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Oh, Ellie, you look beautiful. Like a Fey-tale princess. — C.L. Wilson

I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities. — Tina Fey

(When I started at SNL, you could still smoke in an office building. I might not be young.) I — Tina Fey

Everyone is quiet. Which is the wooooooorst. It's scary when a group of people all know instinctively not to joke around. — Tina Fey

You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology. — Red Tash

In improv there are no mistakes, only beautiful happy accidents. And many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. — Tina Fey

The topic of working moms is a tap-dance recital in a minefield. — Tina Fey

If I made a habit of waiting for an invitation, I'd never get to go anywhere. - Puck — Julie Kagawa

My problem with the traditional acting method was that I never understood what you were supposed to be thinking about when you're onstage. — Tina Fey

I don't have a driver's license. It's just one of the many ways in which I am developmentally stunted. — Tina Fey

Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox. — Tina Fey

Boyhood proves that there's still good roles for women over 40, as long as you get hired when you're under 40. — Tina Fey

Either way, everything will be fine, she smiled, and for a little while I was pulled out of my anxious, stunted brain cloud. — Tina Fey

[ ... ] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey

Fey ... a Scotch word ... It means the kind of exalted happiness that comes before disaster. You know
it's too good to be true. — Agatha Christie

Your fey cousin here has the miraculous ability to hold his liquor
and mine, and yours, and the king's, and half the country's, I expect. — Alethea Kontis

Will Ferrell is a dangerous man. If he thinks you're in his way in show business, he will crack your head open. He's the Jeff Gillooly of comedy. — Tina Fey

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. — Tina Fey

You can almost hear people's b-holes tighten. A collective cartoon-mouse squeak of b-hole. — Tina Fey

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly? — Tina Fey

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. — Tina Fey

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory — Tina Fey

Gay people don't actually try to convert people. That's Jehovah's Witnesses you're thinking of. — Tina Fey

What's that you say? None of them want that? You are correct. So I spent four years attempting to charm the uninterested. — Tina Fey

Was it too much to expect the rest of the world to care about grammar or pay attention to details? — Tina Fey

Q: Is 30 Rock the most racist show on television? A: No, in my opinion it's NFL football. Why do they portray all those guys as murderers and rapists? — Tina Fey

We all mentally prepare ourselves for wrinkles, but wrinkles are not the problem. It's the unexpected grosseries. — Tina Fey

No, that part's not true! That's a joke-lie. I'm not going to lie to you in this story because I want you to know that the rest of it is true. — Tina Fey

Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet. — Tina Fey

Every day we live, we are writing our own secret book. — Chrys Fey

It's a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper-vigilance, but it's my lot in life. Some — Tina Fey

I feel like it's harder to get women to show up for movies. — Tina Fey

Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing! — Tina Fey

Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back. — Judah Friedlander

Photoshop is just like makeup. When it's done well it looks great, and when it's overdone you look like a crazy asshole. — Tina Fey

The show doesn't go on because it's ready; it goes on because it's 11:30. — Lorne Michaels

To know one's future is the single most destructive way of ending your life before you've lived it. - Altheon (Betrayal- Fey Court Trilogy) — Cyndi Goodgame

I live
I fight
I bleed
I die
For love.
I am Fey"

~I am Fey, a warrior's poem by Evanaris vel Bahr — C.L. Wilson

I think a platform is missing its go-go dancer, Sabine. Fey's brutal tone cut through our courtesies. — Andrea Cremer

The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It's not forbidden anymore. — Tina Fey

I don't like my feet. I'm not crazy about anybody's feet. But I have flat feet. — Tina Fey

It doesn't matter if it's a school play or a dumb TV show. It's your work. You should care about it so much that people get annoyed with you. — Tina Fey

Shopping is just another form of hunting. All fey are hunters, whether they admit it or not. It's in our nature, pet, nothing unnatural about it. — Julie Kagawa

The thing that always fascinated me about improv is that it's basically a happy accident that you think you're initiating. — Tina Fey

I think the philosophy will continue to be what it always was; which was, let's keep throwing a bunch of things at the wall, and see what sticks. — Tina Fey

I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a McCain-Giuliani "rage" ticket. — Tina Fey

It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific. — Tina Fey

Never tell a crazy person he's crazy. — Tina Fey

It's harder to make something good when you can't curse all the time. — Tina Fey

You've gotta stop calling each sl*ts and wh*r*s. That just makes it more okay for GUYS to call you sl*ts and wh*r*s. — Tina Fey

Sometimes people expect that I'm going to be tough. It's not a bad situation. People treat you better. People are on time. — Tina Fey

In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history's worst decisions [ ... ]. — Tina Fey

It made him hope that the soul existed, so it could be damned. — Yves Fey

Gravity": "It's the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age. — Tina Fey

I don't like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don't think that fighting and passion are the same thing. — Tina Fey

I believe in process. I believe that having a really difficult process is more valuable than a good outcome. — Tina Fey

Maybe we women gravitate toward comedy because it is a socially acceptable way to break rules and a release from our daily life. — Tina Fey

Children and Jimmy Carter ruin your best laid plans. — Tina Fey

Seriously, I've just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it. — Tina Fey

THERE ARE NO MISTAKES, only opportunities. — Tina Fey

I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it's a little unseemly for women of a certain age. — Tina Fey

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey

If you're going to expend energy being mad about Photoshop, you'll also have to be mad about earrings. No one's ears are that sparkly! — Tina Fey

It's no more dangerous to society than a radio broadcast of The War of the Worlds. — Tina Fey

What God has made, let not Fey eviscerate, Aodhan noted. — Maggie Stiefvater

It is a testament to my parents that they never reacted negatively to the four-year-long pride parade that marched through their house. — Tina Fey

Oh were playing nice now?" Puck remained seated, looking anything but compliant. "Shall we have tea first? Brew a nice pot of kiss-my-a*s? — Julie Kagawa

There are never fewer than eight Tracey Ullman characters in any NYC nail salon at any given time. — Tina Fey

Twitter seems like a busman's holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I'll just stick with my 24/7 webcam. I'm old-fashioned that way. — Tina Fey

And I can see Russia from my house. — Tina Fey

You all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It only makes it okay for guys to call you sluts and whores. — Tina Fey

Quentin Tarantino is here, star of all my sexual nightmares. — Tina Fey

The word 'weird' is never spoken or thought of by the Fey, as to them there is nothing very strange when you take it as it is. — Gabriel Brunsdon

Your characters should be as smart as you are, if not smarter. — Tina Fey

Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body's totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City. — Tina Fey

When hiring, mix Harvard Nerds with Chicago Improvisers and stir. — Tina Fey

I'm more of a writer than an actor, and I used to say that I'm mostly an improviser, though I haven't improvised in awhile. — Tina Fey

Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything. — Tina Fey

But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. — Tina Fey

I really wasn't heavy in high school. But no one feels right in their own skin, particularly in high school. — Tina Fey

Everyone says the Summer Queen is stunning,
beautiful, absolutely captivating. Yeah, I guess she is,
but so is a volcanic eruption — Julie Kagawa

This is a little secret that all writers share: We have two lives; the one we live on Earth and the one we live in our books. — Chrys Fey

Say it," I gritted out.
"The High Lord of the Night Court is your mate. — Sarah J. Maas

When you go into something where you can really trust that everyone has thought about it, more than you have even, then that's like a gift. — Tina Fey

This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved for popes and drag queens — Tina Fey

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. — Tina Fey

I've told you that I'm a tricksy wight, and I am, my sweet. But there are those in the Seelie Court who would make me seem a very perfect knight. — Emma Bull

Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film. — Janeane Garofalo

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey. — Tina Fey

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool. — Tina Fey

Am I just chasing it because it's the hardest thing for me to get and I want to prove I can do it? — Tina Fey

The sketch should lead the cutting pattern, which is to say content should dictate style, which is to say that in TV the writer is king. — Tina Fey

We are attempting to pro-activate the community by utilizing a series of directives intended to maximate communicative agreeance. — Tina Fey

I don't enjoy any kind of danger or volatility. I don't have that kind of 'I love the bad guys' thing. No, no thank you. I like nice people. — Tina Fey

I still want Oprah to play my best friend. I want to spend time with Oprah. — Tina Fey

In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone "come out" to you is the "pretending to be surprised" part. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey is the most caring woman I've worked with in this business. — Dean Winters

To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely like the Texas Longhorns logo. — Tina Fey

I'm married, you know. I love my husband and I have a child. — Tina Fey

I learned quickly that trying to force Country Folk to love the Big City is like telling your gay cousin, You just haven't met the right girl yet. — Tina Fey