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If, after spending time with a person, you feel as though you've lost a quart of plasma, avoid that person in the future.
— William S. Burroughs
Men should be buff! Women should be vavoom!
— Hiromu Arakawa
I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences invariably love pot jokes. Even people who don't smoke pot think it's a funny subject.
— Doug Benson
There were so many lean years. A lot of lean years.
— Katherine Heigl
No duty is more earnestly impressed upon us in Scripture than the duty of continual communion with Him.
— David McIntyre
I would never choose a subject for what it means to me. I choose a subject and then what I feel about it, what it means, begins to unfold.
— Diane Arbus
I will guard you from Death, for I have no fear of him.
— Holly Black
There is not a single health-promoting substance present in grains that you can't also get from vegetables and fruit.
— Melissa Hartwig
Three years into the war, tens of thousands of American troops remain targets of a growing Iraqi insurgency.
— Jan Schakowsky
I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?"
— Mike Birbiglia