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A smile and a laugh are the duct tape of life; they can fix anything. — Mike Wallace

They told us to buy duct tape and portable radios so that if the world does end, we can all listen to Rush Limbaugh blame it on Clinton. — Bill Maher

Parents are supposed to give the child back to herself with love. If they've got duct tape over their eyes because of narcissism, it doesn't happen. — Jane Fonda

Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back. — Orson Scott Card

Lone women shouldn't stop in the middle of nowhere for giant unkempt strangers with duct tape on their faces. — Lee Child

You okay?" I asked Rosie and Rosie gave me an "are you nuts, that lunatic just tied me up with duct tape" look. — Kristen Ashley

Believe it or not, kids, duct tape was not invented so you could make trashy little wallets and hideous handbags out of it. I — C.M. Stunich

Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can't improve on duct tape. — Andy Weir

Humanity's gift to the universe. Duct Tape. — Jack Campbell

I made plans out of hope, expectation, desire, and duct tape, and I broke those plans with my bare hands. — Jarod Kintz

In his other hand is a spear made from duct tape, a smashed Nokia phone from 1998 and a selfie stick. Welcome to the future. — Warren Ellis

Guns make you stupidbetter to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart. — Jeffrey Donovan

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together. — Oprah Winfrey

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. G. Weilacher — Ian Molyneaux

And-he was ashamed to admit
he had been known to carry off the occasional roll of duct tape. That stuff could be used for everything. — Sharon Ashwood

All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape? — Garrison Keillor

When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.
T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones

Anal is pretty much the sexual duct tape of the world- it fixes everything.
I should put that on a t-shirt. — Tara Sivec

Then he threw me another essential tool of demigod heroes - duct tape. — Rick Riordan

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords. — Jase Robertson

Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape? — Craig Kilborn

Look at her, the poor woman," Milo said compassionately, as he sealed her mouth with duct tape. "We need to deprogram her. — Chuck Palahniuk

Duct tape is man's answer to electrons and protons. It's how we keep matter together. — Penny Reid

His voice was chipper. Cinnamon hated chipper. She wrapped Chipper up in duct tape, pounded nails into it and used it to beat the crap out of Perky. — Barbra Annino

You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape. — J. Richard Singleton

Greatest stuff in the world. Superman's duct tape. — James L. Cambias

Duct tape can't fix stupid," Bas growled. "Maybe not," Red replied, "but it can hold it down and muffled the screams. — T. Hammond

How, he wondered, did humanity ever get along without duct tape? — Scott Hawkins

I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South? — Johnny Knoxville

Some instruments seemed like they were held together with duct tape and prayers. Everything looked out of date. — Eoin Colfer

...duct tape is magic and should be worshipped. — Andy Weir

Also, I need some duct tape, a shovel, and Brandon's phone number... — Shane Miller

Javascript is the duct tape of the Internet. — Charlie Campbell

Duct tape. Perfect weapon; so many uses. — Taylor Stevens

What's that sticky stuff called?
Basta: Duct tape.
Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape. — Cornelia Funke

Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped. — Andy Weir

duct tape - real — Charlaine Harris

Brotha needed to buy a vowel and rent a verb, then get a roll of duct tape slapped on that broken English. — Eric Jerome Dickey

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes EVERYTHING! — Tanya Masse

duct tape, he wondered if he'd ever get then off. With — Kevin Tinto

He hands me his shopping list and I lead him through the store in search of the items. Duct tape? Plastic wrap? A hacksaw? Who is this guy, Dexter? — Andrew Shaffer

Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I'm worried about the duct tape. — Jacqueline Patricks

If you had duct tape, you were prepared for anything. — Annie Barrows

You always kiss on the first date?"
"Not usually until after the duct-tape. — Leslea Tash

After the 9/11 attacks, I dutifully stocked up on rolls of duct tape and N-95 masks, as the government recommended. — Dana Milbank

When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct? — Larry Wall

Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend. — Karen Marie Moning

You are an idiot," Tom informed him.
Prophet stared at the duct tape around his wrists. "I have no argument against that at the moment. — S.E. Jakes

Duct tape is not a perfect solution to anything. But with a little creativity, in a pinch, it's an adequate solution to just about everything. — Jamie Hyneman

Little girl, you could wrap my cock in duct tape, and I'll still make you see God. — Lilly Black

If you pull a rope and some duct tape out of those saddlebags, I'm going to freak.
Jeana E. Mann. Intoxicated (Kindle Locations 746-747). — Jeana E. Mann