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Fey's Quotes By C.L. Wilson: Oh, Ellie, you look beautiful. Like a Fey-tale

Oh, Ellie, you look beautiful. Like a Fey-tale princess. — C.L. Wilson

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: I want to thank my parents for somehow

I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: (When I started at SNL, you could still

(When I started at SNL, you could still smoke in an office building. I might not be young.) I — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Everyone is quiet. Which is the wooooooorst. It's

Everyone is quiet. Which is the wooooooorst. It's scary when a group of people all know instinctively not to joke around. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Red Tash: You know your marriage is in trouble when

You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology. — Red Tash

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: In improv there are no mistakes, only beautiful

In improv there are no mistakes, only beautiful happy accidents. And many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: The topic of working moms is a tap-dance

The topic of working moms is a tap-dance recital in a minefield. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Julie Kagawa: If I made a habit of waiting for

If I made a habit of waiting for an invitation, I'd never get to go anywhere. - Puck — Julie Kagawa

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: My problem with the traditional acting method was

My problem with the traditional acting method was that I never understood what you were supposed to be thinking about when you're onstage. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: I don't have a driver's license. It's just

I don't have a driver's license. It's just one of the many ways in which I am developmentally stunted. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been

Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Boyhood proves that there's still good roles for

Boyhood proves that there's still good roles for women over 40, as long as you get hired when you're under 40. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Either way, everything will be fine, she smiled,

Either way, everything will be fine, she smiled, and for a little while I was pulled out of my anxious, stunted brain cloud. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: [ ... ] things most people do naturally

[ ... ] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Agatha Christie: Fey ... a Scotch word ... It means

Fey ... a Scotch word ... It means the kind of exalted happiness that comes before disaster. You know
it's too good to be true. — Agatha Christie

Fey's Quotes By Alethea Kontis: Your fey cousin here has the miraculous ability

Your fey cousin here has the miraculous ability to hold his liquor
and mine, and yours, and the king's, and half the country's, I expect. — Alethea Kontis

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Will Ferrell is a dangerous man. If he

Will Ferrell is a dangerous man. If he thinks you're in his way in show business, he will crack your head open. He's the Jeff Gillooly of comedy. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: I like to crack the jokes now and

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: You can almost hear people's b-holes tighten. A

You can almost hear people's b-holes tighten. A collective cartoon-mouse squeak of b-hole. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly? — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: When humor works, it works because it's clarifying

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: A book hasn't caused me this much trouble

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Gay people don't actually try to convert people.

Gay people don't actually try to convert people. That's Jehovah's Witnesses you're thinking of. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: What's that you say? None of them want

What's that you say? None of them want that? You are correct. So I spent four years attempting to charm the uninterested. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Was it too much to expect the rest

Was it too much to expect the rest of the world to care about grammar or pay attention to details? — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Q: Is 30 Rock the most racist show

Q: Is 30 Rock the most racist show on television? A: No, in my opinion it's NFL football. Why do they portray all those guys as murderers and rapists? — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: We all mentally prepare ourselves for wrinkles, but

We all mentally prepare ourselves for wrinkles, but wrinkles are not the problem. It's the unexpected grosseries. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: No, that part's not true! That's a joke-lie.

No, that part's not true! That's a joke-lie. I'm not going to lie to you in this story because I want you to know that the rest of it is true. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults

Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Chrys Fey: Every day we live, we are writing our

Every day we live, we are writing our own secret book. — Chrys Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: It's a burden, being able to control situations

It's a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper-vigilance, but it's my lot in life. Some — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: I feel like it's harder to get women

I feel like it's harder to get women to show up for movies. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Why are my arms so weak? It's like

Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing! — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Judah Friedlander: Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow

Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back. — Judah Friedlander

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Photoshop is just like makeup. When it's done

Photoshop is just like makeup. When it's done well it looks great, and when it's overdone you look like a crazy asshole. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Lorne Michaels: The show doesn't go on because it's ready;

The show doesn't go on because it's ready; it goes on because it's 11:30. — Lorne Michaels

Fey's Quotes By Cyndi Goodgame: To know one's future is the single most

To know one's future is the single most destructive way of ending your life before you've lived it. - Altheon (Betrayal- Fey Court Trilogy) — Cyndi Goodgame

Fey's Quotes By C.L. Wilson: I liveI fightI bleedI die For love.I am

I live
I fight
I bleed
I die
For love.
I am Fey"

~I am Fey, a warrior's poem by Evanaris vel Bahr — C.L. Wilson

Fey's Quotes By Andrea Cremer: I think a platform is missing its go-go

I think a platform is missing its go-go dancer, Sabine. Fey's brutal tone cut through our courtesies. — Andrea Cremer

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing

The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It's not forbidden anymore. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: I don't like my feet. I'm not crazy

I don't like my feet. I'm not crazy about anybody's feet. But I have flat feet. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: It doesn't matter if it's a school play

It doesn't matter if it's a school play or a dumb TV show. It's your work. You should care about it so much that people get annoyed with you. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Julie Kagawa: Shopping is just another form of hunting. All

Shopping is just another form of hunting. All fey are hunters, whether they admit it or not. It's in our nature, pet, nothing unnatural about it. — Julie Kagawa

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: The thing that always fascinated me about improv

The thing that always fascinated me about improv is that it's basically a happy accident that you think you're initiating. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: I think the philosophy will continue to be

I think the philosophy will continue to be what it always was; which was, let's keep throwing a bunch of things at the wall, and see what sticks. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: I really like John McCain. He's an awesome

I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a McCain-Giuliani "rage" ticket. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: It's like being a little kid again, parading

It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Never tell a crazy person he's crazy.

Never tell a crazy person he's crazy. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: It's harder to make something good when you

It's harder to make something good when you can't curse all the time. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: You've gotta stop calling each sl*ts and wh*r*s.

You've gotta stop calling each sl*ts and wh*r*s. That just makes it more okay for GUYS to call you sl*ts and wh*r*s. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Sometimes people expect that I'm going to be

Sometimes people expect that I'm going to be tough. It's not a bad situation. People treat you better. People are on time. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: In an attempt to make things easier for

In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history's worst decisions [ ... ]. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Yves Fey: It made him hope that the soul existed,

It made him hope that the soul existed, so it could be damned. — Yves Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Gravity": "It's the story of how George Clooney

Gravity": "It's the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: I don't like a tremendous amount of conflict.

I don't like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don't think that fighting and passion are the same thing. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: I believe in process. I believe that having

I believe in process. I believe that having a really difficult process is more valuable than a good outcome. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Maybe we women gravitate toward comedy because it

Maybe we women gravitate toward comedy because it is a socially acceptable way to break rules and a release from our daily life. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Children and Jimmy Carter ruin your best laid

Children and Jimmy Carter ruin your best laid plans. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Seriously, I've just realized that almost everyone is

Seriously, I've just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: THERE ARE NO MISTAKES, only opportunities.

THERE ARE NO MISTAKES, only opportunities. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: I really love cursing a lot. But as

I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it's a little unseemly for women of a certain age. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: If these two are tired of having sex

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: If you're going to expend energy being mad

If you're going to expend energy being mad about Photoshop, you'll also have to be mad about earrings. No one's ears are that sparkly! — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: It's no more dangerous to society than a

It's no more dangerous to society than a radio broadcast of The War of the Worlds. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater: What God has made, let not Fey eviscerate,

What God has made, let not Fey eviscerate, Aodhan noted. — Maggie Stiefvater

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: It is a testament to my parents that

It is a testament to my parents that they never reacted negatively to the four-year-long pride parade that marched through their house. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Julie Kagawa: Oh were playing nice now?" Puck remained seated,

Oh were playing nice now?" Puck remained seated, looking anything but compliant. "Shall we have tea first? Brew a nice pot of kiss-my-a*s? — Julie Kagawa

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: There are never fewer than eight Tracey Ullman

There are never fewer than eight Tracey Ullman characters in any NYC nail salon at any given time. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Twitter seems like a busman's holiday: just more

Twitter seems like a busman's holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I'll just stick with my 24/7 webcam. I'm old-fashioned that way. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: And I can see Russia from my house.

And I can see Russia from my house. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: You all have got to stop calling each

You all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It only makes it okay for guys to call you sluts and whores. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Quentin Tarantino is here, star of all my

Quentin Tarantino is here, star of all my sexual nightmares. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Gabriel Brunsdon: The word 'weird' is never spoken or thought

The word 'weird' is never spoken or thought of by the Fey, as to them there is nothing very strange when you take it as it is. — Gabriel Brunsdon

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Your characters should be as smart as you

Your characters should be as smart as you are, if not smarter. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my

Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body's totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: When hiring, mix Harvard Nerds with Chicago Improvisers

When hiring, mix Harvard Nerds with Chicago Improvisers and stir. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: I'm more of a writer than an actor,

I'm more of a writer than an actor, and I used to say that I'm mostly an improviser, though I haven't improvised in awhile. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Amy Poehler and I have been friends for

Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: But if you have an opinion, please feel

But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: I really wasn't heavy in high school. But

I really wasn't heavy in high school. But no one feels right in their own skin, particularly in high school. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Julie Kagawa: Everyone says the Summer Queen is stunning, beautiful,

Everyone says the Summer Queen is stunning,
beautiful, absolutely captivating. Yeah, I guess she is,
but so is a volcanic eruption — Julie Kagawa

Fey's Quotes By Chrys Fey: This is a little secret that all writers

This is a little secret that all writers share: We have two lives; the one we live on Earth and the one we live in our books. — Chrys Fey

Fey's Quotes By Sarah J. Maas: Say it," I gritted out."The High Lord of

Say it," I gritted out.
"The High Lord of the Night Court is your mate. — Sarah J. Maas

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: When you go into something where you can

When you go into something where you can really trust that everyone has thought about it, more than you have even, then that's like a gift. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved

This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved for popes and drag queens — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: To say I'm an overrated troll, when you

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Emma Bull: I've told you that I'm a tricksy wight,

I've told you that I'm a tricksy wight, and I am, my sweet. But there are those in the Seelie Court who would make me seem a very perfect knight. — Emma Bull

Fey's Quotes By Janeane Garofalo: Tina Fey is part of a generation of

Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film. — Janeane Garofalo

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Most of the time you're too busy to

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: Am I just chasing it because it's the

Am I just chasing it because it's the hardest thing for me to get and I want to prove I can do it? — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: The sketch should lead the cutting pattern, which

The sketch should lead the cutting pattern, which is to say content should dictate style, which is to say that in TV the writer is king. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: We are attempting to pro-activate the community by

We are attempting to pro-activate the community by utilizing a series of directives intended to maximate communicative agreeance. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: I don't enjoy any kind of danger or

I don't enjoy any kind of danger or volatility. I don't have that kind of 'I love the bad guys' thing. No, no thank you. I like nice people. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: I still want Oprah to play my best

I still want Oprah to play my best friend. I want to spend time with Oprah. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: In my experience, the hardest thing about having

In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone "come out" to you is the "pretending to be surprised" part. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Dean Winters: Tina Fey is the most caring woman I've

Tina Fey is the most caring woman I've worked with in this business. — Dean Winters

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: To this day, all I know is there

To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely like the Texas Longhorns logo. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: I'm married, you know. I love my husband

I'm married, you know. I love my husband and I have a child. — Tina Fey

Fey's Quotes By Tina Fey: I learned quickly that trying to force Country

I learned quickly that trying to force Country Folk to love the Big City is like telling your gay cousin, You just haven't met the right girl yet. — Tina Fey