Doughnut Quotes

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. — Hillary Scott

We're going to be in the wilderness in three days. There won't be doughnut stores. — Bill Bryson

You wouldn't think you could get bored falling to your death ... But when it's a really, really long drop, there's a definite risk on ennui. — Tom Holt

I still take my own lunches to work. That way I can control what I'm eating, as opposed to another doughnut. — Marianne Jean-Baptiste

Go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut," murmured Paul Lazzaro in his azure nest. "Go take a flying fuck at the moon — Kurt Vonnegut

Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle of anything ... to go! — David Lee Roth

She's my meal, but she no longer feeds from me." "Try it anyway. Maybe find her a doughnut or something, — Amelia Hutchins

There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better. — Roseanne Barr

Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots."
"Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said. "So I shot him. — Janet Evanovich

Never eat a heavily sugared doughnut before you go on TV. — John Cheever

My dad thought I'd end up in the poorhouse or in doughnut shops with a bag full of reviews. — Henry Czerny

This has the potential to be a rolling doughnut, — Elizabeth Moon

An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut. — George Jean Nathan

I take the no-doughnut pledge, and then I break it. — Lauren Graham

Keep your eye on the doughnut, not on the hole. — David Lynch

Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon? — Kurt Vonnegut

An optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist sees the whole. — Navjot Singh Sidhu

Above the lot, the great pink hoop of the Ed's Doughnut House sign broadcasts its frigid synthetic light into the night, — Paul Murray

You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them. — Dean Norris

I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut. — Rick Riordan

My porch feels as safe as a chocolate doughnut on an ant hill. — Daniel H. Wilson

As you ramble on through life, Brother,
Whatever be your goal,
Keep your eye upon the doughnut,
And not upon the hole. — Margaret Atwood

Look not for too long into the doughnut, lest the doughnut look into you. — Tom Holt

You scare the filling out of her doughnut. — Michelle Hodkin

I could murder a doughnut, Annie — E.L. James

I am an unlikely guardian. A month ago I thought the Medicare doughnut hole was a breakfast special for seniors. I am a care inflictor. — George Hodgman

You never get used to being slotted into a giant doughnut's vagina. — Sara Wolf

And for those of you who watched the last programme, I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's. — David Coleman

If you mean doughnut when you say I'll give you the Big D, then yes. I'll take the D. If not then I'm not interested. -Lenore to a customer — Lani Lynn Vale

So why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the moooooooooooon? — Kurt Vonnegut

Why doesn't Prin go and get her own goddamn blistering bloody shitty jelly doughnuts? — Margaret Laurence

Don't look at the hole in the doughnut. Look at the whole doughnut. — Branch Rickey

The optimist sees the doughnut but the pessimist see 452 calories and a shed load of sugar ... — James Minter

What about reality, you ask? Well, as far as I'm concerned, reality can go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut. — Stephen King

In spite of really intense competition for the job, I'm still my own worst enemy. — Tom Holt

You're a cop. I need a doughnut. — Jim Butcher

As I ramble through life, whatever be my goal, I will unfortunately always keep my eye upon the doughnut and not upon the whole. — Wendy Wasserstein

They use the M as an anchor to get the doughnut and then there's an escalator to nowhere. — Gemma Burgess

Don't blow up the world till Sunday," Josh said through a mouthful of doughnut. "I've got to collect my paycheck first." Every — Robert McCammon

I'm still a doughnut, okay?" I said. "I want to be a bun. I really do. But I'm still a doughnut. — Jojo Moyes

Caring about a person is like praying to a doughnut in the darkness. — Crispin Best

If you really taste a doughnut, it's pretty disgusting. They taste of grease. — Ruth Reichl

Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole! — Oscar Wilde

I want a doughnut — Me

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut? — Jim Butcher

If you keep your eye on the doughnut and do your work, that's all you can control. You can't control any of what's out there, outside yourself. — David Lynch

Think I'll go eat me a doughnut and take me a nap. — Ray Bradbury

Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don't go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut. — Janet Evanovich

Roll me in sugar and call me a fuckin jelly-doughnut! — Stephen King

As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two. — Cassandra Clare

The doughnut was definitely looking at him. Hello, sailor, it seemed to be saying. — Tom Holt

This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut. — Daniel Handler

I bet you popped out of your momma with a gun in one hand and a doughnut in the other. — Rick Yancey

Percy!' Annabeth scolded. 'You just opened another Monster Doughnut shop somewhere! — Rick Riordan

A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut. — Roseanne Barr