Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!
— Franklin P. Adams
Your birthday is a special day, May it bring you love and cheer It gives a chance for me to say, Happy birthday every year — Mary Baker Eddy
Happy birthday to Arnold Palmer, who turned 82. That's 41 years iced tea and 41 years lemonade. — Jimmy Fallon
Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap! — Norm MacDonald
You really must stop actingLike a 20-year-old, gold plated
In a midlife crisis
You just graduated
Happy 60th — John Walter Bratton
