair but pileggi always thought it was him.
— David Duchovny
Whoa, cowboy! I don't have phone sex on the first phone call.
— Carolyn Brown
Have you ever heard of the expression, ladies first"
"Yes"
"Well, it's truer in bed than it is anywhere else. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
"Yes"
"Well, it's truer in bed than it is anywhere else. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
First Embody the Emptiness of Silence
Next Embody the Fullness of Honesty & Love
Thus Be Heaven
Sage Hope (Omid Mankoo) SH ... — Omid Mankoo
Next Embody the Fullness of Honesty & Love
Thus Be Heaven
Sage Hope (Omid Mankoo) SH ... — Omid Mankoo
There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.
— Woody Allen
I remember the first time I had sex. I wore a cape and goggles ... because I didn't know.
— Eugene Mirman
Sex is like the cherry on the top of a sundae, but you need to make the sundae first, if you get my drift.
— Zane
Men are the inferior sex. Adam was made first, and the first effort is always the simpler and cruder one, non? With the second, one refines.
— Loretta Chase
The first two facts which a healthy boy or girl feels about sex are these: first that it is beautiful and then that it is dangerous.
— G.K. Chesterton
The best sex takes place in the mind first
— Jenna Jameson
My first sex scene - and it was with myself.
— Judge Reinhold
Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?
— Alonzo Bodden
Are you kidding? Sex first, then dinner - and I don't have to wear uncomfortable shoes? Sold.
— Amanda Usen
88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A woman can become a man's friend only in the following stages - first an acquantaince, next a mistress, and only then a friend.
— Anton Chekhov
First you're going to get your sweet little ass down from there and bend over the counter while I show you who the fuck is boss around here.
— Alyssa Turner
The strongest factor in conditioning is sex, in the sense that the first thing that a person is really taught is whether they are male or female.
— Frederick Lenz
Justine ......have you ever had sex on the first date?'
'Yes' she said instantly,'No but stay with me annway — Lisa Kleypas
'Yes' she said instantly,'No but stay with me annway — Lisa Kleypas