Oh, Ellie, you look beautiful. Like a Fey-tale princess.
— C.L. Wilson
(When I started at SNL, you could still smoke in an office building. I might not be young.) I
— Tina Fey
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Fey ... a Scotch word ... It means the kind of exalted happiness that comes before disaster. You knowit's too good to be true. — Agatha Christie
This is a little secret that all writers share: We have two lives; the one we live on Earth and the one we live in our books. — Chrys Fey
I'm more of a writer than an actor, and I used to say that I'm mostly an improviser, though I haven't improvised in awhile. — Tina Fey
When hiring, mix Harvard Nerds with Chicago Improvisers and stir. — Tina Fey
Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body's totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City. — Tina Fey
Your characters should be as smart as you are, if not smarter. — Tina Fey
The word 'weird' is never spoken or thought of by the Fey, as to them there is nothing very strange when you take it as it is. — Gabriel Brunsdon
Quentin Tarantino is here, star of all my sexual nightmares. — Tina Fey
You all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It only makes it okay for guys to call you sluts and whores. — Tina Fey
And I can see Russia from my house. — Tina Fey
Twitter seems like a busman's holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I'll just stick with my 24/7 webcam. I'm old-fashioned that way. — Tina Fey
There are never fewer than eight Tracey Ullman characters in any NYC nail salon at any given time. — Tina Fey
I don't like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don't think that fighting and passion are the same thing. — Tina Fey
It is a testament to my parents that they never reacted negatively to the four-year-long pride parade that marched through their house. — Tina Fey
What God has made, let not Fey eviscerate, Aodhan noted. — Maggie Stiefvater
It's no more dangerous to society than a radio broadcast of The War of the Worlds. — Tina Fey
If you're going to expend energy being mad about Photoshop, you'll also have to be mad about earrings. No one's ears are that sparkly! — Tina Fey
If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey
I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it's a little unseemly for women of a certain age. — Tina Fey
THERE ARE NO MISTAKES, only opportunities. — Tina Fey
Seriously, I've just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it. — Tina Fey
Children and Jimmy Carter ruin your best laid plans. — Tina Fey
Maybe we women gravitate toward comedy because it is a socially acceptable way to break rules and a release from our daily life. — Tina Fey
I believe in process. I believe that having a really difficult process is more valuable than a good outcome. — Tina Fey
Oh were playing nice now?" Puck remained seated, looking anything but compliant. "Shall we have tea first? Brew a nice pot of kiss-my-a*s? — Julie Kagawa
I learned quickly that trying to force Country Folk to love the Big City is like telling your gay cousin, You just haven't met the right girl yet. — Tina Fey
I'm married, you know. I love my husband and I have a child. — Tina Fey
To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely like the Texas Longhorns logo. — Tina Fey
Tina Fey is the most caring woman I've worked with in this business. — Dean Winters
In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone "come out" to you is the "pretending to be surprised" part. — Tina Fey
I still want Oprah to play my best friend. I want to spend time with Oprah. — Tina Fey
I don't enjoy any kind of danger or volatility. I don't have that kind of 'I love the bad guys' thing. No, no thank you. I like nice people. — Tina Fey
We are attempting to pro-activate the community by utilizing a series of directives intended to maximate communicative agreeance. — Tina Fey
The sketch should lead the cutting pattern, which is to say content should dictate style, which is to say that in TV the writer is king. — Tina Fey
Am I just chasing it because it's the hardest thing for me to get and I want to prove I can do it? — Tina Fey
Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything. — Tina Fey
I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey. — Tina Fey
Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film. — Janeane Garofalo
I've told you that I'm a tricksy wight, and I am, my sweet. But there are those in the Seelie Court who would make me seem a very perfect knight. — Emma Bull
To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. — Tina Fey
This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved for popes and drag queens — Tina Fey
When you go into something where you can really trust that everyone has thought about it, more than you have even, then that's like a gift. — Tina Fey
Say it," I gritted out."The High Lord of the Night Court is your mate. — Sarah J. Maas
It made him hope that the soul existed, so it could be damned. — Yves Fey
Everyone says the Summer Queen is stunning, beautiful, absolutely captivating. Yeah, I guess she is,
but so is a volcanic eruption — Julie Kagawa
I really wasn't heavy in high school. But no one feels right in their own skin, particularly in high school. — Tina Fey
But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. — Tina Fey
Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool. — Tina Fey
Was it too much to expect the rest of the world to care about grammar or pay attention to details? — Tina Fey
What's that you say? None of them want that? You are correct. So I spent four years attempting to charm the uninterested. — Tina Fey
It's a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper-vigilance, but it's my lot in life. Some — Tina Fey
Every day we live, we are writing our own secret book. — Chrys Fey
Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet. — Tina Fey
No, that part's not true! That's a joke-lie. I'm not going to lie to you in this story because I want you to know that the rest of it is true. — Tina Fey
We all mentally prepare ourselves for wrinkles, but wrinkles are not the problem. It's the unexpected grosseries. — Tina Fey
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. — Tina Fey
Gay people don't actually try to convert people. That's Jehovah's Witnesses you're thinking of. — Tina Fey
A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory — Tina Fey
When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. — Tina Fey
Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly? — Tina Fey
You can almost hear people's b-holes tighten. A collective cartoon-mouse squeak of b-hole. — Tina Fey
Your fey cousin here has the miraculous ability to hold his liquorand mine, and yours, and the king's, and half the country's, I expect. — Alethea Kontis
Will Ferrell is a dangerous man. If he thinks you're in his way in show business, he will crack your head open. He's the Jeff Gillooly of comedy. — Tina Fey
The thing that always fascinated me about improv is that it's basically a happy accident that you think you're initiating. — Tina Fey
Gravity": "It's the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age. — Tina Fey
Q: Is 30 Rock the most racist show on television? A: No, in my opinion it's NFL football. Why do they portray all those guys as murderers and rapists? — Tina Fey
In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history's worst decisions [ ... ]. — Tina Fey
Sometimes people expect that I'm going to be tough. It's not a bad situation. People treat you better. People are on time. — Tina Fey
You've gotta stop calling each sl*ts and wh*r*s. That just makes it more okay for GUYS to call you sl*ts and wh*r*s. — Tina Fey
It's harder to make something good when you can't curse all the time. — Tina Fey
Never tell a crazy person he's crazy. — Tina Fey
It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific. — Tina Fey
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a McCain-Giuliani "rage" ticket. — Tina Fey
I think the philosophy will continue to be what it always was; which was, let's keep throwing a bunch of things at the wall, and see what sticks. — Tina Fey
I feel like it's harder to get women to show up for movies. — Tina Fey
Shopping is just another form of hunting. All fey are hunters, whether they admit it or not. It's in our nature, pet, nothing unnatural about it. — Julie Kagawa
It doesn't matter if it's a school play or a dumb TV show. It's your work. You should care about it so much that people get annoyed with you. — Tina Fey
I don't like my feet. I'm not crazy about anybody's feet. But I have flat feet. — Tina Fey
The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It's not forbidden anymore. — Tina Fey
I think a platform is missing its go-go dancer, Sabine. Fey's brutal tone cut through our courtesies. — Andrea Cremer
I liveI fight
I bleed
I die
For love.
I am Fey"
~I am Fey, a warrior's poem by Evanaris vel Bahr — C.L. Wilson
To know one's future is the single most destructive way of ending your life before you've lived it. - Altheon (Betrayal- Fey Court Trilogy) — Cyndi Goodgame
The show doesn't go on because it's ready; it goes on because it's 11:30. — Lorne Michaels
Photoshop is just like makeup. When it's done well it looks great, and when it's overdone you look like a crazy asshole. — Tina Fey
Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back. — Judah Friedlander
Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing! — Tina Fey
