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Dude, can I have your pickle? — J.C. Lillis

Bit yells, Homeless Hungry? Dude, I invented Homeless Hungry. The kid just waves. — Jess Walter

That's right, dude. He got a snake for his snake. — Anonymous

Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude Eric Sinclair to Betsy — MaryJanice Davidson

Look dude, no humping the redhead until we see if the rabbit dies. — Lynn Hagen

Dude," Mercy said. "I will fold you up and stuff you in this beer pitcher." "But — Lauren Gilley

Frantically, he scans the room, settling on the closet.
Brayden sighs, 'Seriously, dude? Must we live the cliche?' — Lynn Kelling

Dude, what the heck?????, That's awesome!!!!! — Kyle Patrick

God's a funky little dude because everyone's looking for Him and no one can find Him. — Prince

Manu Ginobili is just a baller dude. — Lisa Leslie

I don't believe I've ever played a hip dude. I don't think I would have the wherewithal to do that. — Eugene Levy

I was a sort of serious little dude - snobby. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt

You don't need Beanie Sigel in the building with a pre-perception that this crazy dude might do anything. — Beanie Sigel

Dude, your girlfriend is so far past high maintenance even the janitor quit. — Samantha Young

I'm a pretty nice dude. I have fun, and people take it the wrong way. — Tyler, The Creator

Logan looked up at the big guy. "Do you ever hear yourself?" Blake beamed. "I'm my biggest fan." "Your only fan," Ayden said. "Hurtful, dude. — A&E Kirk

Dude, socks. If you just wore socks, this wouldn't have happened. — Ginger Scott

He don't debate he concentrate on survivin'
He don't like to drive if he's been drinkin'
But he'll drink while he's drivin'
He's the dude — Devin The Dude

I don't care if a dude is purple with green breath as long as he can swing. — Miles Davis

Dude slapped me and then walked away! — Nanae Chrono

No way, dude. Chicks appreciate a nice cock shot. Trust me. — Elle Kennedy

This isn't exactly a conversation two guys have over coffee. 'Hey, dude, how well does your wife shave your balls? — Tymber Dalton

The dude who didn't seem to care that he smelled like wide-open ass. — J.R. Rain

Dude, my hair is like an architectural structure. It's like ... a building. — Taylor Swift

Isn't it funny that they say most girls have daddy issues, when really, every dude does? — Amy Schumer

I always feel like there is some dude out there with money that I could fall back on if I needed to. — Kirstie Alley

Dude, pillows don't break. Try something that breaks. — John Green

Dude, he's Australian...not a pirate. — S.C. Stephens

Dude im starting to think that life is very unfair — Vishal Daryanani

Yo, dude. That shit might be cool on Saved By The Bell but not in real life. — Jason Myers

Mick Fleetwood was one of my first interviews. And if you've ever talked to that dude, he's the sweetest guy in the world - he's just a trip. — Dave Grohl

Picture Bigfoot with tits, dude ... she was fuckin' grisly. — Jenn Cooksey

I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" — Demetri Martin

Welcome to the estrogen vortex, dude, where mindfucks are the norm and understanding them is as common as a fucking unicorn in your front yard. — K. Bromberg

Wake up, dude! It's not about who you are. It's all about who God is. — James MacDonald

I been the same dude my whole life. — DMX

Wolf came up with a handful of salt, and with an apologetic grimace at his cousin, he warned, I'm gonna salt you, dude. — Anonymous

Oh God, I was head over heels, drowning underwater, in love with Ren- with Renald Owens. I was in love with a dude whose real name was Renald. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I could never be homophobic in any kind of way, dude. I'm such a free bird. — CeeLo Green

Random Dude just put his lips in my hair. What. Is going. On. — Colleen Hoover

Dude, if you stare at me any longer you'll end up as a twisted character in my wife's next novel. — Mantissa Etherbright

My father's family came from Virginia and Philadelphia. He wasn't a brother who talked a lot. He was a workingman, a quiet, blue-collar dude. — Ice-T

The Republican consciousness has no integrity and it falls apart once you check it out. If you're a Christian, why would you want to fry this dude? — Ken Kesey

are you still talking to yourself! T Swift that shit and shake it off, dude! — Teagan Hunter

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. — Dick Gregory

My first real showbiz job was on a Nickelodeon show called 'Hey, Dude.' That was my first real paid scriptwriting job. — Graham Yost

There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback. — Greg Behrendt

The stupidity of a well-placed "dude" can really defuse a situation — Chris Lynch

Dude, he's got that mean, squinty Clint Eastwood stare that's scary as shit.[Bailey] — Lorelei James

Drinking can bring out a dude that has some issues. — Gabriel Iglesias

I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!" — Mitch Hedberg

Usually guys with your skill set like to eat bugs; I don't get that dude. — Joe Teti

I saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, "Don't worry, Dude. I won't say anything." — Mitch Hedberg

I'm a quirky dude, man. — Tony Oller

Not a lot of individuals get to refer to the Lord in their prayers as 'Dude', but he's doing a new thing with me. — Stephen Baldwin

You write your best music when you're dealing with something. Get it out, dude. — Bella Jeanisse

I was no longer looking for a good dude, because they all turned out the same. — Shvonne Latrice

That dude's as guilty as a baby with a soggy diaper! — Noah Child

Dude's got a look on his face like somebody just shoved a sweet-tart up his ass. — John Knudsvig

Dude! If you scream in my ear again I will punch you in the uterus. — R.S. Grey

Move with a purpose dude. — Joe Teti

There isn't a dude outside my dad who had greater influence on my life. — Ta-Nehisi Coates

I'm not a dogmatic Christian and I don't believe in the Bible literally, but I realized that Jesus is basically a very Zen dude. — Weyes Blood

A lot of people question how talented I am. But I'm a real dude and I know real things and I've seen real people get their head blown off. — Young Jeezy

Lachlan: "why are you crying, pretty girl?"
Logan: " Dude, you're always stealing my game — Jay McLean

Dude, we both know it's only going to get worse. You're like a ticking sex bomb. — Stacey O'Neale

Well, Dude," said Khalil, "sometimes you just have to get over shit — Thea Harrison

Dude, nonsense is actually afraid of you, that's how no-nonsense you are. — Tere Michaels

Summer flings always seemed amazing in movies, though that might be because the leading man did not ever call his romantic interest dude. — Thomm Quackenbush

Dude, it's mind control. That's got to be the best superpower ever! — Lee Davidson

Sweet, I'm gonna beat you dude." Austin Reese — Bella Jeanisse

I love you," I say to him, only it comes out, "Hey."
"So damn much," he says back, only it comes out, "Dude."
He still won't meet my eyes. — Jandy Nelson

Eh. Hipster's not really a thing anymore. Plus, hipster or out of touch old dude? Same uniform really ... — Patrick Stump

No boys, right? Especially the dude that walks around like that wolf kid from Twilight. — Anonymous

Just remember this- weird's good. Embrace the weird, dude. Enjoy it because it's never going away. — Tim Tharp

Dude you scare me sometimes! You're all vampire superwoman — Melissa De La Cruz

I'm not a sports dude, but I'm interested in the sociological implications of it. — Ian MacKaye

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings

Sweet, I'm gonna beat you dude. — Bella Jeanisse

I'm open to anything, dude. I'm open to anything. That's what I would ask the aliens. I'd be like, "Do you watch 'Game of Thrones?'" — Charlize Theron

Wait... maybe the question isn't "How do I beat him?" Maybe the question in "Dude, why are we even fighting in the first place? — Ryan North

Whenever I watch a show and twentysomethings have a lot of 'Star Wars' references, I know it's written by a 40-year-old dude. — Anders Holm

Bendy straws are the shit, dude. — Kim Holden

I'm like the worst queer dude ever. Somebody pass me the manual! — Sarina Bowen

Do Dragons eat Mexican?" Hank wondered out loud.
"Dude, they eat people. Mexican is a vast improvement over people. — Robyn Peterman

And, dude, the truth is, if you're gonna be like this, I don't need the association. — Wendelin Van Draanen

Kill me if I ever look that Bad" ... "Dude, what are you saying? ... On the TV? That is you, dude. From like five years ago. — Chuck Palahniuk

You ever been on a date so bad, the girl makes you drop her off at another dude's house? — Roy Wood Jr.

I'm not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car. — Nicki Elson

I don't feel that America has a black dude right now. I'm that dude. — Tone Bell

Casa de Jackson No gold-plated throne for guests Seriously, dude? — Rick Riordan

Never hire anyone who starts a sentence with the word "Dude!" and never work for a guy who doesn't know the difference between mute and moot — Larry Brooks

Dude wore his nerdiness like a Jedi wore his light saber or a Lensman her lens. Couldn't have passed for Normal if he'd wanted to. — Junot Diaz

You're like a monster, dude'", he says, light amusement coloring his strained voice. "'From a monster movie. The man who would not fucking quit — Ben H. Winters

I get criticized for taking roles in films like 'Ghost Rider 2', but if you look at my resume, dude, I've mixed it up as much as I can. — Idris Elba

I could pull off a 'man', but never, quite, a 'dude'. — Adrian Barnes

Dude," I said, leaning over the desk, "I'm about as psychic as a carrot. — Darynda Jones

I get to represent somebody I don't think is getting represented right now. The regular dude: the guy who believes in God but still likes pussy. — Kanye West

I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship' — Zach Galifianakis

Face it, dude. You nearly did sex on God's table. You're already shame spiralling big-time. — Chuck Palahniuk