Eric Morecambe Quotes

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden. — Eric Morecambe

I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup. — Eric Morecambe

I get airsick just licking an airmail stamp. — Eric Morecambe

I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order. — Eric Morecambe

The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero. — Dawn French

Together with script writers Syd green and Dick Hills, we worked on the comedy ideas for this series. — Eric Morecambe