Earl Wilson Quotes
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Earl Wilson Quotes & Sayings
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I shall not say why and how I became, at the age of fifteen, the mistress of the Earl of Craven.
— Harriette Wilson
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
— Earl Wilson
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
— Earl Wilson
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
— Earl Wilson
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.
— Earl Wilson
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
— Earl Wilson
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
— Earl Wilson
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
— Earl Wilson
Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.
— Earl Wilson
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
— Earl Wilson
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
— Earl Wilson
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
— Earl Wilson
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
— Earl Wilson
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
— Earl Wilson
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
— Earl Wilson
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.
— Earl Wilson
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.
— Earl Wilson
