Dude Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Dude

Dude Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Dude quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Dude Quotes By J.C. Lillis: Dude, can I have your pickle?

Dude, can I have your pickle? — J.C. Lillis

Dude Quotes By Jess Walter: Bit yells, Homeless Hungry? Dude, I invented Homeless

Bit yells, Homeless Hungry? Dude, I invented Homeless Hungry. The kid just waves. — Jess Walter

Dude Quotes By Anonymous: That's right, dude. He got a snake for

That's right, dude. He got a snake for his snake. — Anonymous

Dude Quotes By MaryJanice Davidson: Also,I loathe it when you refer to me

Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude Eric Sinclair to Betsy — MaryJanice Davidson

Dude Quotes By Lynn Hagen: Look dude, no humping the redhead until we

Look dude, no humping the redhead until we see if the rabbit dies. — Lynn Hagen

Dude Quotes By Lauren Gilley: Dude," Mercy said. "I will fold you up

Dude," Mercy said. "I will fold you up and stuff you in this beer pitcher." "But — Lauren Gilley

Dude Quotes By Lynn Kelling: Frantically, he scans the room, settling on the

Frantically, he scans the room, settling on the closet.
Brayden sighs, 'Seriously, dude? Must we live the cliche?' — Lynn Kelling

Dude Quotes By Kyle Patrick: Dude, what the heck?????, That's awesome!!!!!

Dude, what the heck?????, That's awesome!!!!! — Kyle Patrick

Dude Quotes By Prince: God's a funky little dude because everyone's looking

God's a funky little dude because everyone's looking for Him and no one can find Him. — Prince

Dude Quotes By Lisa Leslie: Manu Ginobili is just a baller dude.

Manu Ginobili is just a baller dude. — Lisa Leslie

Dude Quotes By Eugene Levy: I don't believe I've ever played a hip

I don't believe I've ever played a hip dude. I don't think I would have the wherewithal to do that. — Eugene Levy

Dude Quotes By Joseph Gordon-Levitt: I was a sort of serious little dude

I was a sort of serious little dude - snobby. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Dude Quotes By Beanie Sigel: You don't need Beanie Sigel in the building

You don't need Beanie Sigel in the building with a pre-perception that this crazy dude might do anything. — Beanie Sigel

Dude Quotes By Samantha Young: Dude, your girlfriend is so far past high

Dude, your girlfriend is so far past high maintenance even the janitor quit. — Samantha Young

Dude Quotes By Tyler, The Creator: I'm a pretty nice dude. I have fun,

I'm a pretty nice dude. I have fun, and people take it the wrong way. — Tyler, The Creator

Dude Quotes By A&E Kirk: Logan looked up at the big guy. "Do

Logan looked up at the big guy. "Do you ever hear yourself?" Blake beamed. "I'm my biggest fan." "Your only fan," Ayden said. "Hurtful, dude. — A&E Kirk

Dude Quotes By Ginger Scott: Dude, socks. If you just wore socks, this

Dude, socks. If you just wore socks, this wouldn't have happened. — Ginger Scott

Dude Quotes By Devin The Dude: He don't debate he concentrate on survivin'He don't

He don't debate he concentrate on survivin'
He don't like to drive if he's been drinkin'
But he'll drink while he's drivin'
He's the dude — Devin The Dude

Dude Quotes By Miles Davis: I don't care if a dude is purple

I don't care if a dude is purple with green breath as long as he can swing. — Miles Davis

Dude Quotes By Nanae Chrono: Dude slapped me and then walked away!

Dude slapped me and then walked away! — Nanae Chrono

Dude Quotes By Elle Kennedy: No way, dude. Chicks appreciate a nice cock

No way, dude. Chicks appreciate a nice cock shot. Trust me. — Elle Kennedy

Dude Quotes By Tymber Dalton: This isn't exactly a conversation two guys have

This isn't exactly a conversation two guys have over coffee. 'Hey, dude, how well does your wife shave your balls? — Tymber Dalton

Dude Quotes By J.R. Rain: The dude who didn't seem to care that

The dude who didn't seem to care that he smelled like wide-open ass. — J.R. Rain

Dude Quotes By Taylor Swift: Dude, my hair is like an architectural structure.

Dude, my hair is like an architectural structure. It's like ... a building. — Taylor Swift

Dude Quotes By Amy Schumer: Isn't it funny that they say most girls

Isn't it funny that they say most girls have daddy issues, when really, every dude does? — Amy Schumer

Dude Quotes By Kirstie Alley: I always feel like there is some dude

I always feel like there is some dude out there with money that I could fall back on if I needed to. — Kirstie Alley

Dude Quotes By John Green: Dude, pillows don't break. Try something that breaks.

Dude, pillows don't break. Try something that breaks. — John Green

Dude Quotes By S.C. Stephens: Dude, he's Australian...not a pirate.

Dude, he's Australian...not a pirate. — S.C. Stephens

Dude Quotes By Vishal Daryanani: Dude im starting to think that life is

Dude im starting to think that life is very unfair — Vishal Daryanani

Dude Quotes By Jason Myers: Yo, dude. That shit might be cool on

Yo, dude. That shit might be cool on Saved By The Bell but not in real life. — Jason Myers

Dude Quotes By Dave Grohl: Mick Fleetwood was one of my first interviews.

Mick Fleetwood was one of my first interviews. And if you've ever talked to that dude, he's the sweetest guy in the world - he's just a trip. — Dave Grohl

Dude Quotes By Jenn Cooksey: Picture Bigfoot with tits, dude ... she was

Picture Bigfoot with tits, dude ... she was fuckin' grisly. — Jenn Cooksey

Dude Quotes By Demetri Martin: I was in my friends garage, and he

I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" — Demetri Martin

Dude Quotes By K. Bromberg: Welcome to the estrogen vortex, dude, where mindfucks

Welcome to the estrogen vortex, dude, where mindfucks are the norm and understanding them is as common as a fucking unicorn in your front yard. — K. Bromberg

Dude Quotes By James MacDonald: Wake up, dude! It's not about who you

Wake up, dude! It's not about who you are. It's all about who God is. — James MacDonald

Dude Quotes By DMX: I been the same dude my whole life.

I been the same dude my whole life. — DMX

Dude Quotes By Anonymous: Wolf came up with a handful of salt,

Wolf came up with a handful of salt, and with an apologetic grimace at his cousin, he warned, I'm gonna salt you, dude. — Anonymous

Dude Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: Oh God, I was head over heels, drowning

Oh God, I was head over heels, drowning underwater, in love with Ren- with Renald Owens. I was in love with a dude whose real name was Renald. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Dude Quotes By CeeLo Green: I could never be homophobic in any kind

I could never be homophobic in any kind of way, dude. I'm such a free bird. — CeeLo Green

Dude Quotes By Colleen Hoover: Random Dude just put his lips in my

Random Dude just put his lips in my hair. What. Is going. On. — Colleen Hoover

Dude Quotes By Mantissa Etherbright: Dude, if you stare at me any longer

Dude, if you stare at me any longer you'll end up as a twisted character in my wife's next novel. — Mantissa Etherbright

Dude Quotes By Ice-T: My father's family came from Virginia and Philadelphia.

My father's family came from Virginia and Philadelphia. He wasn't a brother who talked a lot. He was a workingman, a quiet, blue-collar dude. — Ice-T

Dude Quotes By Ken Kesey: The Republican consciousness has no integrity and it

The Republican consciousness has no integrity and it falls apart once you check it out. If you're a Christian, why would you want to fry this dude? — Ken Kesey

Dude Quotes By Teagan Hunter: are you still talking to yourself! T Swift

are you still talking to yourself! T Swift that shit and shake it off, dude! — Teagan Hunter

Dude Quotes By Dick Gregory: I never believed in Santa Claus because I

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. — Dick Gregory

Dude Quotes By Graham Yost: My first real showbiz job was on a

My first real showbiz job was on a Nickelodeon show called 'Hey, Dude.' That was my first real paid scriptwriting job. — Graham Yost

Dude Quotes By Greg Behrendt: There are three kinda men in the world.

There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback. — Greg Behrendt

Dude Quotes By Chris Lynch: The stupidity of a well-placed "dude" can really

The stupidity of a well-placed "dude" can really defuse a situation — Chris Lynch

Dude Quotes By Lorelei James: Dude, he's got that mean, squinty Clint Eastwood

Dude, he's got that mean, squinty Clint Eastwood stare that's scary as shit.[Bailey] — Lorelei James

Dude Quotes By Gabriel Iglesias: Drinking can bring out a dude that has

Drinking can bring out a dude that has some issues. — Gabriel Iglesias

Dude Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just

I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!" — Mitch Hedberg

Dude Quotes By Joe Teti: Usually guys with your skill set like to

Usually guys with your skill set like to eat bugs; I don't get that dude. — Joe Teti

Dude Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I saw a seagull hanging out by a

I saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, "Don't worry, Dude. I won't say anything." — Mitch Hedberg

Dude Quotes By Tony Oller: I'm a quirky dude, man.

I'm a quirky dude, man. — Tony Oller

Dude Quotes By Stephen Baldwin: Not a lot of individuals get to refer

Not a lot of individuals get to refer to the Lord in their prayers as 'Dude', but he's doing a new thing with me. — Stephen Baldwin

Dude Quotes By Bella Jeanisse: You write your best music when you're dealing

You write your best music when you're dealing with something. Get it out, dude. — Bella Jeanisse

Dude Quotes By Shvonne Latrice: I was no longer looking for a good

I was no longer looking for a good dude, because they all turned out the same. — Shvonne Latrice

Dude Quotes By Noah Child: That dude's as guilty as a baby with

That dude's as guilty as a baby with a soggy diaper! — Noah Child

Dude Quotes By John Knudsvig: Dude's got a look on his face like

Dude's got a look on his face like somebody just shoved a sweet-tart up his ass. — John Knudsvig

Dude Quotes By R.S. Grey: Dude! If you scream in my ear again

Dude! If you scream in my ear again I will punch you in the uterus. — R.S. Grey

Dude Quotes By Joe Teti: Move with a purpose dude.

Move with a purpose dude. — Joe Teti

Dude Quotes By Ta-Nehisi Coates: There isn't a dude outside my dad who

There isn't a dude outside my dad who had greater influence on my life. — Ta-Nehisi Coates

Dude Quotes By Weyes Blood: I'm not a dogmatic Christian and I don't

I'm not a dogmatic Christian and I don't believe in the Bible literally, but I realized that Jesus is basically a very Zen dude. — Weyes Blood

Dude Quotes By Young Jeezy: A lot of people question how talented I

A lot of people question how talented I am. But I'm a real dude and I know real things and I've seen real people get their head blown off. — Young Jeezy

Dude Quotes By Jay McLean: Lachlan: "why are you crying, pretty girl?"Logan: "

Lachlan: "why are you crying, pretty girl?"
Logan: " Dude, you're always stealing my game — Jay McLean

Dude Quotes By Stacey O'Neale: Dude, we both know it's only going to

Dude, we both know it's only going to get worse. You're like a ticking sex bomb. — Stacey O'Neale

Dude Quotes By Thea Harrison: Well, Dude," said Khalil, "sometimes you just have

Well, Dude," said Khalil, "sometimes you just have to get over shit — Thea Harrison

Dude Quotes By Tere Michaels: Dude, nonsense is actually afraid of you, that's

Dude, nonsense is actually afraid of you, that's how no-nonsense you are. — Tere Michaels

Dude Quotes By Thomm Quackenbush: Summer flings always seemed amazing in movies, though

Summer flings always seemed amazing in movies, though that might be because the leading man did not ever call his romantic interest dude. — Thomm Quackenbush

Dude Quotes By Lee Davidson: Dude, it's mind control. That's got to be

Dude, it's mind control. That's got to be the best superpower ever! — Lee Davidson

Dude Quotes By Bella Jeanisse: Sweet, I'm gonna beat you dude." Austin Reese

Sweet, I'm gonna beat you dude." Austin Reese — Bella Jeanisse

Dude Quotes By Jandy Nelson: I love you," I say to him, only

I love you," I say to him, only it comes out, "Hey."
"So damn much," he says back, only it comes out, "Dude."
He still won't meet my eyes. — Jandy Nelson

Dude Quotes By Patrick Stump: Eh. Hipster's not really a thing anymore. Plus,

Eh. Hipster's not really a thing anymore. Plus, hipster or out of touch old dude? Same uniform really ... — Patrick Stump

Dude Quotes By Anonymous: No boys, right? Especially the dude that walks

No boys, right? Especially the dude that walks around like that wolf kid from Twilight. — Anonymous

Dude Quotes By Tim Tharp: Just remember this- weird's good. Embrace the weird,

Just remember this- weird's good. Embrace the weird, dude. Enjoy it because it's never going away. — Tim Tharp

Dude Quotes By Melissa De La Cruz: Dude you scare me sometimes! You're all vampire

Dude you scare me sometimes! You're all vampire superwoman — Melissa De La Cruz

Dude Quotes By Ian MacKaye: I'm not a sports dude, but I'm interested

I'm not a sports dude, but I'm interested in the sociological implications of it. — Ian MacKaye

Dude Quotes By Donnell Rawlings: The better alternative to fighting a guy, go

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings

Dude Quotes By Bella Jeanisse: Sweet, I'm gonna beat you dude.

Sweet, I'm gonna beat you dude. — Bella Jeanisse

Dude Quotes By Charlize Theron: I'm open to anything, dude. I'm open to

I'm open to anything, dude. I'm open to anything. That's what I would ask the aliens. I'd be like, "Do you watch 'Game of Thrones?'" — Charlize Theron

Dude Quotes By Ryan North: Wait... maybe the question isn't "How do I

Wait... maybe the question isn't "How do I beat him?" Maybe the question in "Dude, why are we even fighting in the first place? — Ryan North

Dude Quotes By Anders Holm: Whenever I watch a show and twentysomethings have

Whenever I watch a show and twentysomethings have a lot of 'Star Wars' references, I know it's written by a 40-year-old dude. — Anders Holm

Dude Quotes By Kim Holden: Bendy straws are the shit, dude.

Bendy straws are the shit, dude. — Kim Holden

Dude Quotes By Sarina Bowen: I'm like the worst queer dude ever. Somebody

I'm like the worst queer dude ever. Somebody pass me the manual! — Sarina Bowen

Dude Quotes By Robyn Peterman: Do Dragons eat Mexican?" Hank wondered out loud."Dude,

Do Dragons eat Mexican?" Hank wondered out loud.
"Dude, they eat people. Mexican is a vast improvement over people. — Robyn Peterman

Dude Quotes By Wendelin Van Draanen: And, dude, the truth is, if you're gonna

And, dude, the truth is, if you're gonna be like this, I don't need the association. — Wendelin Van Draanen

Dude Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: Kill me if I ever look that Bad"

Kill me if I ever look that Bad" ... "Dude, what are you saying? ... On the TV? That is you, dude. From like five years ago. — Chuck Palahniuk

Dude Quotes By Roy Wood Jr.: You ever been on a date so bad,

You ever been on a date so bad, the girl makes you drop her off at another dude's house? — Roy Wood Jr.

Dude Quotes By Nicki Elson: I'm not sitting back here with another dude

I'm not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car. — Nicki Elson

Dude Quotes By Tone Bell: I don't feel that America has a black

I don't feel that America has a black dude right now. I'm that dude. — Tone Bell

Dude Quotes By Rick Riordan: Casa de Jackson No gold-plated throne for guests

Casa de Jackson No gold-plated throne for guests Seriously, dude? — Rick Riordan

Dude Quotes By Larry Brooks: Never hire anyone who starts a sentence with

Never hire anyone who starts a sentence with the word "Dude!" and never work for a guy who doesn't know the difference between mute and moot — Larry Brooks

Dude Quotes By Junot Diaz: Dude wore his nerdiness like a Jedi wore

Dude wore his nerdiness like a Jedi wore his light saber or a Lensman her lens. Couldn't have passed for Normal if he'd wanted to. — Junot Diaz

Dude Quotes By Ben H. Winters: You're like a monster, dude'", he says, light

You're like a monster, dude'", he says, light amusement coloring his strained voice. "'From a monster movie. The man who would not fucking quit — Ben H. Winters

Dude Quotes By Idris Elba: I get criticized for taking roles in films

I get criticized for taking roles in films like 'Ghost Rider 2', but if you look at my resume, dude, I've mixed it up as much as I can. — Idris Elba

Dude Quotes By Adrian Barnes: I could pull off a 'man', but never,

I could pull off a 'man', but never, quite, a 'dude'. — Adrian Barnes

Dude Quotes By Darynda Jones: Dude," I said, leaning over the desk, "I'm

Dude," I said, leaning over the desk, "I'm about as psychic as a carrot. — Darynda Jones

Dude Quotes By Kanye West: I get to represent somebody I don't think

I get to represent somebody I don't think is getting represented right now. The regular dude: the guy who believes in God but still likes pussy. — Kanye West

Dude Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: I wonder if in 2050 there will be

I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship' — Zach Galifianakis

Dude Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: Face it, dude. You nearly did sex on

Face it, dude. You nearly did sex on God's table. You're already shame spiralling big-time. — Chuck Palahniuk