English Humor Quotes
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English Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Humor is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious.
— Malcolm Muggeridge
Despite centuries of English literature, the most famous split infinitive in all of history comes from Star Trek.
— R. Curtis Venture
It takes a thorough knowledge of the English language to effectively abuse it.
— Charlene Vermeulen
The East End of Glasgow is like the Olympics. Lots of foriegners in tracksuits struggling to speak English.
— Frankie Boyle
You mustn't let men drive you to mangling the English language, no matter how sweet they are.
— Marisa De Los Santos
English is my second language. Laughter is my first.
— Paul Krassner
What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said "no-no!", forgot the "o" and decided to become a nun!
— Ana Claudia Antunes
I escape disaster by writing a poem with a joke in it:The past, present, and future walk into a bar - it was tense. — Kelli Russell Agodon
I wondered how a man ever got an English girl into bed. What did they do with her hockey stick?
— James A. Michener
The British and Americans are two people separated by a common language.
— George Bernard Shaw
Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.
— David Cross
We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.
— Robin Williams
The English, by and large, being a crass and indolent race, were not as keen on burning women as other countries in Europe.
— Terry Pratchett
French name, English accent, American school. Anna confused.
— Stephanie Perkins
To read makes our speaking English good.
— Joss Whedon
Suddenly, she employed those very English weapons: devious good manners and a rapid change of subject.
— Patricia Duncker
Our English monarchs are so unimaginative," said Eldric. "They execute people in such tediously conventional ways.
— Franny Billingsley
The English winter is long, cold and wet, just like the English summer
— Benny Bellamacina
There are those lunatic people who always prophesy the end of the world. I belong to them.
— Angela Kiss
Speak in French when you can't think of the English for a thingturn your toes out when you walk
And remember who you are! — Lewis Carroll
It's my job as best friend to make sure he's not a serial killer. Or an English major, not sure which one's worse.
— Shelly Crane
If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler
— Benny Bellamacina
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
— Robert Benchley
Which brings us to the least sexy word in the English language, kids," Dad said, kicking back in his chair. "Inbreeding. Avoid it.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
Dejardins was so stunned, he momentarily forgot how to speak English. Ce n'est pas possible. On ne pourrait pas-
— Rick Riordan
I speak two languages: English and Sarcasm.
— Don Rittner
Its a perfectly good face, Sparhawk.""It covers the front of my head. What else can you expect from a face? — David Eddings
It's fascinating. You know all these words, and they're all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don't make any sense.
— Cassandra Clare
Where's our teacher?" "Probably getting it on with the English teacher."
- Alex Gold and Mike Wilson — R.J. Morse, R.J. Brookes
English humor resembles the Loch Ness Monster in that both are famous but there is a strong suspicion that neither exists.
— George Mikes
