Duck Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Duck

Duck Quotes & Sayings

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Don't take me under your wing and tell me that scent is duck sauce — Josh Stern

He puffed out his pigeon chest and waddled across the room towards me. With his feet pointing outwards, he looked like a fat duck with a grievance. — Chris Thrall

It was duck apocalypse! — Kenneth Logan

Be like a duck . . . keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath. - Unknown — Jolene Brackey

Fuck a duck! The asshole has a girlfriend. Great! Just great. Which makes me that woman. The other woman. — Belle Aurora

What did you think of him?" Cade asked.
"Give me some credit," Zach said. "Guy's more full of shit than a duck pond. — Christopher Farnsworth

The only dynasty I like is the Duck Dynasty. — Mark Levin

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. — Walter Cronkite

Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers?
Mrs. Ling: Could be ... You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants. — Christopher Moore

The Chinese use every spare bit of an animal: cow lungs, pig ears, chicken feet, duck blood. — Jennifer Lee

Sitting in a church building doesn't make you a Christian, just like sitting in a duck blind doesn't make you a duck hunter. — Jase Robertson

Platitudes and generalities roll of the human understanding like water from a duck — Claude C. Hopkins

Smart people duck when they hear the dread announcement 'I'm going to be perfectly honest with you. — Judith Martin

That's the role... you know the droll... you just learn how to draw a drone. — Deyth Banger

She smiled smugly. We came to an agreement, the duck and I. — Cassandra Clare

Tuck in your tail, little duck. — Suzanne Collins

To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that. — Phil Robertson

She better not die this time," I guess I said. — Frederick Busch

Rat-a-tat-tat."
"Quack." — Kate Angell

...I have a magical duck-kitten. — Kelley York

What do you think? she asked, pouting her lips attempting to imitate a model . . . or a duck. I wasn't sure which. — Jamie McGuire

Was that you or the duck? — Groucho Marx

I'm lucky I'm even alive," she announced. "When I was little, I sucked on duck eyeballs. — Laini Taylor

Swam ashore, man, like a duck; I can swim like a duck, I'll be sworn. — William Shakespeare

I was a sitting duck myself, and Arthur had a map of my nerves. — Tobias Wolff

Hey, you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Now, you can give an old dog new toys! And, hey, we've got one here. — Si Robertson

Demolition derby
Duck tape works wonders — Richard L. Ratliff

Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson

If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it could be a really ugly swan. — Timmothy Radman

I do not walk like a duck. — Cassandra Clare

Because human beings suffer so much more than ducks."
"You might not think so if you were a duck. — Michel Faber

you should never bet money on a boxer who crosses himself before a fight, because any fighter relying on the grace of god is a dead duck. — Peter Murphy

I know, I know. I rescued him and he's bonded to me like a baby duck. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Chess is a matter of delicate judgement, knowing when to punch and how to duck. — Bobby Fischer

My dear Mama, you are definitely the hen who hatched a famous duck. — Henri De Toulouse-Lautrec

I look like a duck. It's the way my mouth curls up, or my nose tilts up. I should have played Howard the Duck. — Michelle Pfeiffer

A duck call in the hands of the unskilled is one of conservation's greatest assets — Nash Buckingham

Raise the bar. Don't duck under it. — Peter James West

I spent the '90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony. — Brad Pitt

A confident leader is like a duck. Above the water, he is calm and poised while below the water, he is driven by a flurry of focused activity. — Todd Stocker

Throughout my teens, I just wanted to go somewhere I could wear a Donald Duck pin and no one would care. — Paul Feig

The fox often offers the duck its pond. — Robert Jordan

I figured I'd duck out ... before Goody Osbourne took the stand. — Megan Abbott

It could end up like the Dog & Duck against the Red Lion. — Gary Neville

You may call an eletric eel a rubber duck but that does not make it a rubber duck and god help the poor bastard who takes a bath with the duckie — Cassandra Clare

Oh, yes, sir. And the Soul Cake Duck. And the Sandman. And Death. — Terry Pratchett

Well, yes, I call it the Expando-Duck. It's perfect if you need a small metal duck. Or a larger metal duck. — Rick Riordan

Never trust a duck. — Cassandra Clare

Honey, I forgot to duck — Ronald Reagan

Unable to resist, she said, "Mortals also go there to worship a mouse god. His likeness is everywhere. There's a duck demigod too. — Kresley Cole

The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath. — Bill Cosby

John ducked casually across some DO NOT DUCK CASUALLY ACROSS THIS TAPE tape — David Wong

If you were up to your neck in cat vomit and someone threw dog poop at you would you duck? — Joel Samaha

I have eaten several priests. They sit on the stomach like duck eggs. — John Gardner

I've always said the rubber duck is a yellow catalyst. — Florentijn Hofman

I'm the lamest lame duck there could be. — George C. Wallace

I don't love duck nails, where the nails are really wide on top. I am not a fan of that! — Adrienne Bailon

The wise duck keeps his mouth shut when he smells frogs. — Ernest Bramah

Memories

Hello, duck,
in yellow

cloth stuffed from
inside out,

little
pillow. — Robert Creeley

Oh, sweetie, you are a jackass. I love you, but you are dumber than a one legged duck in an ass kicking contest when pigs fly. — Tara Sivec

The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot! — Brian Spellman

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. — Manoj Arora

There's a huge fucking missile launcher in our backyard and apparently the only thing between us and Armageddon is some guy who's afraid of a duck. — Louise Penny

When I start a movie, the first day, I feel like a duck. — Penelope Cruz

Well, fuck a duck. — Henry Miller

Just because one likes to cook up a great meal or decorate their home doesn't mean they have to do it with granite counter tops and duck a l'orange. — Nadia Giosia

Oh, and you accuse me of flattery! Here I waddle about like a fat old duck and you try to tell me I'm lovely. — Robin Hobb

Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg. — Hans Christian Andersen

Wait, was that Mal Ericson from Stage Dive?
Fuck a duck, it was. — Kylie Scott

I'm sure it's why I'm such an odd duck in my feminist generation, because I've always been equally fair to men. — Nancy Friday

We will not duck the tough issues, we will lead. — Paul Ryan

I think some people think that being on television makes you a sitting duck, but you have the right to remain private. — Amanda Burton

And do all Hell-Bards waddle like a duck, or is it just you? — Susan Dennard

Note to self: jogging on trails with disgruntled dogs and duck hunters will make you run faster. — Krystyna Faroe

The artist's task is to become a successful eccentric, a strange but wise duck able to venture out of solitary confinement and mingle among society. — Eric Maisel

Like a duck on the pond. On the surface everything looks calm, but beneath the water those little feet are churning a mile a minute. — Gene Hackman

Duck, big brother! Here comes another day! — Charles M. Schulz

If Mickey Mouse could fly, he'd be Donald Duck. — Janet Evanovich

For a member to say, 'I'm a lame duck' violates political science 101. — Charles B. Rangel

For me to go to America - which I find such a positive place - well, I took to it like a duck to water. — Victoria Beckham

If you're going to do Chuck Berry, you got to, you know, go all out, and the duck walk is just kind of you know, cursory. That's like standing. — Mos Def

People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! — Karl Pilkington

You don't have a snail problem, you have a duck deficiency. — Bill Mollison

Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in. — Confucius

and the duck walked up to the lemonaide stand and said, "hey bum bum bum got any grapes? — Bryant Oden

How can you be dour when you have a tiny duck? — Caitlin Kittredge

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck. — Patton Oswalt

I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we're like Donald Duck. An' I think a lotta guys are afraid of that. — Jonathan Ashworth

I don't want to be a chicken. I don't want to be a duck. So I shake my butt. — Dan Gutman

Superpowers, don't always make you a superhero. - Duck — Michael Grant

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life — Groucho Marx

I didn't know whether to duck or to run, so I ran. — Bob Dylan

Yeah, well, not many boys take their girls out on a duck shoot with them as target for a first date. You have to give me points for style. — Joss Stirling

It's a bit like a fledgeling duck, finding your flippers. — Martin Freeman

I think America needs us. 'Duck Dynasty' has given some hope to bringing the family back. I want to set that example. — Kay Robertson

He was probably stud duck at the Rotary Club cookouts. I could have taken him while whistling the Michigan fight song and balancing a seal on my nose. — Robert B. Parker

The duck swallows the worm — Ken Follett

Here I was looking for symbolism and metaphors and um ... sometimes a duck is just a duck!
Mr. Tushman — R.J. Palacio

This duck tells me nothing! — Daniel O'Malley

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. — David Hallberg