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Doughnut Quotes By Hillary Scott: You pretty much can't get away from bacon

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. — Hillary Scott

Doughnut Quotes By Bill Bryson: We're going to be in the wilderness in

We're going to be in the wilderness in three days. There won't be doughnut stores. — Bill Bryson

Doughnut Quotes By Tom Holt: You wouldn't think you could get bored falling

You wouldn't think you could get bored falling to your death ... But when it's a really, really long drop, there's a definite risk on ennui. — Tom Holt

Doughnut Quotes By Marianne Jean-Baptiste: I still take my own lunches to work.

I still take my own lunches to work. That way I can control what I'm eating, as opposed to another doughnut. — Marianne Jean-Baptiste

Doughnut Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: Go take a flying fuck at a rolling

Go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut," murmured Paul Lazzaro in his azure nest. "Go take a flying fuck at the moon — Kurt Vonnegut

Doughnut Quotes By David Lee Roth: Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle

Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle of anything ... to go! — David Lee Roth

Doughnut Quotes By Amelia Hutchins: She's my meal, but she no longer feeds

She's my meal, but she no longer feeds from me." "Try it anyway. Maybe find her a doughnut or something, — Amelia Hutchins

Doughnut Quotes By Roseanne Barr: There isn't a problem on this earth that

There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better. — Roseanne Barr

Doughnut Quotes By Janet Evanovich: Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal

Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots."
"Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said. "So I shot him. — Janet Evanovich

Doughnut Quotes By John Cheever: Never eat a heavily sugared doughnut before you

Never eat a heavily sugared doughnut before you go on TV. — John Cheever

Doughnut Quotes By Henry Czerny: My dad thought I'd end up in the

My dad thought I'd end up in the poorhouse or in doughnut shops with a bag full of reviews. — Henry Czerny

Doughnut Quotes By Elizabeth Moon: This has the potential to be a rolling

This has the potential to be a rolling doughnut, — Elizabeth Moon

Doughnut Quotes By George Jean Nathan: An actor without a playwright is like a

An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut. — George Jean Nathan

Doughnut Quotes By Lauren Graham: I take the no-doughnut pledge, and then I

I take the no-doughnut pledge, and then I break it. — Lauren Graham

Doughnut Quotes By David Lynch: Keep your eye on the doughnut, not on

Keep your eye on the doughnut, not on the hole. — David Lynch

Doughnut Quotes By Rick Yancey: I bet you popped out of your momma

I bet you popped out of your momma with a gun in one hand and a doughnut in the other. — Rick Yancey

Doughnut Quotes By Wendy Wasserstein: As I ramble through life, whatever be my

As I ramble through life, whatever be my goal, I will unfortunately always keep my eye upon the doughnut and not upon the whole. — Wendy Wasserstein

Doughnut Quotes By Jojo Moyes: I'm still a doughnut, okay?" I said. "I

I'm still a doughnut, okay?" I said. "I want to be a bun. I really do. But I'm still a doughnut. — Jojo Moyes

Doughnut Quotes By Crispin Best: Caring about a person is like praying to

Caring about a person is like praying to a doughnut in the darkness. — Crispin Best

Doughnut Quotes By Roseanne Barr: A good man doesn't just happen. They have

A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut. — Roseanne Barr

Doughnut Quotes By Ruth Reichl: If you really taste a doughnut, it's pretty

If you really taste a doughnut, it's pretty disgusting. They taste of grease. — Ruth Reichl

Doughnut Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference

Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole! — Oscar Wilde

Doughnut Quotes By Rick Riordan: Percy!' Annabeth scolded. 'You just opened another Monster

Percy!' Annabeth scolded. 'You just opened another Monster Doughnut shop somewhere! — Rick Riordan

Doughnut Quotes By Me: I want a doughnut

I want a doughnut — Me

Doughnut Quotes By Stephen King: Roll me in sugar and call me a

Roll me in sugar and call me a fuckin jelly-doughnut! — Stephen King

Doughnut Quotes By Jim Butcher: Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut? — Jim Butcher

Doughnut Quotes By David Lynch: If you keep your eye on the doughnut

If you keep your eye on the doughnut and do your work, that's all you can control. You can't control any of what's out there, outside yourself. — David Lynch

Doughnut Quotes By Daniel Handler: This is like a cookie, it tastes like

This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut. — Daniel Handler

Doughnut Quotes By Tom Holt: The doughnut was definitely looking at him. Hello,

The doughnut was definitely looking at him. Hello, sailor, it seemed to be saying. — Tom Holt

Doughnut Quotes By Ray Bradbury: Think I'll go eat me a doughnut and

Think I'll go eat me a doughnut and take me a nap. — Ray Bradbury

Doughnut Quotes By Cassandra Clare: As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut.

As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two. — Cassandra Clare

Doughnut Quotes By Janet Evanovich: Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself.

Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don't go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut. — Janet Evanovich

Doughnut Quotes By David Coleman: And for those of you who watched the

And for those of you who watched the last programme, I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's. — David Coleman

Doughnut Quotes By Navjot Singh Sidhu: An optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist sees

An optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist sees the whole. — Navjot Singh Sidhu

Doughnut Quotes By Paul Murray: Above the lot, the great pink hoop of

Above the lot, the great pink hoop of the Ed's Doughnut House sign broadcasts its frigid synthetic light into the night, — Paul Murray

Doughnut Quotes By Dean Norris: You go into any doughnut shop and look

You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them. — Dean Norris

Doughnut Quotes By Rick Riordan: I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut.

I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut. — Rick Riordan

Doughnut Quotes By Daniel H. Wilson: My porch feels as safe as a chocolate

My porch feels as safe as a chocolate doughnut on an ant hill. — Daniel H. Wilson

Doughnut Quotes By Margaret Atwood: As you ramble on through life, Brother,Whatever be

As you ramble on through life, Brother,
Whatever be your goal,
Keep your eye upon the doughnut,
And not upon the hole. — Margaret Atwood

Doughnut Quotes By Tom Holt: Look not for too long into the doughnut,

Look not for too long into the doughnut, lest the doughnut look into you. — Tom Holt

Doughnut Quotes By Michelle Hodkin: You scare the filling out of her doughnut.

You scare the filling out of her doughnut. — Michelle Hodkin

Doughnut Quotes By E.L. James: I could murder a doughnut, Annie

I could murder a doughnut, Annie — E.L. James

Doughnut Quotes By George Hodgman: I am an unlikely guardian. A month ago

I am an unlikely guardian. A month ago I thought the Medicare doughnut hole was a breakfast special for seniors. I am a care inflictor. — George Hodgman

Doughnut Quotes By Sara Wolf: You never get used to being slotted into

You never get used to being slotted into a giant doughnut's vagina. — Sara Wolf

Doughnut Quotes By Robert McCammon: Don't blow up the world till Sunday," Josh

Don't blow up the world till Sunday," Josh said through a mouthful of doughnut. "I've got to collect my paycheck first." Every — Robert McCammon

Doughnut Quotes By Lani Lynn Vale: If you mean doughnut when you say I'll

If you mean doughnut when you say I'll give you the Big D, then yes. I'll take the D. If not then I'm not interested. -Lenore to a customer — Lani Lynn Vale

Doughnut Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: So why don't you take a flying fuck

So why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the moooooooooooon? — Kurt Vonnegut

Doughnut Quotes By Margaret Laurence: Why doesn't Prin go and get her own

Why doesn't Prin go and get her own goddamn blistering bloody shitty jelly doughnuts? — Margaret Laurence

Doughnut Quotes By Branch Rickey: Don't look at the hole in the doughnut.

Don't look at the hole in the doughnut. Look at the whole doughnut. — Branch Rickey

Doughnut Quotes By James Minter: The optimist sees the doughnut but the pessimist

The optimist sees the doughnut but the pessimist see 452 calories and a shed load of sugar ... — James Minter

Doughnut Quotes By Stephen King: What about reality, you ask? Well, as far

What about reality, you ask? Well, as far as I'm concerned, reality can go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut. — Stephen King

Doughnut Quotes By Tom Holt: In spite of really intense competition for the

In spite of really intense competition for the job, I'm still my own worst enemy. — Tom Holt

Doughnut Quotes By Jim Butcher: You're a cop. I need a doughnut.

You're a cop. I need a doughnut. — Jim Butcher

Doughnut Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: Why don't you take a flying fuck at

Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon? — Kurt Vonnegut

Doughnut Quotes By Gemma Burgess: They use the M as an anchor to

They use the M as an anchor to get the doughnut and then there's an escalator to nowhere. — Gemma Burgess